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Originally posted by fayraree spoken like a true anal virgin who watches tons of anal pr0n.

In anal pr0n, they shove it in hardcore, like a fire brigade trying to rescue a kitten in a fire

My knowledge certainly doesn't come from that

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Again we never use lube but I think in my fucked up state I told him to use some lotion that was on my dresser lol

lol. better than butter that one dude used

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Originally posted by denys envy lol rookie.

ya well at least I'm a schooled cowgirl in regular intercourse you rectum sniffer

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Again we never use lube but I think in my fucked up state I told him to use some lotion that was on my dresser lol

I've never tried anything but KY. Since anal sex is older than KY, I don't know, you could try using lotion or olive oil... but I wouldn't recommend doing that.

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Originally posted by Ania_xox I don't remember the velocity of the penor upon entry but I will tuck that away for a rainy day.

Well, I think you could tuck it in even if it came like a rocket, but it would probably feel like he's tearing your soul apart.

Tell him not to incorporate Peter North's soul until he's in

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Originally posted by Ania_xox I've been considering giving it a shot again but I don't know if it's worth it. Regular sex is still dynamite with us.

It definitely is. It's not a replacement to regular bonking, but a complement

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Originally posted by Lira I've never tried anything but KY. Since anal sex is older than KY, I don't know, you could try using lotion or olive oil... but I wouldn't recommend doing that.

I thought only water based lubricant is recommend? Mind you, I haven't done an0r yet...

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Originally posted by Lira it would probably feel like he's tearing your soul apart.

it disturbs me that you can comment on how it feels...wait...are you gay?

Huh? KY is a water based lubrificant, isn't it?

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Originally posted by fayraree it disturbs me that you can comment on how it feels...wait...are you gay?

Did you pay attention to the modal verb and the adverb? It was a guess

did someone say...velociraptor!!!

Lira's lexicon is fucking sexy
Delving deep into grammar and complex syntactical structures makes me wet

syntagmatic paradigms are my lube

good day.

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Originally posted by Lira Huh? KY is a water based lubrificant, isn't it?

yeah. you also said lotion and olive oil which def isn't water based

ania, i guess you know now to keep a ky bottle near your bed next time sketchy anal time comes

And "olive oil" was followed by the sentence "I wouldn't recommend doing that"

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Lira's lexicon is fucking sexy Delving deep into grammar and complex syntactical structures makes me wet syntagmatic paradigms are my lube good day.

I see you're into deep structures, huh?

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Originally posted by Yohan ania, i guess you know now to keep a ky bottle near your bed next time sketchy anal time comes

lol so cute how Johan thinks KY comes in bottles!

...and LMAO at Lira

it does come in bottles.

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Originally posted by Lira And "olive oil" was followed by the sentence "I wouldn't recommend doing that"

why not? it works, is natural, tastes good...just expect to throw out your sheets after. what do you think the greeks used in ancient times?

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Originally posted by elFreak it does come in bottles.

well the ones we get in Ontario are the triangular-type stand-up tubes:

this might be total noob talk but I don't see why this KY business is needed to transfer to anal if the bodily juices are flowin during penor-vagine seks (prior to the aforementioned hypothetical anal)

btw KY really sucks for anal...nothing like saliva. KY dries up really quickly; olive oil might be the way to go, but it might burn later (no idea).

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Originally posted by elFreak why not? it works, is natural, tastes good...just expect to throw out your sheets after. what do you think the greeks used in ancient times?

and then you've got a proper grease base all set for the egg and flour

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Originally posted by fayraree well the ones we get in Ontario are the triangular-type stand-up tubes:

it comes in more than one format.

that is jelly, there is liquid k-y too



the liquid is less messy and works better...it is also more comfy..just don't get the warming one...big nono for the butthole.

hmmm...gonna have to try the liquid out...

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Originally posted by fayraree btw KY really sucks for anal...nothing like saliva. KY dries up really quickly; olive oil might be the way to go, but it might burn later (no idea).

you don't have much experience do you?

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Originally posted by elFreak just don't get the warming one...big nono for the butthole.

i know, i tried that one and went back to the jelly, but it didn't last.

warming gel/liquid in the ass will lead to a pissed off woman.

vag only.

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Originally posted by elFreak warming gel/liquid in the ass will lead to a pissed off woman. vag only.

my ex didn't like the warming sensation KY stuff in her vag either. but honestly, I think spit is the way to go for anal, just gotta do the one/two/three finger thing with plenty of spit each time and then ease 'er in. LOL a colleague at work said the trick is for her to take a hot shower and then stick it up her pooper. Haven't tried that yet. LOL.

just stop fucking in the ass!

it's not natural

(aside from hot diarrhea) the arsehole does not produce wetness during penetration. Wetness is needed for successful sex and this means that a hole not producing such wetness should not be penetrated.

Fuck the ancient fucks who fucked eachother in the ass. Doesn't make it right.

I can't wait to have awesome normal sex on thursday when I come home.

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