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Posted by blazed it on Mar-07-2003 23:45:

quote:
Originally posted by fr0st
ya know whats always fun...is fluffing, thats when you both are laying in the bed under the blankets then ya let one rip and fluff the blankets ...or pull the blankets over your heads......



thats also known as a dutch oven.


Posted by Christopher B on Mar-07-2003 23:47:

No.



Besides, I've gotten so used to forcing silent ones out every time, that I rarely ever have an audible one any more.


Posted by DaveSZ on Mar-08-2003 03:13:

quote:
Originally posted by mndeg
old people dont succum to peer pressure like TEENAGERS


Peer pressure not to fart???

Fish guy says: WTF????


Posted by extulas on Mar-08-2003 05:33:

I give my girlfriend the Dutch Oven all the time. After were done haveing sex, I fart under the sheets and shove her head under their.


Posted by Psygnosis on Mar-08-2003 06:18:

Why do the ones that make a sound not stink much but the Silent but Deadly ones are fucking killers...

Im gonna smash my bro if he does it again lol


Oh to answer the Question, i wouldn't fart in front of my GF when im in the "Getting to know her phase" but after that LET IT RIP


Posted by Magnus on Mar-10-2003 17:33:

For me no, never. Some may find this hard to believe, but I've been with my girl for 8 years now, with the last 2 of those years being married to her. I have never once farted in front of her and neither has she in front of me. I know you all are probably thinking WTF? Trust me our friends give us all the shit in the world about this. But the thing is and what I attribute to us being this way is our incredibly religious and strict upbringing. My father was raised a Mennonite and if you don't know what that is, its basically the same thing as the Amish. In my house growing up, farting was a cardinal sin. To even say the word "fart" would cause my parents to turn bright red. So being that way all my life growing up, I've just never changed that aspect of my life. Maybe someday I will let them blast in front of her. Until then, I've learned my body so well that I know exactly what foods will cause a blast off so I try to keep away from such foods to avoid this whole subject all together.


Posted by biznology on Mar-10-2003 18:28:

quote:
Originally posted by vito
damnit, girls are supposed to smell nice

yah but thats the grand girl secret. they arent cleaner than guys, they just smell better. i only recently discovered this fact. makes sense tho...

quote:
Originally posted by X-Multiply
For me no, never. Some may find this hard to believe, but I've been with my girl for 8 years now, with the last 2 of those years being married to her. I have never once farted in front of her and neither has she in front of me. I know you all are probably thinking WTF? Trust me our friends give us all the shit in the world about this. But the thing is and what I attribute to us being this way is our incredibly religious and strict upbringing. My father was raised a Mennonite and if you don't know what that is, its basically the same thing as the Amish. In my house growing up, farting was a cardinal sin. To even say the word "fart" would cause my parents to turn bright red. So being that way all my life growing up, I've just never changed that aspect of my life. Maybe someday I will let them blast in front of her. Until then, I've learned my body so well that I know exactly what foods will cause a blast off so I try to keep away from such foods to avoid this whole subject all together.


wow, i hope you dont take this as very offensive, but personally i think the internet is more evil than something completely natural. to each his own i guess! im amazed|


Posted by Rememberence_ on Mar-10-2003 18:59:

I couldn't do it unless I was really comfortable with my g/f... but I imagine I'd be the bloke that I am once we were close. And I agree, if I was in a relationship where I'd get judged for farting and belching in front of my woman, pfft, fuck that!

*belch*

it's not the loudness of the farts that I'd be embarressed about either... it's the fuckin stench! loud farts are fuckin funny as haha


Posted by hangover on Mar-10-2003 19:49:

Dutch oven... ROTFLMAO!!!

Gotta try that one. lol at this thread


Posted by hangover on Mar-10-2003 19:52:

Dutch oven... ROTFLMAO!!!
Gotta


Posted by Greedy on Mar-12-2003 15:08:

my gf and i do it all the time. . . .just as long as i win with the most fatal blasts.


Posted by Muff2K on Mar-12-2003 15:17:

i showed my gf this thread, and she just said, wow, you've found a place that you really can relate to.

a tear came to my eye


Posted by Blik on Mar-12-2003 15:59:

off course I fart in front off my girlfriend

and why is it called a Dutch oven?


Posted by irishclubbing on Mar-12-2003 16:09:

yeh now and again. she absolutely HATES it though !!


Posted by Fandom on Mar-12-2003 22:07:

u guys rule


Posted by extulas on Mar-13-2003 04:58:

No offense to any Dutch people out their. I dont know, Thats what its called, Just like the German Oven, Thats when you are doing a girl from behind and you unexpecridly shove it in her ass without lube or anything like that and when shes not ready. And the Swiss Oven is when your doing a girl from behind and you save up alot of spit in your mouth, And right before you come, Spit on her back and when she turns around you shoot your load on her face. I dont know where the people got these names\ideas from, They were just given. So no offense (Im German so..) I've only done 1 1\2 I did the Dutch Oven to my girlfreind 4 times, I tried the German Oven but, She got really upset, and the Swiss Oven is just obnoxious.


Posted by biznology on Mar-13-2003 15:08:

quote:
Originally posted by extulas
... And the Swiss Oven is when your doing a girl from behind and you save up alot of spit in your mouth, And right before you come, Spit on her back and when she turns around you shoot your load on her face...


nah, thats called a Houdini, after the famous magician. she thinks you got her back she flips, then its money shot while you yell 'HOUDINI!!'

classic...

but the 'Dutch Oven' is actually a cast iron pot with a lid where you dump a bunch of food innit and then leave it on a fire to cook. its simple, and its old school. the food usually tastes bad and its hot in there - thats where i assumed the name for the fart tactic came from. bad smell + warm gases|


Posted by DjObscene on Mar-13-2003 19:03:

i always fart in front of my gf...she only complains when they smell extremely bad...otherwise it's no biggy


Posted by Ajay on Mar-13-2003 20:22:

i'd fart infront of the pope if i had too!


Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jan-23-2011 00:35:


Posted by Renzo on Jan-23-2011 01:00:

Who the hell are all these people?


Posted by The17sss on Jan-23-2011 01:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
Who the hell are all these people?


+1


Posted by Saka on Jan-23-2011 01:04:

Members from before your day.
Obviously.
Duh!


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