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Originally posted by Trancey Ash fook, why did the 4 ladies joke take me a couple of seconds to get? Must be tired

hmm
if it isn't referring to the number of breasts in that picture..i still don't get it...

jesus i can barely remember but it was pretty bad
like remember the stolen generation?
well imagine having to hide your children day in day out so they werent taken by the government
or imagine being raped repeatedly by guards at missions or "foster" parents
first the government tried getting rid of them with acts of genocide which didnt work
then they tried converting them to "white" by trying to breed the aboriginal out of them
pretty bad stuff

Fuck.... sounds like some bad stuff. But would be an interesting topic to learn about.

Do Tasmanian devils eat chicken?

i dont even know if tasmanian devils spin like that

but yeah i walked int othe class at the beginning of the semester and thought it would be a joke but in the end you thought twice about how they were treated

also heard the most aboriginal jokes in my life in that class

What's a 'Tasmanian Devil' ?

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Originally posted by xxTRANCEBOYxx What's a 'Tasmanian Devil' ?

You never watch Looney Tunes?

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Originally posted by jploveparade Do Tasmanian devils eat chicken?

sometimes!.....most of the time they eat tasmanian tigers even cows and goats when the drought is in effect

Ohh yeah, that shows pretty wicked... and i think Tasmanian Devils would eat anything meat.

But how bout them dustwinds? Still raging the country?

they are like the size of a wombat but with bigger teeth

i grew up on looney tunes
beep beep!

what dustwinds here?

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Originally posted by OLi_A what dustwinds here?

Not in Sydney, more like Alice Springs

These questions remind me of that Simpsons episode when they come down to Aus!

Store Owner: "Go on get out of here"

Store Clerk: "What are they boss?"

Lisa: "They're bullfrogs"

Store Clerk: "That's an interesting name, i would've called em chazwazzas!"

-

Aussie Drongo: "That's not a knife, This is a knife!"

Bart: "That's a spoon"

Aussie Drongo: "Alright Alright, i see you've played knifey-spoony before!"

i just loovvve those eyes

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Originally posted by xxTRANCEBOYxx These questions remind me of that Simpsons episode when they come down to Aus! Store Owner: "Go on get out of here" Store Clerk: "What are they boss?" Lisa: "They're bullfrogs" Bart: "That's a spoon" Store Clerk: "That's an interesting name, i would've called em chazwazzas!" - Aussie Drongo: "That's not a knife, This is a knife!" Aussie Drongo: "Alright Alright, i see you've played knifey-spoony before!"

That episode rocks

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how bout
aussie dude: "im gonna take this up with the prime minister!"
and he looks over to the damn
aussie dude: "hey! mr prime minister"
hahahah

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Originally posted by OLi_A how bout aussie dude: "im gonna take this up with the prime minister!" and he looks over to the damn aussie dude: "hey! mr prime minister" hahahah

LOL! And when he tells his member of parliment!

Member of Parliment: "THAT'S A BLOODY OUTRAGE IT IS!"

hahaha
and barts punishment
THE BOOT!!!
man how funny was that

BERLIN, Germany -- A 34 year old auto-worker was rushed to the emergency ward this weekend when his genitals started to suffer from necropsy. The unidentified man had a strange fetish for an extreme form of genital chastity which stopped the blood flow to his testicles and penis for more than four days.

The married father of four claimed he enjoyed the constriction caused by the pipe-fitting rings used in valves at the assembly plant where he worked, and that his wife had no idea about his strange liking. He is quoted as saying that he would leave them on for days at a time and usually had no problem removing them. Unable to get the device off his genitals the man went to a friends home who was also unable to remove the metal rings.

Complaining of loss of sensation he then went to the local hospital where a shocked and horrified medical team had to call in a locksmith to blast the homemade vice open. After four hours of drilling the device was removed, and doctors are still not certain if the mans genitals will have to be removed due to onset of gangrene.


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Hahaha and Homer to the USMC gaurd!

Homer: "Hey are you like one of those english statues" *giggles*

USMC guy punches homer

USMC Guy: "Lt. (insert name here) UNITED STATES MARINE CORE!"

and

Homer: " Hey look Bart, i'm in America, I'm in Australia, I'm in America, i'm in Australia!"

Bart: "Alright dad..."

USMC guy punches homer

USMC Guy: "Here in America, we don't take that kinda crap!"

hahaha
far out your recalling it like it was just on
how bout the american toilet
hahaha its all intricate and large and spurts out a little bit of water
homer: "oh say can you see....."
hahaha

trancebunny those are some dirty photos please stop

Sydney FORECAST
Fri, Dec 27

Clearing shower
min: 17�C
max: 25�C

Melbourne FORECAST
Fri, Dec 27

Increasing sunshine
min: 13�C
max: 23�C

Haha, i don't remember anything else, lets talk about other fav simpsons episodes. You can never go wrong with the simpsons

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