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Um, pulp fiction has the best!
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' masta!!
MMMM, that is a tasty burger!
"Butch." What does it mean?
- "I'm an American, our names don't mean shit."
Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.
The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that mother******. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a ****** waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot.
Full Metal Jacket:
"I WILL gauge your eyeballs out and skullfuck you!"
"Didn't your mommy and daddy show you enough love you piece of shit"
XXX:
"Bitches, COME!!!"
"I Live for this shit!"
breakfast club
Bender: How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!
Vernon: What if your home, what if your family, what if your dope was on fire?
Bender: Impossible, sir. Its in Johnson's underwear.
debbie does dallas
"oh mr. hardwick"
national lampoons vacation
clark: "excuse me homes, can u tell me how to get to..."
black guy: "i say go fuck ur mother"
Snatch
"you've been using dogshit for toothpaste mullet?"
suck suck ten dollar
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| Originally posted by BLuEOcEaN420 the infamous monolgue by Holden aka Benn Afflecks in Chasing Amy  excellent movie!!!! -BLuEOcEaN420 |
Chasing Amy
fucking love that moovie!
my romantic life is past it's peak. take me out to a pasture and shoot me. american pie 2
players fuck up too. next friday
them's 10's but i keep them clean. next friday
Get in the car bitch. bad company
The Game - "The lights just went out and one hundred people just dissapeared! doesnt that strike you as just a little bit strange???"
Godfather: "Leave the gun, take the canole"
High Fidelity: "Get your patchouli stick outta my store!"
Scarface: "Manolo, choot dat pees of chit"
Gladiator: "Are you not entertained?!"
Fear & Loathing: "Bats! Bats!"
Donnie Brasco: "Fuggedaboutit"
There's this beautiful girl just fucked me, 40 ways from Sunday.
Were done. She's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk... She turns...
Hahaha.
She looks.
It's me!!!
Not the trojan army that just fucked her.
Little old me.
She has this look on her face like:
"How the hell did that happen?!"
I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt...
The Caveman's Valentine
"Shaker, shaker,
Undertaker.
Look what your gaden is growin'"
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Librarian: Sir you can't sleep in here
Samuel: It's hot as an oven in here. Are you trying to bake us?
Librarian: Sir if you don't leave, I'm going to have to call the cops.
Samuel: Call the preacher my dear, I'm dying of love.
Librarian: That's it, I'm calling the cops
Samuel: I know you're calling the preacher, I can hear your heart beating....
Like a new born butterfly.
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Right, let?s sort the buyers from the spyers,
the needy from the greedy,
and those who trust me
from the ones who don?t.
Cause if you can?t see value here today,
you?re not up here shopping,
You?re up here shoplifting.
You see these goods?
Never seen daylight, moonlight,
Israelites, Fanny by the gaslight.
Take a bag, come on, take a bag.
I took a bag home last night -
cost me a lot more than ten pound,
I can tell you.
Anyone like jewellery?
Look at that one there.
Hand-made in Italy,
hand-stolen in Stepney.
It?s as long as my arm,
I wish it was as long as something else.
Don?t think ?cos these boxes are sealed up, they?re empty.
The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker.
And by the look of some of you lot here today,
I?d make more money with me measuring tape.
Here one price, ten pound.
- Did you say ten pound?
Are you deaf?
- That?s a bargain. I?ll take one.
Squeeze in if you can.
Left leg, right leg. Your body will follow.
They call it walking.
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery:
Austin Powers: Farts in the hottub
Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me!
Austin: I'm sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn!
The Jackal:
Bruce Willis (to Jack Black): Run!
Jack Black: muffled groans while running through swamp
Bruce Willis: Stop, Turn Around
Jack Black: more frightened groaning
Bruce Willis: Hold up that pack of cigarettes!
Jack Black: Holds up pack of cigarettes
Bruce Willis: Stand still!
Bruce Willis: Presses FIRE on gatling gun
Automatic sighting is off, target was to be the pack of cigarettes being held up but instead tears off Jack Black's arm
Bruce Willis: Told you it was off... (the automatic sighting)
Billy Madison:
Adam Sandler: There's something important I was supposed to do today.
Artie: Have 5 Daiquiris?
Norm MacDonald: No you remembered to do that.
Adam Sandler: What day is today?
Norm MacDonald: Uh, October?
Adam Sandler: It's nudie magazine day! Nudie magazine day! Nudie magazine day! Nudie magazine day!
Adam Sandler: Shampoo is bettah!
: No, conditionah is bettah!
: Oh really fool?!
: Really!
Slams shampoo bottles together and drops them in the tub
Adam Sandler: Stop looking at me Swan!
Road Trip
Kyle (geeky kid): You guys wanna smoke some drugs?
Bulletproof
Adam Sander: I got piss on me!
All you mother******s are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
Snatch...
Avi: Fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins London!
yea i was just gonna say, anyone who liked snatch make sure you see lock stock and two smoking barrels also
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| Originally posted by SpykeChyld Fight Club: Norton:"Still can't think of anything" Pitt:"Ahh, Flashback humor"...I mean, come on, WTF, thats fuckin genious. |
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| Originally posted by cUbe suck suck ten dollar |
Platoon:
"GOODBYE MOTHER******S"
"XIN LOI MY MAN"
Hard Target:
Jean Claude Van Damme: You wouldnt want to HURT my feelings
Catch me if you can:
"Knock Knock"
whos there
....go Fuck Yourself
I could think of more but i cant think right now LOL
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| Originally posted by Fir3start3r That would be, "Sucky sucky, ten dolla...me love you long time...me soooo horny..." |
Platoon:
"GOODBYE MOTHER******S"
"XIN LOI MY MAN"
Hard Target:
Jean Claude Van Damme: You wouldnt want to HURT my feelings
Catch me if you can:
"Knock Knock"
whos there
....go Fuck Yourself
Scarface:
"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" (Tony to Sosa)
"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!" (Tony to Frank)
"Say goodnight to the bad guy"
"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck wit me, you fuckin' wit da best!"
"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
"Now what is your problem, lady? Eh, you gotta problem? You're good looking, you gotta beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face; wit all dese guys in love wit you, mein; only you gotta look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year" / "Hey, Jose; who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?" / "Now jou're talking to me, baby; that I like, okay, keep it coming, baby" / "Don't call me baby, I'm not your baby" / "Eh, not yet, you gotta give me some time" / "Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck"
I could think of more but i cant think right now LOL
"I'd fuck Elvis. When he was alive I mean, not now." - True Romance
"Ofcourse I'd have another shot. I had work to do." - Trainspotting
Chaka: Listen, Fucky...
Banky Edwards: Actually, it's Banky.
Chaka: No, it's Fucky.
[contemplating whether to pull his dick out to Justice]
Devil Jay: [appears on his shoulder] What the fuck are you waiting for?! She went for the set up, just reach in and pull your dick out!
[a second devil pops in on Jay's other shoulder]
Devil Jay 2: All right, now here's where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out. But we BITCH slapped that mother****** and sent him packin'! So it's smooth sailin' from here. Let 'er rip, boy.
Willenholly: Wow! That was just an incredibly daring escape!
Pumpkin Escobar: I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart.
Jason Biggs: Don't you recognize me? I'm the pie ******!
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: In prison, you'll be the pie.
Tricia Jones: Why didn't he option that comic about your "relationship?"
Alyssa Jones: Oh, "Chasing Amy?" That would never work as a movie.
Jay: All you mother******s are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
Austin Powers In Goldmember:
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Autin Power's fassia.
Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fassia Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: His ferder?
Goldmember: His fassia! You know, the fassia
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky dutch. Okay perv boy?
Goldmember: Fassia, his dad, dad is fassia
Dr. Evil: Oh his dad, oh his FATHER.
Austin Powers: They're getting away!
Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.
Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?!
Austin Powers: That's something you don't know.
Also the whole scene when Basil introduces the mole to Austin and Foxxy is very funny
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery:
Scott Evil: It's no hassle--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm just--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: Would--
Dr. Evil: Sh! ...Knock-knock.
Scott Evil: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But--
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
[Returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him.]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby," by Austin Powers.
[Filling out a form.]
Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!
Dude, Where's My Car?:
[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet."]
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?!
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"
' What are you starring @ f**ker ' Hank - Me , Myself and Trene
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