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Aww, poor guy.

i heard an awful horror story from a guy friend of mine about a girl who shit on him during anal. she was like 17 or something and he was 20 and they were doing anal and he looked down and it was all over him. she freaked out and ran to the bathroom and he said he just like grabbed the sheets and held his breath and quickly wiped it off and threw the sheets in a pile on the floor and ran for the shower. she was already in there and he said he got in with her and she was crying and he just hugged her in the shower and washed her and they didn't even talk about it. lol

i was like, "do u still like to have anal sex?" and he was like, "fuck yea"


hahah talk about a trooper. i would be scarred for life after an experience like that.

Ehh, she was 17, she probably clinched up because of inexperience.

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Originally posted by dallastar watermelon flavor is wikkid - mind you those are for kids

flavor... for kids???

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Originally posted by Slylee i was like, "do u still like to have anal sex?" and he was like, "fuck yea"

Oh, so it was you?

i know i have stated it many times in this thread, but the risk of shit dick should not be a deterant.If your girl is clean(i hope so you dirty slut lover) eat that shit like it was your last meal then give her the P>A>M treatment.Greeks invented Gyros, so trust me this can't be that bad.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i know i have stated it many times in this thread, but the risk of shit dick should not be a deterant.If your girl is clean(i hope so you dirty slut lover) eat that shit like it was your last meal then give her the P>A>M treatment.Greeks invented Gyros, so trust me this can't be that bad.

yo im telling you that shit scard me for awhile literally...

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Originally posted by chach yo im telling you that shit scard me for awhile literally...

if you let let fear control you sooner or later all that is left is seperate beds

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Originally posted by l�cid flavor... for kids???

haha i didn't even think about that, but now that you mention it...

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel haha i didn't even think about that, but now that you mention it...

meg explain from earlier...

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel truth be told, i gave eli anal first...

i want full story.

its always a good time for a butsechs story weiner.You're a mom now its not erotic or anything anymore
story or stfu

megan i still want that story... <-- that's me waiting with anticipation.

when i feel like typing i might tell the one that involves me drunkenly pouring almost a whole bottle of olive oil over a chick and waking up the next day with shit on the sheets and slipperies on the floor.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak when i feel like typing i might tell the one that involves me drunkenly pouring almost a whole bottle of olive oil over a chick and waking up the next day with shit on the sheets and slipperies on the floor.

like... SHIT on the sheets, or just oil and stuff... ans slipperies = condoms?

shit as in oil and shit stain...picture how a dog rubs up against the carpet.Shit tipped rubber under the bed...olive oil everywhere.The bitch almost killed herself leaving.From that day on i have not touched beefeater.

All my anal sex stories are lame. :/




Well there WAS the first time I put a finger in my bf's ass while blowing him. If only I had a picture of the look on his face. He sure came hard that time.

I hope he got you in the eye

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak I hope he got you in the eye

Psh, that was a special bj. I swallowed that time too.

The lack of anal experience in this thread is staggering. How could you not know how to see if a girl is down with anal? Fucking easy man

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Originally posted by dj_bas The lack of anal experience in this thread is staggering. How could you not know how to see if a girl is down with anal? Fucking easy man

Uh, are you REALLY that surprised?? Come on, you're giving these people too much credit.

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Originally posted by dj_bas The lack of anal experience in this thread is staggering. How could you not know how to see if a girl is down with anal? Fucking easy man

all women are down with anal considering the right approach.Saying "Buttsechs?" unfortunatly never works

edit:im proud of you jennie

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak edit:im proud of you jennie

Where's my goddamn cookie??

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak all women are down with anal considering the right approach.Saying "Buttsechs?" unfortunatly never works edit:im proud of you jennie

if saying "Buttsechs?" works she's a keeper

any chick that doesnt make you work a bit for it at least is just a pig.You could take her home to momma and have her show her the ping pong ball trick

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak any chick that doesnt make you work a bit for it at least is just a pig.

Seriously.


*shudders*

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