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Posted by Vlad on Feb-08-2007 20:38:

I leave for my trip in an hour... hopefully I come back with a couple of good stories to tell for Late Night with the Anal Appr. Thread.


Posted by DaveT on Feb-08-2007 20:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Fast Turtle
ass-to-vag = scandalous


UTI waiting to happen.

People think it's OK to do this, but it's dangerous. UTI's can damage your kidneys.

BTW, porn stars who perform scenes where this happens take low doses of antibiotics continuously (every day) to prevent UTIs. No one ever realizes this thus they think it's OK to do this at home on any night of the week.


Posted by denys envy on Feb-08-2007 21:45:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveT
porn stars who perform scenes where this happens take low doses of antibiotics continuously (every day) to prevent UTIs. No one ever realizes this thus they think it's OK to do this at home on any night of the week.


cocaine on pen0r works much the same way... just ask vivid...


Posted by chach on Feb-08-2007 21:50:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveT
UTI waiting to happen.

People think it's OK to do this, but it's dangerous. UTI's can damage your kidneys.



lol i cant help but to give every gf ive ever dated a uti... there most be something wrong with me


Posted by denys envy on Feb-08-2007 21:50:

quote:
Originally posted by chach
lol i cant help but to give every gf ive ever dated a uti... there most be something wrong with me


tell them bitches to take a piss after sex.

goddamn not that hard to avoid these things.


Posted by chach on Feb-08-2007 21:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
tell them bitches to take a piss after sex.

goddamn not that hard to avoid these things.


personally im always to tired or want to sleep, they always wanna cuddle or do something gay... ill be sure to tell those hoes to take a piss from now on!


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Feb-09-2007 05:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
meg explain from earlier...



i want full story.




this is going to sound really stupid..
i was 'waiting' until i was married to have sex, a decision i made when i was a kid. i fooled around a bit and only started having oral sex when i was 22 but when i met eli i really fell hard for him and i had a pretty good feeling that i was going to settle down with him. (which i know sooo many chicks say, but in this case i was right) anyhow.. i didn't kiss him on our first date because i didn't want him to think i was that into him. This was a bad move, because he took me out the next day and that night we went back to his place and started fooling around and he whipped it out and i didn't know how to tell him i was waiting ( and i was really horny) so in a split second decision i grabbed it and put it in my ass. needless to say, he didn't complain. When he asked me about it later, i explained it to him. about 2 months later i started having normal sex with him and at that point i was convinced i was going to marry him so there was no point waiting. I'm such a nerd.


Posted by denys envy on Feb-09-2007 05:01:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel


this is going to sound really stupid..
i was 'waiting' until i was married to have sex, a decision i made when i was a kid. i fooled around a bit and only started having oral sex when i was 22 but when i met eli i really fell hard for him and i had a pretty good feeling that i was going to settle down with him. (which i know sooo many chicks say, but in this case i was right) anyhow.. i didn't kiss him on our first date because i didn't want him to think i was that into him. This was a bad move, because he took me out the next day and that night we went back to his place and started fooling around and he whipped it out and i didn't know how to tell him i was waiting ( and i was really horny) so in a split second decision i grabbed it and put it in my ass. needless to say, he didn't complain. When he asked me about it later, i explained it to him. about 2 months later i started having normal sex with him and at that point i was convinced i was going to marry him so there was no point waiting. I'm such a nerd.


yes! i'd marry you after that too.


Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-09-2007 05:05:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel


this is going to sound really stupid..
i was 'waiting' until i was married to have sex, a decision i made when i was a kid. i fooled around a bit and only started having oral sex when i was 22 but when i met eli i really fell hard for him and i had a pretty good feeling that i was going to settle down with him. (which i know sooo many chicks say, but in this case i was right) anyhow.. i didn't kiss him on our first date because i didn't want him to think i was that into him. This was a bad move, because he took me out the next day and that night we went back to his place and started fooling around and he whipped it out and i didn't know how to tell him i was waiting ( and i was really horny) so in a split second decision i grabbed it and put it in my ass. needless to say, he didn't complain. When he asked me about it later, i explained it to him. about 2 months later i started having normal sex with him and at that point i was convinced i was going to marry him so there was no point waiting. I'm such a nerd.




Awesome story! It's funny how we rationalize things, heehee.


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Feb-09-2007 05:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
yes! i'd marry you after that too.


denys, why didn't you marry the first girl that gave you anal?


Posted by denys envy on Feb-09-2007 05:06:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
denys, why didn't you marry the first girl that gave you anal?


it was difficult to propose through the gorilla mask...


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Feb-09-2007 05:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
it was difficult to propose through the gorilla mask...


that's a sad story..


Posted by denys envy on Feb-09-2007 05:13:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
that's a sad story..


but realistically. there's a difference between getting a slut in a one night anal session. and seeing someone for a time and then one night she just rides the ass on you out of nowhere. i would seriously fall in love.


Posted by prolikewhoa on Feb-09-2007 05:16:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel


this is going to sound really stupid..
i was 'waiting' until i was married to have sex, a decision i made when i was a kid. i fooled around a bit and only started having oral sex when i was 22 but when i met eli i really fell hard for him and i had a pretty good feeling that i was going to settle down with him. (which i know sooo many chicks say, but in this case i was right) anyhow.. i didn't kiss him on our first date because i didn't want him to think i was that into him. This was a bad move, because he took me out the next day and that night we went back to his place and started fooling around and he whipped it out and i didn't know how to tell him i was waiting ( and i was really horny) so in a split second decision i grabbed it and put it in my ass. needless to say, he didn't complain. When he asked me about it later, i explained it to him. about 2 months later i started having normal sex with him and at that point i was convinced i was going to marry him so there was no point waiting. I'm such a nerd.


that is so adorable


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Feb-09-2007 05:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
but realistically. there's a difference between getting a slut in a one night anal session. and seeing someone for a time and then one night she just rides the ass on you out of nowhere. i would seriously fall in love.



Posted by denys envy on Feb-09-2007 05:30:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
[IMG]


if the whole eli thing doesn't work out (and God i hope not) PM me

hahahahaha


Posted by l�cid on Feb-09-2007 05:31:



great pic.


Posted by Sushipunk on Feb-09-2007 05:31:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel



Posted by AlphaStarred on Feb-09-2007 05:53:

I gave it a good thrust and my penis ached the next day. Thought spit would suffice, should've bought lube. On the other hand, it probly beats a capacious cunt.


Posted by denys envy on Feb-09-2007 05:55:

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
I gave it a good thrust and my penis ached the next day. Thought spit would suffice, should've bought lube. On the other hand, it probly beats a capacious ****.


your spit has to be of certain consistency. i find that after drinking juice/non-carbonated stuff it's usually pretty good. but not water - that doesn't give it that "sticky" feeling.


i just realized i have this shit down to a science.


Posted by bobonoho on Feb-09-2007 07:38:

if your doing your job right you should need any spit...


Posted by tranceDJ on Feb-09-2007 07:49:

quote:
Originally posted by bobonoho
if your doing your job right you should need any spit...


Causing pain and tearing tissue/causing bleeding=doing your job right?


Posted by denys envy on Feb-09-2007 07:53:

quote:
Originally posted by tranceDJ
Causing pain and tearing tissue/causing bleeding=doing your job right?


srsly. that dude is SICK...


Posted by Jake Benson on Feb-09-2007 08:23:

yeeaaaaaahh, you need lube when pokin the p00per. It doesn't feel good for the receiver (PAIN!) or the giver (too much friction).


Posted by all-nite-freak on Feb-10-2007 03:51:

bump


edit:listen to jake the man knows what he is talking about.

edit 2:Having an uncut monkey makes it easier to look for cave bananas

edit 3:if you attack that starfish with a voracious tongue lashing with sloppy extras the synthetic stuff won't always be needed.I love brownies


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