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Posted by Shudder on Apr-03-2003 19:50:

hahah thats gotta be the biggest joke i've read ever.


Posted by goldenarm79 on Apr-04-2003 04:57:

Nice dose of humor to brighten up my day thanx I still can' stop laughing.


Posted by DjDeComp on Apr-08-2003 07:32:

Behold, my arse. The HARRRRR Spam

EMC
[03:12] DjDeComp> yo lets go in OLDoMiNiON and spam HAAARRRR and not say anything
[03:12] King_Mack> trancemannz...no, we're not on a server right now..we've all magically linked computers..there is no 3rd party anymore..just me and you tiger
[03:12] DjDeComp> everyone at once
[03:12] King_Mack HARRRRRR
[03:12] TranceManNZ> lol
[03:12] King_Mack> lol whats oldominion?
[03:12] J-SiN> watz oldo's address?
[03:12] DjDeComp> oldominion.kicks-ass.net
[03:12] Mako> lol djdecomp
[03:12] Mako> rofl
[03:13] DjDeComp> we all have to do it all together
[03:13] King_Mack> channel?
[03:13] DjDeComp> oldominion.kicks-ass.net
[03:13] DjDeComp> no another hub
[03:13] TranceManNZ> OLDoMiNiON.kicks-ass.net:411
[03:13] DjDeComp> OMG THGI SIS GONNA BE SO FUNNY
[03:13] DjDeComp> everyone ready
[03:14] HybridJunkie> yehhh
[03:14] DjDeComp> GOGOGO
[03:14] TranceManNZ> heheheheee
[03:14] HybridJunkie> bahahahaha
[03:14] Mako> rofl!!!!!!!
[03:14] HybridJunkie> ahahahahaahAARRR
[03:14] DjDeComp> HAHA
[03:15] HybridJunkie> lol
[03:15] J-SiN> ?????????????????????????????????????????/
[03:15] protoplazm> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[03:15] King_Mack> crap, i missed it
[03:15] DjDeComp> my side hurts
[03:15] J-SiN> matey?
[03:15] HybridJunkie> try and vary the lengths
[03:15] King_Mack> who are those guys anyways?
[03:16] DjDeComp> another trance hub like thsi one
[03:16] TranceManNZ> not much been said in there LOL
[03:16] J-SiN> h�?
[03:16] J-SiN> hahahahah
[03:16] King_Mack> whats the hub addy again
[03:16] protoplazm> hahahahahaha lol
[03:16] TranceManNZ> OLDoMiNiON.kicks-ass.net:411
[03:16] DjDeComp> oldominion.kicks-ass.net
[03:16] King_Mack> thanks chums
[03:16] DjDeComp> im save a screenshot this
[03:16] TranceManNZ> now thats SPAM
[03:17] DjDeComp> the best spam i ever seen
[03:17] protoplazm> thats classic
[03:17] HybridJunkie> lol spammty spam spam
[03:17] J-SiN> :P
[03:17] TranceManNZ> ;-)
[03:17] HybridJunkie> yosemite spam!
[03:17] J-SiN> :/
[03:17] [HUN]BigDil> lol�
[03:17] DjDeComp> i need a good laugh
[03:17] inertia> yosmokety weed!
[03:17] King_Mack> lol u guys still spamming it?
[03:17] [HUN]BigDil> lol, i mean
[03:17] TranceManNZ> time to go now before they leach us to death
[03:17] DjDeComp> na
[03:17] protoplazm> lol
[03:18] TranceManNZ> ok . .. just one more
[03:18] DjDeComp> haha
[03:18] HybridJunkie> yeah that's probably enough
[03:18] protoplazm> yeah enuf
[03:18] DjDeComp> yeah
[03:18] protoplazm> holy shit my chest hurts from laughing
[03:18] fr0st003> woot
[03:18] TranceManNZ> i pissed my pants
[03:19] fr0st003> dc works on my laptop
[03:19] King_Mack> we need to grow up, im off to sixth form tata
[03:19] HybridJunkie> heh
[03:19] TranceManNZ> LOL


OTHER HUB
[03:13] Mako> HARRRRRRRRR
[03:14] DjDeComp> HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
[03:14] J-SiN> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:14] Mako> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr
[03:14] HybridJunker> HHHAAARARRRR
[03:14] DjDeComp> HHHAAAAAAAARRRRRR
[03:14] J-SiN> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:14] protoplazm> HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:14] TranceManNZ> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:14] HybridJunker> HHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
[03:14] Mako> HARRRRRRRRR
[03:14] blipblop> ?????????????????????????????????????????/
[03:15] HybridJunker> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:15] protoplazm> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:15] Mako> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:15] protoplazm> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:15] J-SiN> HARRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:15] HybridJunker> HHHAAAARRRRR
[03:15] blipblop> matey?
[03:15] protoplazm> HAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:15] TranceManNZ> HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:15] HybridJunker> HHAAAARRR
[03:15] protoplazm> HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
[03:15] J-SiN> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:15] HybridJunker> HHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:16] michibeck> h�?
[03:16] protoplazm> HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:16] DjDeComp> HHAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
[03:16] HybridJunker> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
[03:17] HybridJunker> har?!?
[03:17] HybridJunker> HHHAAARRR!
[03:17] Nass2> hardy har
[03:18] TranceManNZ> HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!
[03:18] King_Mack> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:18] King_Mack> *fart*
[03:18] King_Mack> oopsie
[03:19] protoplazm> hahaha
[03:19] Nass2> we need to grow up, im off to sixth form tata
[03:19] protoplazm> you're only young once, but immaturity is forever --garfield poster
[03:20] protoplazm>
[03:20] King_Mack> heh amen
[03:20] King_Mack> lets haaarrrrrr to that
[03:20] King_Mack>
[03:20] protoplazm> hehe
[03:20] protoplazm> i think haaaaarrrr died
[03:20] protoplazm> then again, maybe not
[03:20] Mako> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:21] King_Mack> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
[03:21] protoplazm> HAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:21] protoplazm> ok
[03:22] protoplazm> its very much alive
[03:23] Mako> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:23] Mako> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:23] Mako> HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:23] Mako> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:23] Mako> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:23] Mako> 0wnahaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr
[03:23] King_Mack> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[03:24] protoplazm> mako you tool :-p
[03:24] King_Mack> mako, can i open your battle ship
[03:25] Mako> no thanks
[03:26] HybridJunker> HAHAHAH
[03:26] HybridJunker> HAHA
[03:26] HybridJunker> hAHAHAHAARRRRRRRR!


There was no mercy as you can see


Posted by King_Mack on Apr-08-2003 07:44:

Rasta

^^

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!


Posted by malek on Apr-08-2003 09:05:

*hearts skips three beats*

one of the funniest I've ever read.

There was a site with lots of chat logs of guys joking around girls... i wish i had it again


Posted by Bullet on Apr-08-2003 09:57:

www.fugly.com ?


Posted by DaveSZ on Apr-08-2003 10:58:

That was so Awesome!

Harrrrrrrr!


Posted by DangeRuss on Apr-08-2003 13:38:

Kinda cruel

I found the pirate thing hilarious but the fact he was taking the piss out of her weight .... not funny. Poor girl. People like that are wankers.


Posted by shawn2331 on Apr-09-2003 00:44:

thats the funniest thing I ever heard, that dude halarious.


Posted by Dmatrox on Apr-09-2003 02:19:

that was hilarious!!!

this must be the turkey ******

http://home.earthlink.net/~atawmic123/main.html


Posted by Geed on Apr-09-2003 05:11:

hahahahahahahahahahahah.
goood stuff. oh my god, havent laughed this hard in a loong time..haha

oh ya harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!


Posted by drizzt81 on Apr-09-2003 06:39:

HARR!


Posted by capricorn15 on Apr-09-2003 08:31:

haha, that shit was funny

HAARRRR


Posted by Santino on Apr-09-2003 22:36:

HARR! LOL


Posted by bluE_Neon on May-02-2003 03:13:

omfg hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahah
omg i was laughing my asssss offf so bad to this...
i think this guy is CYBER PIMP, oh man he's facken good
scary thing though, when you read and think about it, it seems so true


Posted by PhaseFour on May-02-2003 05:52:

hahahah thats awesome


Posted by -=M=- on May-03-2003 03:50:

lmfao HARRRRRRRRRRR

hahaha did anyone check out the index of /~atawmic123/ ???

hes got photos of his everquest character, a decent chick which he's drawn all over, a very nerdy looking fat asian guy, and several webcam shots of himself not to mention some quite decent chick (jenny.jpg)

i think that whilst this guy may have genious written all over his forehead, he probably also has the words "kick me here, i'll probably enjoy it tattoed all from his left testicle to the right


Posted by Ajay on May-04-2003 17:52:

ROFL!


Posted by Creamfields23 on May-04-2003 18:48:

This is the best thread ever!!! Thanks 4 making my day


Posted by Bullet on May-04-2003 19:06:


Posted by Psy-Trancer on May-04-2003 20:30:

LMAO


Posted by -=M=- on May-05-2003 09:43:

just something i had some fun making in an attempt to recreate the aol convo the other night

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...814#post1433814

* sexyboy22 is 22 m Melbourne
want to chat?
<[M]> sure
nice
so - what is the plan
<[M]> well, im a different type of girl to most others
oh yess.. tell
<[M]> i get turned on by something a little different
what kind of little different things are we talking?
<[M]> well...... my fantasy is to be controlled by a pirate
<[M]> ill be your wench
<[M]> and you have to say harrrrrrr to turn me on
sounds interesting to me
do you have any pics?
<[M]> wow
<[M]> sure ill send one
nice
where in Melbourne are you from?
<[M]> richmond
I'm from around Belgrave
* sexyboy22 waiting for your pic
<[M]> this is one of me at oaks dayh
<[M]> im on the left
oaks day pic nice
<[M]> do you like?
your cute
<[M]> thanx
anytime
* sexyboy22 puts on his pirate hat
<[M]> oooooooh
* [M] is getting wet
<[M]> i get on top
ei ei - your a fast mover there
<[M]> well, i like pirates
I like yee wench
<[M]> oooooh
I like yee body to
<[M]> yeah?
* sexyboy22 grabs your brests - pulling you towards me
<[M]> mmmmmn
<[M]> my nipples are hard
<[M]> my nip rings are waiting to be played with
eii - I grab your nipple rings - leaning up and grabbing them with my teeth
pulling you down - pulling hard on your nipples
<[M]> ouch
* [M] giggles
<[M]> i grab your dick
mmmmm - oohhh wench - grab tighter
<[M]> and start carressing it
<[M]> looks nice and hard
Mmmmmm - I rub your clit as you rub my cock.. pushing my hand between your legs
<[M]> mmmmnnnnnnn
<[M]> i grab your butt cheeks and pry them apart
<[M]> i take off your wooden peg leg and ram it up your ass
I grab your pubic hair between your legs.. pulling it softly towards my cock
eh - if that's what yee into wench
<[M]> i start rocking back and forth on your cock as i i push your peg leg harder into you
eii - take me deeper wench.. Mmmm
<[M]> nice
* [M] takes off her pirate eyepatch
mmmm - I rub your hips with my hands - firmly grasping your hips - and pushing you down harder on my cock
<[M]> and stands up to put it on your cock
<[M]> you truly are an ugly pirate
<[M]> fuck me harrrrrrrder
<[M]> HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<[M]> ...
HARRRRRRR!!
you like my leg right in you ehh?
<[M]> im starting to lose my turn on
<[M]> say it for me
<[M]> hello?
HARRRRR! Pull your nipple rings and sit on my cock you sexy wench
<[M]> mmmmmnnnnnn
<[M]> youre great
HARRRR! sex me up wench.. my cock wants you .. get on me
<[M]> i grab some rum and poor it all over your cock
<[M]> ouch
<[M]> OUCH!
<[M]> OUCH!!!!!!
<[M]> THAT FUCKING ALCOHOL IS FUCKING BURNING ME
HARRR! - all wet for you now wench.. lick it all off
<[M]> ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<[M]> say it for me!
<[M]> say har!
HARRRR!
rock me wench
mmmm
<[M]> mmmnbnn
<[M]> you can do better than that
HAARRRRRR!!!!!
*lol*
<[M]> your wooden peg is inside me
HARR!!!!! pushing all the way into your loose pussy
<[M]> splinters are going into my pussy lips
<[M]> as the ship rocks back and forth
HARR! glad you like it
<[M]> i pluck one out and put it in your pee hole
<[M]> then jam it in there with my tongue stud
AHHH! You'll get it hard you wench.. I pull the leg our of your hole and throw it accross the room
<[M]> oooooh
get on my cock you wench
ride it hard
<[M]> NO!
yes wench
do it wench or there'll be hard sex
* [M] sits on that ugly mountain of zits you call a face
<[M]> yes
<[M]> holy shit!!!!!!!!
<[M]> is that a ninja?
<[M]> no!
<[M]> im getting turned off, say it for me
*meh*
<[M]> SAY IT BOY
HARRR
<[M]> you can do better than that!!!!!!!
HARRRRRR!
<[M]> mmmn
<[M]> HARDER
<[M]> LOUDER!!!!
HARRRRRRRRR!
<[M]> omg
<[M]> omg
<[M]> omg
<[M]> that ninja is scaring the shit outta me
<[M]> put the peg leg up my ass
your interesting
<[M]> do it for me!
for another pic
<[M]> say it first
<[M]> im being turned off here
<[M]> you there?
<[M]> HARRRRRRRRRRRRR


Posted by Andrew K on May-05-2003 15:40:

Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty

Boy: Most cops aren't

^^

�hahaha


Posted by kaige on May-05-2003 17:21:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?


Posted by kaige on May-05-2003 18:12:

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


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