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Originally posted by Krypton What if you have a poop right there but don't know it because you haven't felt the urge..

You need to be educated on human anatomy, and how stuff works.




Your crap is stored in the sigmoid colon, your dick is no acrobat and cant get to it.

Decadence

butthaxing is win.

Or is it, Vlad?

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NEW YORK (CNN) -- Investigators with the NYPD's Internal Affairs Bureau are conducting DNA tests on equipment taken from the lockers of five police officers after a Brooklyn man accused them of sodomizing him with a radio antenna. Michael Mineo said New York Police officers sodomized him inside a Brooklyn subway station. Michael Mineo said New York Police officers sodomized him inside a Brooklyn subway station. Lawyers for Michael Mineo, 24, allege he was jumped by five officers inside a Brooklyn subway station, then sodomized with the antenna of a police radio. NYPD chief spokesman Paul J. Browne told CNN that several people who were near Mineo when he was arrested "do not support Mineo's story that he had been sodomized." A police official told CNN that Mineo was allegedly smoking marijuana when two police officers approached him. The official said Mineo tried to escape into the subway. When Mineo got downstairs and saw no train approaching, he jumped back over a turnstile, where he was grabbed and surrounded by other officers who had arrived on the scene, the official said. Mineo, who was wearing baggy pants, was wrestled to the ground before screaming he was being Tasered and sodomized, the official said. Witnesses said they did not see any of the officers holding a night stick or radio, the police official said. Mineo's attorneys, speaking Monday to reporters, said Mineo's physician's diagnosis, not yet made public, supported his claim. "The principal diagnosis was status post-anal assault," said Kevin Mosley, an attorney for Mineo. "The information that we have, based on consultations with doctors, certainly suggests that he is there due to complications from the assault," added Mineo's other attorney, Stephen Jackson. Mineo's attorneys plan to request meetings with New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly and Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes to discuss the events that led to the alleged crime and the status of the accused officers. Hynes, who is also investigating the allegation, will interview the officers before Internal Affairs does. The officers, one of whom is an NYPD transit cop, remain on full, active duty.

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/1...domy/index.html

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Originally posted by Lira Or is it, Vlad? http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/1...domy/index.html

yeah... they should've definitely used lube to make it more pleasurable for the d00d.

my bf and i tried anal a few months ago and I don't think we were doing it right

How could you do it wrong?

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Originally posted by Renzo How could you do it wrong?

roman candles, of course

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Originally posted by Ania_xox my bf and i tried anal a few months ago and I don't think we were doing it right

he is supposed to put it in your bum , not his.

LOL

ur a fucking idiot


edit: anyway
it was like 10 in the morning after Labour of Love and we were both fucked up so there was a lack of focus

plus i suck at pretending I'm enjoying something so everytime he asked how it was I just answered honestly that it felt like i was taking a crap

oh and we had no artificial lube just the real stuff... which (i think??) is not enough for anal??

best time to try anal with your gf is just before you know you're about to break up with her!

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Originally posted by elFreak he is supposed to put it in your bum , not his.

you're a scholar and a gentleman. i approve this message.

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Originally posted by fayraree best time to try anal with your gf is just before you know you're about to break up with her!

I would rather go for first date myself, well.....at least try.

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Originally posted by Acton I would rather go for first date myself, well.....at least try.

I hear ya, but then you'll have to be really gentle and tender about it. in the former, you can be rough and not feel bad about it!

you don't do anal only before you break up, because once is not enough.

you could try the pink sock though.

At the very least, he could at least spit in your asshole. The dick.

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Originally posted by fayraree best time to try anal with your gf is just before you know you're about to break up with her!

poor french girl

next time try putting egg and flour on his cock.

you seem to enjoy it on everything.

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Originally posted by Ania_xox my bf and i tried anal a few months ago and I don't think we were doing it right

Did you (i) use lube, (ii) stick it in steadily and (iii) was he rock hard?

If you don't use much lube, it will hurt. If you don't stick in slowly and firmly, it will probably hurt even more. And, if the guy is not 100% solid, his love probe will just swerve every time his "almost there".

LOL!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaahahahahhahahaaaaaaa
oh man
fuck you

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Originally posted by Lira Did you (i) use lube, (ii) stick it in steadily and (iii) was he rock hard? If you don't use much lube, it will hurt. If you don't stick in slowly and firmly, it will probably hurt even more. And, if the guy is not 100% solid, his love probe will just swerve every time his "almost there".

spoken like a true anal virgin who watches tons of anal pr0n.

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Originally posted by elFreak you don't do anal only before you break up, because once is not enough.

yeah, but that opens the door (pun intended) for future anal sex with no strings attached because she thinks ur such a badass (pun intended again).

Got a point though

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Originally posted by Lira Did you (i) use lube, (ii) stick it in steadily and (iii) was he rock hard? If you don't use much lube, it will hurt. If you don't stick in slowly and firmly, it will probably hurt even more. And, if the guy is not 100% solid, his love probe will just swerve every time his "almost there".

he's going to beat me if he reads me posting this kind of shit lol
anyway

Again we never use lube but I think in my fucked up state I told him to use some lotion that was on my dresser lol

I don't remember the velocity of the penor upon entry but I will tuck that away for a rainy day.

I've been considering giving it a shot again but I don't know if it's worth it. Regular sex is still dynamite with us.

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Originally posted by Ania_xox use some lotion that was on my dresser

lol rookie.

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