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Posted by bas on Jun-03-2009 23:15:

Tucker Max! That's who I was thinking of, Jay stop stealing Tucker Max's fake stories.


Posted by Banora on Jun-03-2009 23:18:

quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
mmmm not so much! It's too painful for me. There simply isn't enough weed or alcohol to make that pain stop


I tried it a few times. First few times it was with the same guy and took some getting used to, but it was pretty good after.

Second was a few years later with a different guy... he was waaaaay too fucking big to be up there. I basically was like 'oh hell no' after he was a bit of the ways in.


Posted by squirrelly on Jun-03-2009 23:18:

tucker max? don't make me google search.

explain.

and it better be hot and sex or I'll be mad that you're ruining the mood


Posted by Slylee on Jun-03-2009 23:18:


Posted by squirrelly on Jun-03-2009 23:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora
I tried it a few times. First few times it was with the same guy and took some getting used to, but it was pretty good after.

Second was a few years later with a different guy... he was waaaaay too fucking big to be up there. I basically was like 'oh hell no' after he was a bit of the ways in.


I'm telling you.

He'll be like baby please
I'll say ok
two seconds later OW OW OW OW FUCKING STOP BEFORE I CUT YOUR NADS OFF YOU DOUCHE


Posted by bas on Jun-03-2009 23:19:

quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
tucker max? don't make me google search.

explain.

and it better be hot and sex or I'll be mad that you're ruining the mood

He jsut has a shit ton of life stories that are so off the wall they are obviously fake. Funny but stupid. Kinda like Jay! Funny fake and stupid


Posted by squirrelly on Jun-03-2009 23:21:

what if they were real

lolol my dad does that to fuck with people. He'll be all serious and lean in close and be like "I'm a trained sniper. Don't fuck with me."

People are like


Posted by Banora on Jun-03-2009 23:24:

quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly

lolol my dad does that to fuck with people. He'll be all serious and lean in close and be like "I'm a trained sniper. Don't fuck with me."

People are like




I'm so glad my parents never gave a shit/were never around.


Posted by elFreak on Jun-03-2009 23:24:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Tucker Max! That's who I was thinking of, Jay stop stealing Tucker Max's fake stories.


who?


Posted by bas on Jun-03-2009 23:25:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
who?

Oh fuck off


Posted by elFreak on Jun-03-2009 23:26:

i tried but when i fuck off it is hard to reach the vag hole.


Posted by Brian Scott on Jun-03-2009 23:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora


I'm so glad my parents never gave a shit/were never around.


And now we begin to understand Banora's frustration with sex/relationships...


Posted by Banora on Jun-03-2009 23:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Brian Scott
And now we begin to understand Banora's frustration with sex/relationships...


I'm glad they weren't around, trust me.


Posted by squirrelly on Jun-03-2009 23:35:

lol my dad scared every guy I dated. and then he met my bf now and was like - wait - you hunt?! you're an actual MAN?! and fell in love with him and gives him a new gun every time he sees him, ever since.

I'm gonna grab my bf's hand when he gets home and stick it in my underwear and be like feel. now fuck.


Posted by elFreak on Jun-03-2009 23:36:

my dad scared every guy i dated too, it is why i can't orgasm


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-03-2009 23:39:

I much prefer a thumb or finger in the ass to a dick. Only problem is, once you get used to having orgasms like that, it's hard to go back to regular old ones.

Full on anal is really just a treat for the bf. I can't get past the feeling of having to shit.


Posted by Banora on Jun-03-2009 23:39:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
my dad scared every guy i dated too, it is why i can't orgasm


-pats-


Posted by squirrelly on Jun-03-2009 23:40:

I don't think I can do a thumb or finger in the ass. What if something is backed up?


Posted by elFreak on Jun-03-2009 23:40:

he used to stare at my legs when i wore pantyhose, he was so weird.


Posted by elFreak on Jun-03-2009 23:41:

anal is like a 2 time a month thing tops. If you abuse the cornhole too much it just becomes another vag with worse breath.


Posted by Ania_xox on Jun-03-2009 23:45:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I much prefer a thumb or finger in the ass to a dick. Only problem is, once you get used to having orgasms like that, it's hard to go back to regular old ones.

Full on anal is really just a treat for the bf. I can't get past the feeling of having to shit.


+1


"how is it babe?"

"you really wanna know?"

"sure"

"well it feels like i'm taking a big shit"


that was it for both of us.
we didn't have proper lube though... the only thing I could find was Nivea lotion


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-03-2009 23:45:

quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
I don't think I can do a thumb or finger in the ass. What if something is backed up?



Physiologically speaking, the notion is ridiculous. Shit doesn't hang out in your rectum/anus...it hangs out in your colon, which is on the other side of your anal sphincter. You'd really have to have a finger jammed up there pretty far to reach poop.


Posted by Ania_xox on Jun-03-2009 23:46:

and lol Sara

I can't believe some of the shit you post


Posted by squirrelly on Jun-03-2009 23:47:

Good to know! (no sarcasm there)

The few times we tried, it hurt and like Ania said - felt like taking a shit

and good that you have standards, jay


Posted by squirrelly on Jun-03-2009 23:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
and lol Sara

I can't believe some of the shit you post



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