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A sixteen year old girl went to a priest for confession.
"Father, I called a guy son of a bitch yesterday."
"Why did you do that?" asked the priest.
"He touched my hand without my permission," replied the girl.
"Like this?" The priest touched her arm. "Yes father."
"That is no reason to call him a son of a bitch." said the priest.
"He touched my breast too, father."
"Like this?" The priest touched her breast. "Yes, father."
"That is still no reason for you to call him a son of a bitch." said the priest.
"He then took off my clothes!" said the girl.
"Like this?" The priest then took off her clothes. "Yes, father." said the girl.
"That's too bad." said the priest, "But that is still no reason for you to call him son of a bitch."
"He then plugged his thing in my thing."
"Like this?" The priest then plugged his thing in her thing.
After catching her breath, the girl answered, "Yes, father."
"You still should not have called him a son of a bitch." said the priest.
"But father.."said the girl "..he has AIDS."
"SON OF A BITCH!!" exclaimed the priest.

You can find this on armin's website

quote:

Philby 12/28/2002 3:36:47 PM Hi Armin, propose to jolene and put her out of her misery oh yeah merry xmas etc etc can't wait for you to come back etc etc keep producing good stuff etc etc

naughty phil..... very naughty

lol
check the message board hehehehe
oh no
did u do something stupid
me?
stupid?
never
haaha
OMFG
HAHAHHAHAHA
right here
im gonna kill u
u even used my name
rofl
hehe

godd...
i cant believe u done that
godd...
godd...
is...
a dj
hahahah
hehe why not
not like anyone would know what im talking about except you

"hi armin! this is jolene! she has something to say to you!"
hahah no
hehe
and you just stand there
paralyzed
omg i die
rofl
ar..r.r.rmi...n.n.n.nnn
HAHHAHAHAA
oh my g.g.g.g.g.god
i love you!!!!!!
and you flash the tattoo
i wanna have ur babies
hahahah

Cookies yum yum

quote:

Originally posted by InAcoma naughty phil..... very naughty

quiet effie!

is there no fucking moderator in this forum? Firstly, close this thread. Its gotten well out of hand, and is now simply just gay. Secondly, delete everyone of The_Masters's posts within this thread. Cleary he/she has no life. I mean really who gives a fuck about a post count. And thirdly.. delete this piece of guff, and all other padding threads.

quote:

Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike is there no fucking moderator in this forum? Firstly, close this thread. Its gotten well out of hand, and is now simply just gay. Secondly, delete everyone of The_Masters's posts within this thread. Cleary he/she has no life. I mean really who gives a fuck about a post count. And thirdly.. delete this piece of guff, and all other padding threads.

grrrrr

1)
webmeister was supposedly becoming mod but who knows what happened to that...

2)
close this thread and expect hired goons at your door tomorrow.

3)
yes tell that "the master" guy to feck off hehe

4)
dont delete this
its the 8th wonder of the world hehe

quote:

Originally posted by Philby 2) close this thread and expect hired goons at your door tomorrow.

oooo im shaking

I think i hear a Dingo eating ur baby

mikey mike- nothing wrong with gay

im trying so hard not 2 wet myself here


don't try and stop it, give in to your urges hehe

quote:

Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike oooo im shaking I think i hear a Dingo eating ur baby

dont u mean inacoma's baby?
hehehe

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hahahaha
escee=owned


hehehe

quote:

Originally posted by Philby escee=owned

rarrrrrrrrr!!!!

quote:

Originally posted by InAcoma mikey mike- nothing wrong with gay

aye.. that smiley is rather "gay" tho..

quote:

Originally posted by Philby dont u mean inacoma's baby? hehehe

what are u like.. her baby hasnt been born yet.. silly phibly tsk tsk

I half drunked, homemade flavuroed vodkas rool

aie they do

quote:

Originally posted by InAcoma You can find this on armin's website quote: Philby 12/28/2002 3:36:47 PM Hi Armin, propose to jolene and put her out of her misery oh yeah merry xmas etc etc can't wait for you to come back etc etc keep producing good stuff etc etc naughty phil..... very naughty

.. !
phil you're so naughty! tsk, tsk!
hahaha

anyone here a chiropracteror physio?
my lower back is soo sore and tight
i think i might get someone to step on it

quote:

Originally posted by OLi_A anyone here a chiropracteror physio? my lower back is soo sore and tight i think i might get someone to step on it

i use "A535", best rub ointment on the market!.

is that an anti inflamitory?

Lol, oli your back problems remind me of that simpsons episode where everyone walks on Krustys back! "one at a time! ONE AT A TIME! HEY NO GOLF SHOES"

hahaha
how bout when he got smaked by the bigger brother over the hydrant
"this hurts more than it looks"

quote:

Originally posted by OLi_A is that an anti inflamitory?

its like deep heat (sorta) it much much much much better. it wont happen over night but it will happen

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