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Re: Re: how DO u bed a gal?

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Originally posted by occrider Try to impress them with stories of the adversity you've overcome in life ... like that time you had a bout with crabs or genital warts, and how you pulled together the resolve get through those experiences. Works like a charm!

ROFL!!! Pure quality!

Interesting take.

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Originally posted by Agent_Orange81 Should I be punished if I am destined to be a player? I think not. It's not like we chose to be this way. We didn't start the game. We are just trying to finish it. Eventually, the game will be over and we will be able to carry out normal lives.

this is why I hate america, this is why I hate my peers.

GEN X: Sucking and Fucking to a Bass Beat

even if youre joking, there are numbnuts out there who think that shit is cool. Usually the same dumbasses with their fucking hats sideways whom I straighten hats for; and some times end up having to show them that yes, I do have the power to tell you how wear your hat..fags.

and everyone can die.

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Originally posted by Furel Be rich and/or powerfull. Like a president or something. Chicks dig that.

I'm rich and powerful, but where are all the girls??

eugene, i would shure like to bed the gal on your avatar.
peace,
-reZ

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Originally posted by WestCoastTrancin' eugene, i would shure like to bed the gal on your avatar.

who wouldn't

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Originally posted by Orbax this is why I hate america, this is why I hate my peers. GEN X: Sucking and Fucking to a Bass Beat even if youre joking, there are numbnuts out there who think that shit is cool. Usually the same dumbasses with their fucking hats sideways whom I straighten hats for; and some times end up having to show them that yes, I do have the power to tell you how wear your hat..fags. and everyone can die.

Well, I'm not one who wears his hat sideways. Even if I did and you tried to straighten it you would be in for a major conflict. I can wear my clothes how ever I want.

I'm not quite sure who you are calling a fag, either.

Some of y'all just have too much stored hostility. What's the deal?

HERE IS HOW TO GET LAID:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nightclub.shtml

1. Hit her wiz your klubb
2. Drag zher in zoo zee cave
3. Make zex!

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Originally posted by robstar 1. Hit her wiz your klubb 2. Drag zher in zoo zee cave 3. Make zex!

LOL

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Originally posted by B-Good Step 3: TELL THEM YOUR A DJ ! (gets em everytime)

ok.....what if the girl's a nu-metal fan???? u think it'll still help?

btw, nice joke

Win on the Lotto...

a good follow up thread to this one would b "how DO u get a gal Out of ur bed?"
That age old question of making ur get away after sex. j/k
*puts flame retardent suit on*

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Originally posted by igottaknow a good follow up thread to this one would b "how DO u get a gal Out of ur bed?" That age old question of making ur get away after sex. j/k *puts flame retardent suit on*

or to stop calling you cause they think it means you want to date them. (this applies to men too)

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Originally posted by Belgian Bonzai 'k Verstoant; julder e heweune hin vlams gen. ja, 'k gon eker e stutte gon br�en. Flemish & Dutch are fundamentally the same language, but they don't have a clue if we talk in dialect

Indeed, I didn't have a clue

The first two words, I can imagine what they mean, but after that..

Still, to get back to the girl thing, it makes girls sound pretty cool when they talk Flemish.. That's about the only reason I visit Belgium sometimes

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Originally posted by Agent_Orange81 Even if I did and you tried to straighten it you would be in for a major conflict. I can wear my clothes how ever I want.

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end up having to show them that yes, I do have the power to tell you how wear your hat

the hostility was directed towards annoying little asses in general, not neccessarily you, unless you fit the profile.

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Originally posted by DJ RozzeR first of all you need to sort your hygeine out , e.g body odour / spots hair , etc, then you need some swede clothing prob some Custo or cool clothing like this , then you need some hair gel and some aftershave, then some cash then hit a pub or posh bar, and go and talk to some fine ladies, 9 times outta ten they no you wanna fuk them , as if you just went over for a chat anyways lots of girls dont wanna pull esp if its the begginging of the night or if there in a big group, as they dont want lads with them all night , women are complex hunnys, its good to get a few smiles going first then if she smiles back your in, i wouldn't get to desperate the right one will come. if your gaggin just go and buy a hoe !

Does everyone in the north of England write this way????

LOL

Just checked the other thread by undertenseconds (the one that got closed), and I noticed a trend, he'd post at the most twice throughout his thread, lol.

As for 'How to bed a gal', do it under ten seconds, and she wont be impressed

who askes questions like this ..u r pathetic

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf Does everyone in the north of England write this way????

Cock off!

I personally just be my dorky self at everyday, and girls just seem to want to sleep with me for some reason. I've been totally loyal to my gf since we started going out 7 months ago, but those two weeks I was single before I hooked up with her, I slept with five girls. Don't ask me how.

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Originally posted by Christopher B ...but those two weeks I was single before I hooked up with her, I slept with five girls. Don't ask me how.

how?

Yeah Chris, I don't doubt you, but HOW?
~~Paula~~

Porn + Meth = no need for woman

i used to try and get laid and stuff but then i discovered how much fuckin time i wasted on it and opted for music, meth and porn..lets just say im still a happy man ;p and if i wanna get laid...hell ill just go get me a hooker but remember USE A CONDOM WITH A HOOKER! who knows where the hell they'v been..

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