well at least when I'm 55 I'll have something to keep my belly warm
WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?
(ohhhhh sick phresh burn)
Hahaha
When I'm 55 I'll have a butt that's still smaller than your boobs.
I've got nothing... Posted by VDub on Apr-24-2009 16:57:
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Originally posted by MikeyN
Hahaha
When I'm 55 I'll have a butt that's still smaller than your boobs.
I've got nothing...
1 clap for effort though...
*clap*
Posted by Ania_xox on Apr-24-2009 16:58:
me neither lol
naptime
later fucker <3
Posted by mnemonic. on Apr-24-2009 16:59:
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Originally posted by VDub
1 clap for effort though...
*clap*
Posted by mnemonic. on Apr-24-2009 16:59:
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Originally posted by Ania_xox
lol
Posted by DigiNut on Apr-25-2009 02:26:
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Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
aaron was just working with what i gave him. now, i have something here for him also. its 8.5 inches long, 3 inches wide and it raises its head when you call it "stumpy". most of the time it smells like a fresh summer breeze but sometimes smells like shit too(i hate all 7 people who will start with the gay jokes. dumbasses.). let me see you work that you studmuffin, you.
8.5 inches measured from the asshole maybe.
Well, out of all the drama in this thread, I think we were the only ones that got told to take it offline. I'm still not convinced by your "Yo, I'm Miki, I'm a badass, I'm the last angry man, I'm the motherf*ckin alpha male, or at least that's what I want people to think so they don't realize I'm actually a massive closet homo who goes to sleep every night fantasizing about getting pounded in the ass by Christian Bale wearing the Batman helmet" act, but we managed to scare a few people so I give credit where credit is due. No pussy "oh now you've gone and hurt my feelings" drama here, so yes, I said it, respect. But you'll still have to find someone else to play with your retractable penis, that is assuming they can find it.
Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Apr-25-2009 03:02:
im sorry, im not getting suckered into this. i deserve an archnemesis who weights more than 90 lbs, who is taller than 4'9" and who is not so goddamned twitchy.
and fyi its adam west. ADAM WEST !!
Posted by musicsnob_NOT on Apr-25-2009 19:56:
Hey Rachel maybe if you started taking this you and evil will become BFFs.
Posted by Vivid Boy on Apr-25-2009 22:27:
ania you get dumber with every post. The president in italy is the equivalent of the governor general in canada. They dont do anything accept pass laws. They dont run the country. They are not even elected in to power, they are appointed. The prime minister, Berlusconi, runs everything.
shut ur fuckin chewy mouth before you come talking shit abt something you know nothing about.
Posted by FunkyCrew on Apr-25-2009 22:48:
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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ania you get dumber with every post. The president in italy is the equivalent of the governor general in canada. They dont do anything accept pass laws. They dont run the country. They are not even elected in to power, they are appointed. The prime minister, Berlusconi, runs everything.
shut ur fuckin chewy mouth before you come talking shit abt something you know nothing about.
dude you got pwned just admit it
she only said that Italy has a president, not that he does A, B or C
so stop whining Posted by Capo di tutti on Apr-25-2009 23:01:
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Originally posted by FunkyCrew
dude you got pwned just admit it
she only said that Italy has a president, not that he does A, B or C
so stop whinning
hard to say..could look like she fucked up and got lucky
like saying who is the queen of canada
and technically, elizabeth is the head of power on paper
Posted by FunkyCrew on Apr-25-2009 23:22:
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Originally posted by Capo di tutti
hard to say..could look like she fucked up and got lucky
like saying who is the queen of canada
and technically, elizabeth is the head of power on paper
apples and oranges, apples and oranges...
Posted by Vivid Boy on Apr-26-2009 00:37:
not apples and oranges at all. it just pissess me off with ania that she runs around acting like she's intelligent, always talking about how she has a degree in this and that, when shes is a typical dumb polish broad. She should be wokring a typical dumb polish girl job, Cleaning apartment buildings
Posted by FunkyCrew on Apr-26-2009 00:42:
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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
not apples and oranges at all. it just pissess me off with ania that she runs around acting like she's intelligent, always talking about how she has a degree in this and that, when shes is a typical dumb polish broad. She should be wokring a typical dumb polish girl job, Cleaning apartment buildings
dude piss off already
and learn how to spell!Posted by Vivid Boy on Apr-26-2009 01:40:
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Originally posted by FunkyCrew
dude piss off already
and learn how to spell!
aww poor ania
Posted by Mach X on Apr-29-2009 07:13:
Where'd all the hate go?!
Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Apr-29-2009 17:16:
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Originally posted by DJ Mach X
Where'd all the hate go?!
also, i have extremely fucked up and painfull tooth infection so for the past 3-4 days i've been enjoying the magic of percocet and i cant hate cause i feel awesome.
awww, i love you guys.
not you diginut. there's no drug in this world that could remove these feelings brewing inside of me, towards you. dj sketchbag and gayraree too.
Posted by barbina on Apr-29-2009 17:19:
i hate that im out of coffee
Posted by FunkyCrew on Apr-29-2009 17:25:
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Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
dj sketchbag and gayraree too.
heeey leave Pete and Fahad out of this!Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Apr-29-2009 17:34:
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Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
.... and i cant hate cause i feel awesome.
fuck it, ill try.
i hate people taking videos at some parties. unless you're doing it for a living, in that case its kinda understandable. but if you're not.... ooooh boy !!
why??/ you wanna capture the moment?? hey cock munchers, the magic of those moment is to have them only as a memory, not as a mpg file that you can watch over and over and over again. you're fucking ruining it !!! also, it makes you look like a gigantic douchebags, walking around some dark room and recording while 90% of the patrons is high and enjoying the life, dancing and whatnot. you're like the new, new age hipsters just instead of thinking "hmmm, should i wear this vintage t shirt with my acid washed jeans and a 12' black dildo up my ass" you think "hmm, should i take my cam with digital zoom or should i take my old school one, with the 12' black dildo up my ass".
PLUS, if i make out with 300 lbs orca whale and forget about it, i'd prefer to stay that way. i dont wanna fucking catch a glimpse of that horror and have those awfull, terrifying flasbacks, and then remember everything and try to kill myself.
Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Apr-29-2009 17:37:
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Originally posted by FunkyCrew
heeey leave Pete and Fahad out of this!
im starting to hate your positive outlook on everything. dont make me you.
you want me to you?
Posted by FunkyCrew on Apr-29-2009 17:39:
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Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
im starting to hate your positive outlook on everything. dont make me you.
you want me to you?
why did you have to tell everyone Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Apr-29-2009 17:41:
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Originally posted by FunkyCrew
why did you have to tell everyone
cause i miss you like a fat girl misses the prom
Posted by Endlesswave on Apr-29-2009 17:45:
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Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
im starting to hate your positive outlook on everything. dont make me you.
you want me to you?
Seriously, what do you do for someone who is genuinely happy with their life? Try and take them down a notch?
Also, I just saw this show on mtv last night (yeah was bored) called "Bully beat down". They get a bully to fight pro 'mma' style fighters and if they win they get 10k. If they lose the bullys' victims get the coin. I never laughed so hard to the ownage this one loser got. You guys ever see it?
Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Apr-29-2009 17:52:
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Originally posted by Endlesswave
Seriously, what do you do for someone who is genuinely happy with their life? Try and take them down a notch?
Also, I just saw this show on mtv last night (yeah was bored) called "Bully beat down". They get a bully to fight pro 'mma' style fighters and if they win they get 10k. If they lose the bullys' victims get the coin. I never laughed so hard to the ownage this one loser got. You guys ever see it?
the concept of that show is stupid. no matter how big or mean you are, if they put you in a ring with the professional you're fucked.
