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Posted by attacc on Jan-15-2003 06:09:

quote:
Originally posted by aloep
"I'm back once again, I'm going to make your shiny shoes dance again, I'm the shoemaker." - Galaxee - The Shoemaker

The track itself is even worse.


Right on!! I couldn't agree more

The video is r0x0r though


Posted by fr0st on Jan-15-2003 07:37:

well this aint electronic but it has the worse fucking lyrics i wish i could beat the fuck out of them for releasing this song and making money off of it. I mean realy it sounds and looks like they were just trying to find words that ryhme.

Rattlesnake
(Live)

Let's go hang out in a mall, or a morgue,
A smorgasbord
Let's go hang out in a church
We'll go find lurch
Then we'll haul ass down through the abbey
Is it money, is it fame what's in a name, shame?
Is it money, is it fame or were they always this lame?

It's a crazy, crazy mixed up town
But it's the rattlesnake i fear
In another place, in another time
I'd be drivin' trucks my dear
I'd be skinnin' hunted deer
Deer


Let's go hang out in a bar
It's not too far
We'll take my car
We'll lay flowers at the grave of Jesco White
The sinner's saint
The rack is full and so are we
Of laughing gas and ennui

quote:
Metaphors Music is often used like poetry where a meaning is there but not meant to be taken literally.


PS:Find a meaning in this song.


Posted by Arsalan on Jan-15-2003 09:09:

quote:
Originally posted by BeatFreak
SooOOOOooMe Times!!!!! The SOOOooOOOOUUUnnnnd of goodBYE! Is LOOOOUUDDer, than any Drum Beat!!

Wow, that's some cheesy shit.


i have to disagree, the lyrics has soo much meaning.

Guess you haven't been a situation like that.


Posted by Arsalan on Jan-15-2003 09:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Euphorica@AUS
Armin - COmmunication with the spanish chick and the mobile phone, makes me cringe everytime.

Vegaboys - We like to party

DOnt knock castles in the sky dicks, just cause u guys dont build any


i think you have a wrong file name or something, it's not armin that has the phone, it's mario piu.

The armin track is fking amazing. All time best


Posted by Paulie on Jan-15-2003 10:23:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Arsalan
i think you have a wrong file name or something, it's not armin that has the phone, it's mario piu.

The armin track is fking amazing. All time best


yeh im bad iwas thinking mario piu, thats abad mistake


Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Jan-15-2003 13:22:

haha

paffendorf - be cool


YOU BE COOL


Posted by StalkerElmo on Jan-15-2003 14:38:

omg.. those vocals are pure class..

"your soo cool"

"my way .. on the high way"

"be cool.. YOU.. be cool"

omg rofl!


Posted by Snooper on Jan-15-2003 14:44:

quote:
Originally posted by MaRt
I know just what you mean...the Moonman Flash Over Mix is neat though depending on how tolerant you are of the *ahem* lyrics


I agree with you, luckily there's a Moonman Instrumental Mix too, you should check out that one.

As for vocals, I find Warp Brothers - We Will Survive pretty shitty.


Posted by Verona^My on Jan-16-2003 05:26:

cheesy lyrics, oh yeah, sure...

Ice Ice Baby
Baby, one more time
Genie in a Bottle... the list goes on, just turn on your local Top40 station.


Posted by mr_smidge on Jan-16-2003 10:57:

* Blow my whistle

quote:
Gigi D'Agostini - Bla Bla Bla

Heyy I love this song

And whatever that track is that goes "it's 4 o' clock in the morning, and it's staaaaarting to get light".. don't know the name


Posted by undertensecond on Jan-16-2003 12:34:

thats extra cheesy!


Posted by narcism on Jan-16-2003 15:17:

nething by Aqua- esp. barbie girl
vengaboys
dj alligator project- blow ur whistle & lollipop
OMG almost 4got eiffel 65- blue & move ur body


Posted by Great Outdoors on Jan-16-2003 17:22:

Wanna hear cheese? Mario Piu- Communication is da bomb.

"Somebody answer the phone..... brrrring ring ring.... somebody answer the phone...ring ring ring ring brrring.. (Shut the fuck up you wanker) Somebody answer the..... phone...."


Posted by benoitfan on Jan-17-2003 00:57:

definitely Eiffel 65's "Move your body"
Move your body, c'mon everybody, move your body, c'mon like everybody?


Posted by Chuck Norris on Jan-17-2003 01:57:

Riva - Time Is A Healer (AVB Remix)

&

Gouryella - Ligaya (Extended Vocal Mix)


Posted by Nalin on Jan-17-2003 07:20:

quote:
nething by Aqua- esp. barbie girl
vengaboys
dj alligator project- blow ur whistle & lollipop
OMG almost 4got eiffel 65- blue & move ur body


haha, have to agree there, although you only scratch the surface there are just to many moronic tracks to mention

the dj alligator project is just fucking disturbing even when you overlook the fact that its cheesy, you got guys sucking on lolly pops, GUYS! ...


Posted by Philby on Jan-17-2003 08:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Euphorica@AUS
Armin - COmmunication with the spanish chick and the mobile phone, makes me cringe everytime.



ahahah u are in trouble tonight lol


Posted by Verona^My on Jan-17-2003 11:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Thor
Metaphors Music is often used like poetry where a meaning is there but not meant to be taken literally.

Same with Ian Van Dahl's Castles in the sky, "why do we build castles in the sky" = Metaphor for dreaming of something greater, high hopes, hopes resting on dreams, etc...

You people are tough Guess nobody ever read poetry here


Eh actually I took castles in the sky in a more darker way. To me I always thought the castles in the sky represented people's escape from reality. People build castles in the sky to get away from it all. I thought Marsha penned some nice lyrics, although she pretty much got ripped off by the IVD production team when they replaced her with another singer.


Posted by Verona^My on Jan-17-2003 12:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Nalin
haha, have to agree there, although you only scratch the surface there are just to many moronic tracks to mention

the dj alligator project is just fucking disturbing even when you overlook the fact that its cheesy, you got guys sucking on lolly pops, GUYS! ...


or guys blowing their whistles. Personally I prefer songs that actually try to make some sense & dont have cheesy sexual innuendo thrown into a track. I'm trying to escape to my castle in the sky far away from teh world & I dont need some honkey busting out with a line like "blow my whistle bitch"... It's just not proper manners in songwriting you know.


Posted by shannonj on Jan-17-2003 17:03:

quote:
Originally posted by klawd
Jeesh..can't believe someone mentioned "Sound Of Goodbye"!

I thought the lyrics in that were quite deep, much better than dust.wav, if you think about the meaning it DOES make a lot of sense.



The lyrics in this tune r so blatantly out of key it's torture.


Posted by BLuEOcEaN420 on Jan-17-2003 17:13:

quote:
Originally posted by mr_smidge
And whatever that track is that goes "it's 4 o' clock in the morning, and it's staaaaarting to get light".. don't know the name


random guess but maybe, Ballroom - 4AM ?

anyways, my vote for cheesiest lyrics/vocals:
*Armin Van Buuren Feat. Ray Wilson - Yet Another Day
*System F Feat. Marc Almond - Soul On Soul
*Mario Piu - Communication
*Mario Piu - Techno Harmony
*Jams & Spoon - Be Angeled
*Kaycee - Millenium Strings (Vocal Mix)
*Paul Van Dyk - Alive
*Apollo 44 - Stop The Rock
*Saccoman - Methamorph
*Infernal - Sunrise
*Riva - Stringer (Who Do You Love Now)
*Strings Of Harmony - Sadness (John Norman Mix)

so many hideous vocal tunes lol...

-BLuEOcEaN420


Posted by lotadeus on Jan-17-2003 17:40:

shane - its to late to turn (avb remix)
solid sessions - janerio (avb)
atb - let u go

Lotadeus


Posted by Nalin on Jan-17-2003 17:41:

quote:
Armin Van Buuren Feat. Ray Wilson - Yet Another Day


You're crazy, there's nothing cheesy about those lyrics. If those lyrics are cheesy then all lyrics in trance are cheesy cause that's about as good as trance lyrics get IMO.


Posted by neoraver on Jan-17-2003 17:48:

quote:
Originally posted by mr_smidge
And whatever that track is that goes "it's 4 o' clock in the morning, and it's staaaaarting to get light".. don't know the name


Lazard - 4 o'clock (in the morning), the dj's at work remix is kinda nice

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novaspace - time after time
eifel 65 - move your body & blue
anything by vengaboys


Posted by Porky on Jan-17-2003 18:25:

hahahah...

quote:
Originally posted by BeatFreak
SooOOOOooMe Times!!!!! The SOOOooOOOOUUUnnnnd of goodBYE! Is LOOOOUUDDer, than any Drum Beat!!

Wow, that's some cheesy shit.


omg ~! u just made me fart!

that is cheesy come to think of it!



Pork


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