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Re: Re: Re: GUY or GAL ??

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Originally posted by TranceBunnY LoL are you calling me g4hy

something like that lol




j/k

Re: Re: Re: Re: GUY or GAL ??

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Originally posted by webmeister no, i'm saying u would have no reason to post it if it was a man...

accually,

i posted it to get an opinion

anyways
as usual i have to be up in the morning for work

night all!

night webmeister

g'nite
webbie

Re: Re: Re: Re: GUY or GAL ??

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Originally posted by Trancey Ash something like that lol j/k

thats the humour i was after

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Originally posted by webmeister anyways as usual i have to be up in the morning for work night all!

night webmeister

Congrats on 2000 man!! well done!

Seeya

Cheers

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Originally posted by webmeister anyways as usual i have to be up in the morning for work night all!

night

Night Web.... heavy filming schedule tomorrow eh

A penguin was driving along in his car along the Phillip Island main road.
(Of course, his car is specially modified to be driven with flippers etc).
His car suddenly stops, making a funny clunking noise.
Being a penguin, he doesn't have much idea of cars, so he calls the RACV, and they send a van out to help get him going again. When the guy arrives, he's not sure what the problem is, so he tells the penguin to go for a walk or something while he has a look at the motor.
It was a pretty hot day, so the penguin decided to go down to the shops and get an ice cream.
He chooses an eskimo pie, but unfortunately, being a penguin, he has a bit of trouble getting the wrapper off, flippers and all that. He's pulling and tugging at it, and ends up tearing it open with his beak.
It took him a while, and since it was a hot day, the ice cream started melting, and it smeared all over his face. He enjoyed it anyway, then put the wrapper in the bin, because he was an environmentally aware penguin.
He heads back to the car, and sees the guy messing around with something under the bonnet.
The guy says to him 'I think I've found out what's going on - you've blown a seal.'
To which the penguin replies 'no!!!! It was an ice cream, it was an ice cream!!!!'

Johan_Gielen_-_Live_at_Yorin_FM_Dance_Experience_-_14-12-2002

AWSOME

That's some good Whoreing guys & gals

A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly." The Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man'".
"OK,", said the man, and entered the house.
Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 1....Large rock on chest.".
'Well, that's pretty crappy,' he thought. 'If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about.'
He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out.
As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2...... Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut.
Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration , he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the wall that read: "Chinese Torture 3....Right testicle tied to bed post."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."


HAHAHAH classic

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho Cha Chu. But I think it's Colin.

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Originally posted by InAcoma Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." HAHAHAH classic

LoL


--A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.

17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.

The doorbell rings and a guy answers his front door and finds a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and tosses it out into the yard.
Two years later, the doorbell rings and the man answers the door and there is the same snail. And the snail says, "Now, what was that about?!"

"There are three words in the English language that end in -GRY. Two are HUNGRY and ANGRY. The third one everyone uses every day and knows what it stands for. If you listened carefully, I already told you what the word is. What is the third word?"

hi au tas just here to say hello

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Originally posted by Xavier hi au tas just here to say hello

welcome
and hello


feel free to post whore away.

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Originally posted by TranceBunnY "There are three words in the English language that end in -GRY. Two are HUNGRY and ANGRY. The third one everyone uses every day and knows what it stands for. If you listened carefully, I already told you what the word is. What is the third word?"

is this a trick q's?

eh
whats the answer already

wheres my fecking cuppa?

is the answer language

next time I make a cuppa, i best make it for about 20

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