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| Originally posted by fr0st ya know whats always fun...is fluffing, thats when you both are laying in the bed under the blankets then ya let one rip and fluff the blankets ...or pull the blankets over your heads...... |
No.
Besides, I've gotten so used to forcing silent ones out every time, that I rarely ever have an audible one any more.
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| Originally posted by mndeg old people dont succum to peer pressure like TEENAGERS |
I give my girlfriend the Dutch Oven all the time. After were done haveing sex, I fart under the sheets and shove her head under their. 
Why do the ones that make a sound not stink much but the Silent but Deadly ones are fucking killers...
Im gonna smash my bro if he does it again lol
Oh to answer the Question, i wouldn't fart in front of my GF when im in the "Getting to know her phase" but after that LET IT RIP
For me no, never. Some may find this hard to believe, but I've been with my girl for 8 years now, with the last 2 of those years being married to her. I have never once farted in front of her and neither has she in front of me. I know you all are probably thinking WTF? Trust me our friends give us all the shit in the world about this. But the thing is and what I attribute to us being this way is our incredibly religious and strict upbringing. My father was raised a Mennonite and if you don't know what that is, its basically the same thing as the Amish. In my house growing up, farting was a cardinal sin. To even say the word "fart" would cause my parents to turn bright red. So being that way all my life growing up, I've just never changed that aspect of my life. Maybe someday I will let them blast in front of her. Until then, I've learned my body so well that I know exactly what foods will cause a blast off so I try to keep away from such foods to avoid this whole subject all together.
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| Originally posted by vito damnit, girls are supposed to smell nice ![]() |
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| Originally posted by X-Multiply For me no, never. Some may find this hard to believe, but I've been with my girl for 8 years now, with the last 2 of those years being married to her. I have never once farted in front of her and neither has she in front of me. I know you all are probably thinking WTF? Trust me our friends give us all the shit in the world about this. But the thing is and what I attribute to us being this way is our incredibly religious and strict upbringing. My father was raised a Mennonite and if you don't know what that is, its basically the same thing as the Amish. In my house growing up, farting was a cardinal sin. To even say the word "fart" would cause my parents to turn bright red. So being that way all my life growing up, I've just never changed that aspect of my life. Maybe someday I will let them blast in front of her. Until then, I've learned my body so well that I know exactly what foods will cause a blast off so I try to keep away from such foods to avoid this whole subject all together. |
I couldn't do it unless I was really comfortable with my g/f... but I imagine I'd be the bloke that I am once we were close. And I agree, if I was in a relationship where I'd get judged for farting and belching in front of my woman, pfft, fuck that!
*belch*
it's not the loudness of the farts that I'd be embarressed about either... it's the fuckin stench! loud farts are fuckin funny as haha

Dutch oven... ROTFLMAO!!!
Gotta try that one. lol at this thread
Dutch oven... ROTFLMAO!!!
Gotta
my gf and i do it all the time. . . .just as long as i win with the most fatal blasts.
i showed my gf this thread, and she just said, wow, you've found a place that you really can relate to.
a tear came to my eye
off course I fart in front off my girlfriend 
and why is it called a Dutch oven? 
yeh now and again. she absolutely HATES it though !!
u guys rule
No offense to any Dutch people out their. I dont know, Thats what its called, Just like the German Oven, Thats when you are doing a girl from behind and you unexpecridly shove it in her ass without lube or anything like that and when shes not ready. And the Swiss Oven is when your doing a girl from behind and you save up alot of spit in your mouth, And right before you come, Spit on her back and when she turns around you shoot your load on her face. I dont know where the people got these names\ideas from, They were just given. So no offense (Im German so..) I've only done 1 1\2 I did the Dutch Oven to my girlfreind 4 times, I tried the German Oven but, She got really upset, and the Swiss Oven is just obnoxious. 
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| Originally posted by extulas ... And the Swiss Oven is when your doing a girl from behind and you save up alot of spit in your mouth, And right before you come, Spit on her back and when she turns around you shoot your load on her face... |
i always fart in front of my gf...she only complains when they smell extremely bad...otherwise it's no biggy
i'd fart infront of the pope if i had too! 

Who the hell are all these people?
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| Originally posted by Renzo Who the hell are all these people? |
Members from before your day.
Obviously.
Duh!
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