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Originally posted by Slylee yea that's what i used to say. i would totally get down with a girl now though.

call me

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Originally posted by Slylee yea that's what i used to say. i would totally get down with a girl now though.

Tried it, didn't like it. Beh.

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Originally posted by l�cid call me

hey hey no, bad mod, bad.

on an unrelated note i am so damn horny because of this thread now , but nooooooooooooo my stupid gf has to work at an elton john and billy joel concert instead.

this is why i am against gay marriage.

oooh didn't realize that was the guy you were talking about.

lol Jay, your post was right below mine and I was like "I'm as boring as plywood?! " and then I realized it wasn't towards me

Duckster, I think you're gonna get a guy who is gonna rock your world and turn you into a sexaholic. You'll be fucking girls, boys, and transexuals.

It'll be great

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Originally posted by Banora Tried it, didn't like it. Beh.

i too, tried it and didn't like it.


NOW WUT BITCH? HUH? ANSWER ME BACK

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Originally posted by squirrelly oooh didn't realize that was the guy you were talking about. lol Jay, your post was right below mine and I was like "I'm as boring as plywood?! " and then I realized it wasn't towards me Duckster, I think you're gonna get a guy who is gonna rock your world and turn you into a sexaholic. You'll be fucking girls, boys, and transexuals. It'll be great

until that happens she needs to get some power tools and get an O so that he will not rip his hair out when it happens.

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Originally posted by Slylee NOW WUT BITCH? HUH? ANSWER ME BACK

Me back.

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Originally posted by squirrelly Duckster, I think you're gonna get a guy who is gonna rock your world and turn you into a sexaholic. You'll be fucking girls, boys, and transexuals. It'll be great

I've had great sex... the guy before my ex was holy-fucking-shit-amazing. I did some pretty crazy stuff sexually with him. I'm open to a lot of stuff... just not girls (or animals, or kids... ah you get the picture).

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Originally posted by elFreak on an unrelated note i am so damn horny because of this thread now , but nooooooooooooo my stupid gf has to work at an elton john and billy joel concert instead. this is why i am against gay marriage.

Haha, guyliner.

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she will not rip his hair out when it happens.

I am a bit of a hair puller...and a scratcher too. :/

lol I thought my first guy was holy-fuck-amazing. Then I had some bad sex. Then I had some REAL sex.

FUCK.

I'm trying to do some schoolwork but this thread has me so bothered my panties are wet and he doesn't get home for another hour

so who here likes dick in their ass?

i know i do.

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Originally posted by squirrelly lol I thought my first guy was holy-fuck-amazing. Then I had some bad sex. Then I had some REAL sex.

My first boyfriend fucking blew. I thought it was amazing until I met my next boyfriend. Then I had the other guy who was horrible. I used to look at the clock and just mentally wish time would go faster.

I've had good and bad. Easily the best was the FB I used to have two years ago.

and then jay takes bassssss spot of one of the girls

i can't get laid for a few more hours and am ronery so yeah i'll take it

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Originally posted by elFreak so who here likes dick in their ass? i know i do.

We know, bas told us.

i never post in the cor but this thread is too amazing to leave alone...

you guys should compile you sex stories into a "c0r wh0re" novel: a diary of a mad internet sex posting fiend.

do you like dick in your ass though...we are all among girls here, no one will tell.

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Originally posted by squirrelly We know, bas told us.

Please. I could do much better than Jay.

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Originally posted by elFreak i can't get laid for a few more hours and am ronery so yeah i'll take it

With all the ghey at that concert your girlfriend will be clawing down the door to your room when she gets home.

i need to find the post where i told about the time i fucked this gross broad in the ass using olive oil and woke up with the bed covered in shit.

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Originally posted by elFreak i need to find the post where i told about the time i fucked this gross broad in the ass using olive oil and woke up with the bed covered in shit.

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Originally posted by Banora With all the ghey at that concert your girlfriend will be clawing down the door to your room when she gets home.

she has been working since 8am, chances are it will have to be sleep rape/jerking off on her slightly open mouth and going to sleep on the couch. I'll tell her the cat did it.

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Originally posted by elFreak i need to find the post where i told about the time i fucked this gross broad in the ass using olive oil and woke up with the bed covered in shit.

Ah, the ol "butter knife in the heinz ketchup bottle" theory.

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Originally posted by elFreak i need to find the post where i told about the time i fucked this gross broad in the ass using olive oil and woke up with the bed covered in shit.

That was Max whatshisname

ta search function sucks and well that is too much typing

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Originally posted by bas Please. I could do much better than Jay.

I literally burst out laughing.

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Originally posted by elFreak do you like dick in your ass though...we are all among girls here, no one will tell.

mmmm not so much! It's too painful for me. There simply isn't enough weed or alcohol to make that pain stop

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