what do you call cheese that's not yours ?

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Posted by Sand Leaper on Apr-02-2003 14:31:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Fundamental
Quality!!!

What did the dog say when it sat on some sandpaper?

"Ruff"

In Norway and Sweden we have a tradition for taking the piss out of each other in jokes.So when you read these jokes,keep in mind that the swedes have just as bad jokes about norwegians.

How do you kill a swede who's drinking water?
slam the toilet lid down on his head

Three swedes were having a walk in the woods.Suddenly they discovered some tracks."It's a bear" the first one said."No,it's a moose",the second one said.The third one didn't get the chance to speak,cos suddenly they all got hit by a train.

and one more

How do you sink a swedish submarine?
Knock on the door.

Posted by George Kendall on Apr-02-2003 14:59:

the nacho cheese one doesn't really work with an english accent

Posted by nekholm on Apr-02-2003 16:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Sand Leaper
In Norway and Sweden we have a tradition for taking the piss out of each other in jokes.So when you read these jokes,keep in mind that the swedes have just as bad jokes about norwegians.

No, that's how to do those things to Norwegians, not Swedes

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