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| Originally posted by bassaholix HAHAHA this are all hillarious stories... |
Once i was so fucked up, and a cop was talking to me, and i blew a cloud of ganja in his face.
rox0r!!
got in a wee bit of trouble...but i'm over it.
stole a mars bar
One night when i was completly smashed i beat the shit out of a table. I body slamed it, kicked it, jumped on it. Eventually I broke it in half and through it over the wall of our dorm onto the street (Figueroa).
That same night, I punched out a window in the bathroom. The window was over a centimeter thick. I had to get 4 stitches on my middle finger.
Another night, I along with my friends threw a drinking fountain off the top of a 6 story parking structure.
vandals! vandals i tell you!
*shakes fist*
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| Originally posted by BTG Once i was so fucked up, and a cop was talking to me, and i blew a cloud of ganja in his face. rox0r!! got in a wee bit of trouble...but i'm over it. |
the worst thing i think i ever done when was during baskebtall....the ball was going out, and you know how u throw it at a persons shins to make it out on him? anyway, i intentionally nailed him in the nuts, for the hell of it. but i got the ball for my team though
Lets see ... when I was kid my friend and I would terrorize the local green house. We would sling shot rocks at the windows, launch smoke bombs, make midnight raids to slash truck tires, and turned on a hose to drench and muddy the dirt ground around the truck. We came back the next day (yea stupid) to launch bottle rockets at the place and some guy started chasing us ... we managed to escape.
In middle school I was pretty tame, didn't do much except get in a few fights ... I did throw a pretty solid ice ball at this one kid that I hated, it was a money shot right in the face and he ran away crying 
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High school my friend and I drove his car onto our school baseball diamond and football field at 2am. Started tearing up the grass and pealing out everywhere. Cops came ... first 1 car, then 2, then 3, and finally a 4th (quiet town) 
... told us the principal was coming, made us sing theme song to Gilligan's Island, and let us go scott free 
. Drove around in car with a friend as he was pointing a bb gun at other drivers (never fired). People called the cops thinking it was a real gun. Cops blocked off all exits to the highway and pulled us over ... got frisked and let go, friend with the gun got a day or two in jail and 6 months probation. Switched tags a lot in department stores to save mucho deniro.
College I got really trashed one night, snuck into the school center, and stole a waffle iron. I then proceeded to find every fire extinguisher I could and started spraying them everywhere ... I woke up with a hangover, a waffle iron, and this white powder all over myself.
I guess that's everything I can think of right now ... Nothing serious, just good natured fun
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| Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Lately, I drove my car over speed limit and crashed it...I drive much slower since then. |
this one time, my mom told me to eat my vegetables, and I didn't...
oh
I once got pulled over for going 105 in a 60.
I was actually going 120, but i saw the cop and slammed on the brakes.
when he shot me i was at least down to 105, looks a little better than 120.
anyway, got a good lawyer, payed alot of money to him, and got it reduced to a parking violation.
had to do community service though.
Well I have done some fucked up stuff...
Senior year of high school a few friends decided we were going to fight each other with pincing sheares (sp?) right in the middle of our video production class. Thats result in a few stitches and a 1 day suspension.
At my highschool we had this daily news show called Channel 1 that we were forced to watch. I fucking hated that show so one night I climbed up onto the roof of my high school looking for the satellite dish that received that dumb ass show. I found it weighted down by some cinder blocks so I used the blocks to spell out "Fuck U" and then threw the satellite down 2-stories and into the courtyard.
That was the minor shit, here is where it gets good...
Senior year there was this bitch in my video production class that was from Canada. She was always bragging about herself and her country. Well I decided I would piss her off so I went to a local t-shirt shop and had them make a shirt that said "Just Say No to Canada" and had the canadian maple leaf in a circle with a line thru it (like the no smoking signs). I wore it to school one day and the bitch got all pissed off at lunch and threw hot nacho cheese in my face, and when I say hot I mean HOT. At that moment I snapped, I wiped my face off while her and others were laughing their heads off, dumped my lunch tray and then broke the bitches nose with it. I then continued to beat the lunch tray over her head until the principal and a teacher pulled me off.
Freshman year of college I was at a local pub grabbing a bite to eat. Well the service was horrible all night, the waiter was a real piece of shit. He was making fun of what I chose to eat etc. Well I confronted him on it and told him he was a bad waiter (did it with a few choice words of course) then i asked for my check. He didn't say anything, he just turned around and brought me my bill... he set it on the table and when I reached for it he slammed his hand on it, leaned in real close to me, and said if I ever talked to him like that again that he would fucking kick my ass yadda yadda yadda. He sorta leaned back then with a smirk on his face like he just scared the shit out of me. Well I dont let anyone talk like that to me so I grabbed the pen that was on the tray with the check and fucking slammed it into his hand. He screamed, he bled, I smiled, and then took off out of there before anyone else knew what happened.
I have some more but I don't feel like typing anymore.
ill be short and brief,.. the long paragraphs are too much to read
these not in any order of any kind...
- pissed down the stairs of my friend's house, yes i was drunk
- spray painted my high school
- stole several thousand dollars from my job in high school, (loop hole in the system, i think somebody else mentioned something similar)
- smoked marijuana before i went sky diving, 2 seperate occasions
- drove a cop off the road going 108 mph, (needless to say that ticket wasnt cheap)
ill just stick with those 5,....
I've been arrested for GTA but my parents dropped the charges.
I lit up a joint in computer class once.
I steal phones and sim cards from work and sell them at discount price.
One time I was getting head in my car & a cop knocked on my window, so i said "hold on a few minutes, I'm almost done".
One time I melted a pack of ex-lax in the school microwave & mixed it in the ketchup dispenser. The line-up outside the washroom was insane!
My friend took a shit in a paper bag and then rubbed it on some guy's car.
My other freind got arrested for threatening the prime minister.
I have a cat named Mittens.
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| Originally posted by The Highroller vandals! vandals i tell you! *shakes fist* |
I cut a guy up pretty bad, but only cuz i got jumped. Most of the stuff in this thread isnt badass just petty
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| Originally posted by Nadi I cut a guy up pretty bad, but only cuz i got jumped. Most of the stuff in this thread isnt badass just petty |
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| Originally posted by Nadi I cut a guy up pretty bad, but only cuz i got jumped. Most of the stuff in this thread isnt badass just petty |
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| Tito how could you even think of doing something like that to that sweet ass car of yours???!!! |
one time when i was 16 i murdered someone and ate their heart.
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| Originally posted by Zewad ill be short and brief,.. the long paragraphs are too much to read these not in any order of any kind... ... - smoked marijuana before i went sky diving, 2 seperate occasions ... ill just stick with those 5,.... |
Coupla months ago, I stole the girlfriend of the president of a chinese fraternity at our school, on their one month anniversary. The day she met me, she stayed with me for a week and no one knew where she was. He was a dickhead of a bf to her anyway and to this day we are still dating happily despite a lot of jealous ppl.
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| Originally posted by sash i dont want to elaborate too much, but it involved online shopping, fraud, and other peoples money. i didnt get caught but i was shit scared for a long time |
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| Originally posted by Veldrid Well I have done some fucked up stuff... Senior year of high school a few friends decided we were going to fight each other with pincing sheares (sp?) right in the middle of our video production class. Thats result in a few stitches and a 1 day suspension. At my highschool we had this daily news show called Channel 1 that we were forced to watch. I fucking hated that show so one night I climbed up onto the roof of my high school looking for the satellite dish that received that dumb ass show. I found it weighted down by some cinder blocks so I used the blocks to spell out "Fuck U" and then threw the satellite down 2-stories and into the courtyard. That was the minor shit, here is where it gets good... Senior year there was this bitch in my video production class that was from Canada. She was always bragging about herself and her country. Well I decided I would piss her off so I went to a local t-shirt shop and had them make a shirt that said "Just Say No to Canada" and had the canadian maple leaf in a circle with a line thru it (like the no smoking signs). I wore it to school one day and the bitch got all pissed off at lunch and threw hot nacho cheese in my face, and when I say hot I mean HOT. At that moment I snapped, I wiped my face off while her and others were laughing their heads off, dumped my lunch tray and then broke the bitches nose with it. I then continued to beat the lunch tray over her head until the principal and a teacher pulled me off. Freshman year of college I was at a local pub grabbing a bite to eat. Well the service was horrible all night, the waiter was a real piece of shit. He was making fun of what I chose to eat etc. Well I confronted him on it and told him he was a bad waiter (did it with a few choice words of course) then i asked for my check. He didn't say anything, he just turned around and brought me my bill... he set it on the table and when I reached for it he slammed his hand on it, leaned in real close to me, and said if I ever talked to him like that again that he would fucking kick my ass yadda yadda yadda. He sorta leaned back then with a smirk on his face like he just scared the shit out of me. Well I dont let anyone talk like that to me so I grabbed the pen that was on the tray with the check and fucking slammed it into his hand. He screamed, he bled, I smiled, and then took off out of there before anyone else knew what happened. I have some more but I don't feel like typing anymore. |
During recess in grade 5 a bunch of us went over to the school border and started throwing snowballs at the synagogue (sp?). It went on every day for a few weeks. We pummelled cars, and even got some inside the cars/trucks. Then we got chased by some d00d and we ran away. He told the principle on us, all we got was a 30 second lecture.
p.s. I didn't know what a synagogue was at the time. No I'm not a church defiler or a Jew hater.
During my HS years i was on a travel icehockey team that traveled most the country and even to europe a few times anyway. At one of our games i got in a fight then i was tossed out of the game....Well it ends up there was a bench clearing while i was in the locker room. Soo my team comes back in and im like WTF happened...they told me sooo i got super pissed i ran out to see what was going on...the first thing that happened when i stuck my head out the door was two kids from the other team grabed me and then i got hit in the head with a goalie stick(any of you who know icehockey know this ****** is heavy and it hurts)..well i got tunnel vision and me not being in any gear cept my hockey pants i slamed 1 kids head into a metal post, and he went out just like that... i put the other kid in a headlock and started punching him in the face until my hand was all cut up from his teeth and his face was all bloody, the whole time i was doing this i was getting hit in the back by the same person who hit me with the stick...soo i turn arround to go after him then the coach of their team jumps on top of me and pens me to the ground saying hes gonna knock me out if i doing anything more, soo i was like fuck you and spit in his face, by this time the rest of my team and coach came out and pulled him off me, but i already kneed him in his sack.....And get this the parents of the one kid pressed charges on me for breaking his nose..but the charges ended up being droped...I had to go to the emergency room to get my head stiched and to this day its still hurts some times...its like the gland or something behind my ear....that got hit and had stiches over it....
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