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Posted by tu_face on Feb-20-2003 18:17:

do u do any george formby numbers?

Posted by Fairy Liquid on Feb-20-2003 18:32:

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Originally posted by NFA
trying to put it off??? i'm a professional, u know, i don't pull out until the time is up.
i do accept stirling as well, cash or cheque, but it'll have to b more than a fiver, love...
come on, get that cash toghether, u sound like u need it

ps: i also do s&m , role play, baby service and special requests. at a price.

eerrr, slightly scared now, baby service, s&m....:O!!shocking!

im sorry im refuse to pay for somthing that i cud get for free if i really wanted to.....and u know....dont touch wot u cant afford

Posted by Technaut on Feb-20-2003 19:26:

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Originally posted by NFA
ps: disable people get free home delivery.

n1 made me laff

Posted by NFA on Feb-20-2003 20:26:

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Originally posted by Fairy Liquid

im sorry im refuse to pay for somthing that i cud get for free if i really wanted to.....and u know....dont touch wot u cant afford

well, u don't get THIS quality anywhere else. guess i'm lucky, i can't afford myself either, but i can touch myself when i want.

good luck with your leg, looks nasty! just remember that when u recover u loose all concessions, until u become an OAP.

Posted by Fairy Liquid on Feb-20-2003 21:07:

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Originally posted by NFA
until u become an OAP.

u like that sorta thing??? eeeewwwwwwwww!!

thanx btw chicken, whoeva u r..strange man that wants to get into my knickers

Posted by NFA on Feb-20-2003 21:55:

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Originally posted by Fairy Liquid
u like that sorta thing??? eeeewwwwwwwww!!

well, i've got a service to deliver, don't i? it's a living.

Posted by Fairy Liquid on Feb-20-2003 22:24:

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Originally posted by NFA
well, i've got a service to deliver, don't i? it's a living.

well i must say, i do find grannies wiv boobs down to their ankles hihgly erotic myself

Posted by NFA on Feb-20-2003 22:35:

u'd b amazaed at what some of them can do with those stringy boobs: ethel used to whip me really hard with them, and did it hurt! she sadly passed away last week, but the scars remain...

Posted by DevastatING on Feb-21-2003 13:33:

Re: I Need A Shag-any Offers?

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Originally posted by Fairy Liquid

well it got u in here didnt it wot i actually need is to get a copy on cd of MPicottos 6 hour set at gc last feb the 2nd cos it was a fokkin immense nite and i wanna relive it!please help me

x

Bollocks.. thought I was in. Oh well, keep on searchin...

Posted by Fairy Liquid on Feb-21-2003 14:18:

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Originally posted by NFA
u'd b amazaed at what some of them can do with those stringy boobs: ethel used to whip me really hard with them, and did it hurt! she sadly passed away last week, but the scars remain...

u filthy tart!!!!

devastating>u neva know

Posted by NFA on Feb-21-2003 17:45:

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Originally posted by Fairy Liquid
u filthy tart!!!!

devastating>u neva know

i know. just the other day this lady was saying 2 me 'dirty, dirty boy!'

Posted by Fairy Liquid on Feb-21-2003 19:04:

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Originally posted by NFA
i know. just the other day this lady was saying 2 me 'dirty, dirty boy!'

u can b the official schlaaaag of the board...actually u may need my services...i am actually known as rave pimp and i have a long list of bitches...i have pimped just about every bloke from ukta and gc

Posted by NFA on Feb-21-2003 19:10:

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Originally posted by Fairy Liquid
u can b the official schlaaaag of the board...actually u may need my services...i am actually known as rave pimp and i have a long list of bitches...i have pimped just about every bloke from ukta and gc

well, i'm a bit short on dosh at the moment (just bought a flamin' new mixer), so why not? u'll get a percentage, of course.
so u have a long list? i'll be the mest he-bitch in your man-stable!

Posted by Fairy Liquid on Feb-21-2003 19:27:

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Originally posted by NFA
well, i'm a bit short on dosh at the moment (just bought a flamin' new mixer), so why not? u'll get a percentage, of course.
so u have a long list? i'll be the mest he-bitch in your man-stable!

yep, big long list, rave pimp is lusted after!!there is alot of competition to be my number one bitch..i used to have alist of vitches in order in my sig...but ppl were fighting and arguing over the top spot!!seriously!!!

Posted by NFA on Feb-21-2003 19:54:

yeah, but i'm the only pro. they will all shrink (literally) away.
wait 'till u c my pic. as soon as i find my webspace. could it b in the garden shed? going to look.

nope, but i found 3 used condoms, a bra and some skunk!

Posted by Az on Feb-21-2003 20:23:

I've not been pimped

Posted by Fairy Liquid on Feb-21-2003 20:37:

consider urself a bitch

Posted by Az on Feb-21-2003 21:13:

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Originally posted by Fairy Liquid
consider urself a bitch

that a good or bad thing?

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