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Posted by Sushipunk on Jan-30-2011 06:38:

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
One thing that sucks about not being cut... taking a wiz and you have the foreskin pulled back (cause otherwise it just sprays all over the place) and you are like "oh im done" so you slide it back over and few more drops were in there and now you have pissed on the back of the toilet seat!

Work on your technique, or just pay attention

I haven't done that since I was... 10 or something?

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jan-30-2011 06:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Work on your technique, or just pay attention

I haven't done that since I was... 10 or something?

Wasn't really paying attention, I always forget to shake BEFORE I cover back up.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-30-2011 12:09:

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jan-30-2011 15:31:

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Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
Oh my...

you really need a hug, don't you.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-30-2011 17:27:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
you really need a hug, don't you.

I love how your story has evolved during this thread. It's great you finally admit that your husband only wanted it done because he felt his cock looked different. It took long enough to get there!

Also for the record I don't think you are a bad parent, but you might want research your big life decisions a bit better in future. I see you also came a cropper in the house market. It's vital you actually think your ideas through and not base them on some witch craft theory your husband tells you.

VOODOO isn't real!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-30-2011 17:34:

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Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
VOODOO isn't real!

Aha! Now we know you're full of shit!

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jan-30-2011 17:39:

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
This is the last thing i am going to say about it..
It was for the reason already mentioned, which yes i guess you can say aesthetics, but my husband also believes that it is more hygienic and also that it would prevent STD's.

you conveniently forgot the rest of the sentence. What kind of life experience do you have? Really? Do you still live in your mums flat? Have you ever been in a serious relationship? I know you don't have kids.. I can't wait until your balls drop and you have to step out into the big world and make these big decisions too. I know you'll make all the right choices, you always do! I stated my opinion of my neighbors, not the market value of my house. I actually plan to do quite well when it comes to putting it back on the market (that's also the opinion of our Realtor in case you seek a more experienced and researched opinion)

Would it be ok if i came to you next time i need to make a big life decision? I would hate to make another mistake.. since we're friends and all i'm sure you would give me the best advice.

Posted by Lira on Jan-30-2011 17:45:

*hugs LP7*

There, there, it's all right now...

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-30-2011 17:47:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
you conveniently forgot the rest of the sentence. What kind of life experience do you have? Really? Do you still live in your mums flat? Have you ever been in a serious relationship? I know you don't have kids.. I can't wait until your balls drop and you have to step out into the big world and make these big decisions too. I know you'll make all the right choices, you always do! I stated my opinion of my neighbors, not the market value of my house. I actually plan to do quite well when it comes to putting it back on the market (that's also the opinion of our Realtor in case you seek a more experienced and researched opinion)

Would it be ok if i came to you next time i need to make a big life decision? I would hate to make another mistake.. since we're friends and all i'm sure you would give me the best advice.

I fuck up all the time. But you put it on-line and then crywank when someone questions or lols at it.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-30-2011 17:48:

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Originally posted by Lira
*hugs LP7*

There, there, it's all right now...

Cheers dude. That's gotta be the shortest shit you've ever posted on here in your life!

Normally you provide a bibliography with your posts!

Posted by Lira on Jan-30-2011 17:53:

*hugs LP7 some more, but now with bibliographical notes! Buya!*

2003. Behr, M. Embrace.
2000. Pinker, S. The Stuff of Hugs
1813. Austen, J. Price and Prejudice: What hugging costs us.
1690. Locke, J. An Essay Concerning Hugging and Understanding.

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jan-30-2011 18:28:

this thread was 10 pages into talking about circumcision before i posted this..

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
when my boy was born in june we had to make this choice.. i told eli (who is circumcised) to decide because i didn't think i could make responsible cock decisions seeing as i've never had one.. lol. Eli said he wanted him circumcised because he wanted his son's wang to look like his, and also for hygienic reasons and to hopefully prevent catching an STD in the future if my son is an irresponsible man whore.

i don't see how my story has changed.. also i am not responsible (well fully responsible) for the de-railing of this thread.(just for the record) people proceeded to tell me i was wrong and stupid or right and doing a good thing.. it's not a big deal. I don't see this as having a crywank. at least i contribute some conversation around here, i haven't seen you do anything but criticize or crack a joke at someone else's expense.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-30-2011 18:43:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
crack a joke at someone else's expense.

To be fair, I don't think he has ever cracked a joke at someone else's expense.

Posted by EddieZilker on Jan-30-2011 19:00:

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
To be fair, I don't think he has ever cracked a joke at someone else's expense.

All aspects of veracity pertaining to that phrase are so open to debate that it practically shrieks irony.

Or at least it reeks of tragic trout.

Posted by Ted Promo on Jan-30-2011 19:27:

Dude, wien wien, I'd bang the golf socks outta ya.

LP too now that you mention it.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-30-2011 19:28:

I'm getting wafts of Pitiful Pupfish.

Posted by EddieZilker on Jan-30-2011 19:49:

Faint whiffs of languid loach.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-30-2011 19:55:

This trend has to stop, you Loquacious Lamprey!

Posted by EddieZilker on Jan-30-2011 19:59:

Pot, kettle, black, you Perspicacious Perch!

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