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Originally posted by George Smiley Thanks trancaholic

ur welcome!!! im wandering why u think the aliens are good? bush is not good and his helping them!!

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Originally posted by kr00t0n Triple/quadruple use of smilies and punctuation makrs does not make one look very intelligent.

ok!!!!!

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Originally posted by Floorfiller or maybe it was written by a bunch of preists in attempt to legitimize their religion...

but preists needs the bible to be preists!!! ur doing cirkulor reasoning

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Originally posted by kr00t0n Triple/quadruple use of smilies and punctuation makrs does not make one look very intelligent.

Haha that and it goes to show what he knows!!! Any duplication in triplet is an illusion to Christianity and God! Everyone knows tthe trinity, the father, sone and holy spirit. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti (That's latin you nutheads)!!! So anything in triplet shows your solidarity with God. God he's stupid!

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Originally posted by kr00t0n Triple/quadruple use of smilies and punctuation makrs does not make one look very intelligent.

So wut if some of us don't look how 2 spell every single word in a dictionary? It don't makes us less smart, u people who know how 2 spell everithing correctly think ur so smart, do u? But i bet u aint street smart and that once u get out of ur cozy rooms in2 the real world u don't know how 2 do shit.

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Originally posted by occrider Haha that and it goes to show what he knows!!! Any duplication in triplet is an illusion to Christianity and God! Everyone knows tthe trinity, the father, sone and holy spirit. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti (That's latin you nutheads)!!! So anything in triplet shows your solidarity with God. God he's stupid!

So when I throw down three pills on Saturday that's the same as professing my faith?

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Originally posted by occrider Haha that and it goes to show what he knows!!! Any duplication in triplet is an illusion to Christianity and God! Everyone knows tthe trinity, the father, sone and holy spirit. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti (That's latin you nutheads)!!! So anything in triplet shows your solidarity with God. God he's stupid!

Yeah, latin my ass, more like Bush, Hitler and the aliens trinity!

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Haha, Steven Spelberg?!? ur even more gulloble then i ever thought u was. He's in that pro alien cult, he's a scienceologist! Why do u think all those holywood actors and movie writers never exposed the real trouth? They're init together. They offered their help to the aliens so that they don't kill them or turn them into slaves or a part of their big organ farm once they get control of earth. And you know what, his initials are SS. SS, like in Hitler's SS, the shturmabteilung. Do you think that's a coincidence? Are you that neive?

Don't be such a retard. Everyone knows that all the directors in hollywood are atheists. Even that Mel Gibson tool is an atheist. He just made that film about jesus because he liekd how jesus suffered! I bet he droooled every time pooro jesus got whipped. I can see his drooling smirking face right now. I'd like to wipe it off with my FIST!! Why do u think there was so much whipping??? Cuz ALL teh money is in films where jesus gets whipped!!! The only good bible loving director is steven spelberg. Don't you remember at the end when they looked away from the ark (not noahs ark)?? It's because he had the fear of GOD in him!!! Plus he made that other film about the holy grail. Remember at the end when indiana (haha he's named after the dog) picked out hte right cup .. it was a crappy carpenter's cup??? That's exactly a cup jesus would have!!! I nearly cried it was so touching. And he's so not SS. He made all the Nazis out to be like bumbling fools. IF he was SS he would have had them goosestep allo over indiana jones!

Man I can't wait utnil steven spelberg makes a film about noah's ark. Indiana Jones and Noah's ark ... it's gonna b so great. If that prick mel gibson makes a film about noah's ark don't see it!!! He'll probably just spend teh entire film whipping noah!!! <--- solidarity with god!

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Originally posted by occrider Don't be such a retard. Everyone knows that all the directors in hollywood are atheists. Even that Mel Gibson tool is an atheist. He just made that film about jesus because he liekd how jesus suffered! I bet he droooled every time pooro jesus got whipped. I can see his drooling smirking face right now. I'd like to wipe it off with my FIST!! Why do u think there was so much whipping??? Cuz ALL teh money is in films where jesus gets whipped!!! The only good bible loving director is steven spelberg. Don't you remember at the end when they looked away from the ark (not noahs ark)?? It's because he had the fear of GOD in him!!! Plus he made that other film about the holy grail. Remember at the end when indiana (haha he's named after the dog) picked out hte right cup .. it was a crappy carpenter's cup??? That's exactly a cup jesus would have!!! I nearly cried it was so touching. And he's so not SS. He made all the Nazis out to be like bumbling fools. IF he was SS he would have had them goosestep allo over indiana jones!

ur deludded by the lies godboy! the mouse say so:

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard So when I throw down three pills on Saturday that's the same as professing my faith?

Yes but don't let Jesus see you. He's not cool with drugs.

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Originally posted by occrider Yes but don't let Jesus see you. He's not cool with drugs.

I don't buy that at all.... shit, his blood is wine for crying outloud.... anyone who bleeds alcohol must be cool with drugs!

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I don't buy that at all.... shit, his blood is wine for crying outloud.... anyone who bleeds alcohol must be cool with drugs!

hahahahah

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 So wut if some of us don't look how 2 spell every single word in a dictionary? It don't makes us less smart, u people who know how 2 spell everithing correctly think ur so smart, do u? But i bet u aint street smart and that once u get out of ur cozy rooms in2 the real world u don't know how 2 do shit.

Not street smart?

I grew up in South Africa man, stuff was rough over there, I'm plenty street smart.

And I wasn't attacking your spelling, I in fact made a mistake myself, but over-emphasising things does look silly!!!!1111oneone

(note the irony)

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Originally posted by kr00t0n Not street smart? I grew up in South Africa man, stuff was rough over there, I'm plenty street smart. And I wasn't attacking your spelling, I in fact made a mistake myself, but over-emphasising things does look silly!!!!1111oneone (note the irony)

i knew you were lurking.

is this debate still going on? everytime a thread like this happens, no one really says anything new. what about an update on your mom, sly? she still wiggin out?

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I don't buy that at all.... shit, his blood is wine for crying outloud.... anyone who bleeds alcohol must be cool with drugs!

Is alcohol a schedule 1 narcotic??? NO! Jesus knows this. That's why he bled wine ... because it's LEGAL! Jesus is very law-abiding. If wine were illegal back in the day he probably would have bled plum juice. Or non-alcoholic apple cider or something ... <--- Solidarity with god!

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Originally posted by trancaholic but preists needs the bible to be preists!!! ur doing cirkulor reasoning

well no...it makes sense...you just don't seem to understand.

imo...


in the early church, the people establishing this religion needed a way to legitimize it so it can gain widespread acceptance. so the stories of the bible were created to serve that need.

who are the only people that could write at the time? educated people which more often than not were the temple scribes and all that crap. these are people that are obviously more intelligent than the general population and recognize that with the birth of a new religion, they would need to embrace it and somehow create a way to remain in positions of power. because these people had been religious figures, they easily made the transition from communicating with pagan gods and the christian god in the eyes of the stupid commoner...

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I don't buy that at all.... shit, his blood is wine for crying outloud.... anyone who bleeds alcohol must be cool with drugs!

moral i you.

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Originally posted by occrider Is alcohol a schedule 1 narcotic??? NO! Jesus knows this. That's why he bled wine ... because it's LEGAL! Jesus is very law-abiding. If wine were illegal back in the day he probably would have bled plum juice. Or non-alcoholic apple cider or something ... <--- Solidarity with god!

I don't think Jesus gives a shit about what is or is not a banned substance in the US.

Jesus wasn't law abiding... his whole ministry was contrary to the laws and religious customs of the day. Clearly you have no understanding of the times in which Jesus lived.

BTW, if E was availible back in JC's time you can bet your ass he'd be handing them out like candy. With all his talk of loving your neighbour and shit.... hell, if he were alive today he'd be that annoying fuckin' candy raver covered in beads and LED jewelery talking your ear off about PLUR while you're outside hauling on a menthol trying to bump up your roll and resist punching the furry pant, back pack wearing saviour right in mouth.

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Originally posted by l�cid moral i you.

I'm touched... thank you.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I don't think Jesus gives a shit about what is or is not a banned substance in the US. Jesus wasn't law abiding... his whole ministry was contrary to the laws and religious customs of the day. Clearly you have no understanding of the times in which Jesus lived. BTW, if E was availible back in JC's time you can bet your ass he'd be handing them out like candy. With all his talk of loving your neighbour and shit.... hell, if he were alive today he'd be that annoying fuckin' candy raver covered in beads and LED jewelery talking your ear off about PLUR while you're outside hauling on a menthol trying to bump up your roll and resist punching the furry pant, back pack wearing saviour right in mouth.

I thought the body was supposed to be a temple

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Originally posted by Floorfiller in the early church, the people establishing this religion needed a way to legitimize it so it can gain widespread acceptance. so the stories of the bible were created to serve that need. who are the only people that could write at the time? educated people which more often than not were the temple scribes and all that crap. these are people that are obviously more intelligent than the general population and recognize that with the birth of a new religion, they would need to embrace it and somehow create a way to remain in positions of power. because these people had been religious figures, they easily made the transition from communicating with pagan gods and the christian god in the eyes of the stupid commoner...

no offens but i think this explenetion is a bit far out! have u herd of okams rasor??? it means that u should take the simple explenetion always - and ur explenetion fills severel lines and lives a lot of unanswered questions. for instance u seem to asume that theres pagan gods!!!! not very like an atheist!!!

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I don't think Jesus gives a shit about what is or is not a banned substance in the US.

Of course Jesus cares about the substance abuse laws of the US. After all, this is where all his chosen people are:



You're saying he wouldn't give a shit about the laws of his own land??? You must be on crack or something ... of course you would be being that your not in jesusland!

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Jesus wasn't law abiding... his whole ministry was contrary to the laws and religious customs of the day. Clearly you have no understanding of the times in which Jesus lived.

Jesus was law abiding to Christian law. Not those wacky Jewish laws. God doesn't care about Jewish laws. Like I could go to Israel tomorrow and punch someone in the face and God would like look the other way.

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BTW, if E was availible back in JC's time you can bet your ass he'd be handing them out like candy. With all his talk of loving your neighbour and shit.... hell, if he were alive today he'd be that annoying fuckin' candy raver covered in beads and LED jewelery talking your ear off about PLUR while you're outside hauling on a menthol trying to bump up your roll and resist punching the furry pant, back pack wearing saviour right in mouth.

Nooo I already described what Jesus would be like if he were alive today:

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Originally posted by occrider No way. If Jesus were alive today, he would probably be some kind of kick-ass cyborg: And then he would run around swinging his cross smoting heathens left and right! Moral Hazard: "Oh no ... it's jesus! Run!" Jeborg: "Salvation is through me ... bitch!!!" *Smotes Moral Hazard with cross* Moral Hazard: "oh why did I choose atheism?? wh... argghhhh" *Gets pummeled by Jeborg* Yea a lot of people would die in this thread. That's wjwd.

I modified it slightly from the original for dramatic effect!



<--- Solidarity with god!

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Originally posted by occrider Of course Jesus cares about the substance abuse laws of the US. After all, this is where all his chosen people are: You're saying he wouldn't give a shit about the laws of his own land??? You must be on crack or something ... of course you would be being that your not in jesusland! Jesus was law abiding to Christian law. Not those wacky Jewish laws. God doesn't care about Jewish laws. Like I could go to Israel tomorrow and punch someone in the face and God would like look the other way. Nooo I already described what Jesus would be like if he were alive today: I modified it slightly from the original for dramatic effect! <--- Solidarity with god!

You are too fuckin' funny!
I love that map!

FYI, there were no christian laws or christianity in the time of Jesus so your argument does not hold water.

Also, I thought I made it clear, I'm not an athiest, I just don't buy a literal interpretation of the bible.

Oh, and I stand by my Jesus the candy raver position. New testimate = PLUR

So, I'm trying to think of what would be the best subject to hijack this thread would be? Any Suggestions?

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Originally posted by kr00t0n Not street smart? I grew up in South Africa man, stuff was rough over there, I'm plenty street smart. And I wasn't attacking your spelling, I in fact made a mistake myself, but over-emphasising things does look silly!!!!1111oneone (note the irony)

Isn't South Africa a predominantly white area actually?

Prove to me that Jesus really was the son of God rather than just a very intelligent man perhaps, and then we'll have something to discuss. Jesus was supposed to be the saviour, no? Funny, because all the crusades that were lead after his death did nothing other than slaughter millions of people. Yes, I really want to believe he's the saviour after several crusades were held in his name that just robbed and slaughtered innocents. There is no verifiable proof that he was ever the son of God. The bible that was written well after his death and has been rewritten and has had several things omitted does not qualify as "proof". The bible also suggests that there is no evolution (i.e. Adam and Eve).

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