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the only time this channel have a long convo is when i come in her
here
lol
lmfao
ROFL!!!!!!!

man to be honest its all about 2 things trance and tatas tatas? hahah deleon tatas in usa are ( . ) ( . ) Dominik,you just made Mizz's day tittis? yes u really did



Umm, I'm talking about the D:Fuse set that will broadcadst tonight on the global dj broadcast. is TigerClaw a bot? [22:06] nope [22:06] oh [22:07] sorry lol


alex come to airport and i bring speaker and VANDIT SIGN AND I PUT NU NRG ON!


em's are two hours right? I think so usually around 120 minutes I think
( he's so smart )

jdat are u female ;p yes I'm a female are you hot? pic? I think she's ignoring me I'm not sending you a pic how come? ... am I some internet stalker? yes fair enough problem is, I don't know where u live :\


tigers the only gay one here :/ * TigerClaw (mcintado@=pohqbc-53-759-58.mia.bellsouth.net) has joined #tranceaddict LOL hes such a twat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA oh shit lol AHAHAHHAHAHAA speak of it AHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAA ROFL
( at the time I guess aplz was still straight or maybe he was lying then )

god damn dj, i just came from our local club, ask him if he can play "running up the hill" and he nodded what did he play? SANDSTORM? Run Dee Em See (sounds like running up the hill actually)

ahahahahahahaha!!!!


***EDIT: * @jdat sticks his large trout up whiskers 's arse

WTFFFFFFFFF?????

indy do u know swampers last name
you got del
no i don't
monte
del monte
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
rotflllllllllllll
like the pinapple drink
lol
DEL MONTE
HA HA
that's right
pWAAHHAHAHAhahha
really?
for reals?
jdat is my whore
no
my last name is corschuficlzaitizi
its not indy. he started life on the orange patches
um, what nationality is that? :P
with a straw hat
venaswalian
haha

and the classic "swamper's rendezvous with feedback" series:

<@Swamper> Subject: Comment / Suggestion
<@Swamper> Your_Comment_Field: hey guys,
<@Swamper> i was just wondering that you guys are listening to that kind of music. and i have respect finding out that you like my track "paradise" which was produced by myself far away in switzerland.
<@Swamper> maybe, once i get the possibility to come down and play my music on the desks. hope you will like my new track as well which will be out soon.
<@Swamper> big respect to you all,
<@Swamper> kind regards dj merly dee



<@Swamper> Your_Comment_Field: Dude this site is sweet as fuck - i am addicted to trance and shit... i wish i was more out going and the clubbing sort of person.. but i think i have social anxiety (being shy.. nervous) so it sucks....... anyways nice site do you use yahoo bro ? also all the mp3 downloads on this site have been put on kazaa as im sure your aware .... peace

<@jdat> night my lil drew
<@jdat> take care of yourself
jdat
<@jdat> have some sweet lil dreams
sometimes i wish you were a girl
<@jdat> awww
<@jdat> why ? :"'(
otherwise you're too scary
lol
<@jdat> AHHAHAHA
disturbing
* You were kicked by jdat (FUCK YOU)

Re: Re: Funny quotes on IRC!

quote:

Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Since thats just about the most unfunniest thing ive ever read, i'll post a couple of my favs from bashyp00z! I guess if ur not familiar with IRC some mite not make sense tho.. Most hav probs seen them but for those who havnt, these are my favs: It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest... One of these...has a future. LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak? *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m what the fuck is wtf LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed. is it modded? I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you. * dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts * dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha Oh shit. 67% of girls are stupid i belong with the other 13% I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals. oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;'''' sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard. yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......! he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph kritical: um no... matts: um yes my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph and the funniest one ever! t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right

Quite possibly teh funniest post ever.

The webchat #tranceaddict quotes aren't funny at all.

gay vandit activities:

aplz
that omelet was so good
like sex
:O
heh
make me on
e
;[
* whiskers_OMELETS is now known as whiskers-OMELET`ed

only when we move in together
kk

whens that?
i'll cook us a big pasta dinner too

mmm pasta...

quote:

Originally posted by whiskers gay vandit activities: aplz that omelet was so good like sex :O heh make me on e ;[ * whiskers_OMELETS is now known as whiskers-OMELET`ed only when we move in together kk whens that? i'll cook us a big pasta dinner too mmm pasta...

I swear aplz has bf's everywhere ... used to be serious with makou then he mingled with me a bit and now it's whiskers

so jealous

[22:08] * Now talking in #tgx
[22:18] * t-sta slaps |deekay| around a bit with a large trout
[22:24] jdat?!?!?!?
[22:24] wtffffff
[22:26] * jdat slaps aplz around a bit with a PHat crobar
[22:28] * t-sta slaps jdat around a bit with a large trout
[22:28] * t-sta slaps aplz around a bit with a large trout
[22:29] aplz arent you a mod on the tranceaddict forum or something?
[22:32] no hes a gay on dc++
[22:35] he's not a mod at all
[22:35] he's gonna get his ass banned for making such a fool out of himself
[22:35]
[22:37] oh.
................................................
[23:07] aplz arent you a mod on the tranceaddict forum or something?
[23:07] nah
[23:07] TA is for fags
[23:07] oh
[23:08] im just another scene promo h00r
[23:08] =]
[23:08] sure.
[23:09] where do i know you from... :/
[23:34] TA is for fags LOL
[23:34] you are such a fake
[23:34] you post on there all the time
[23:34] and you call TA ****** land
[23:34] rofl
[23:42] he also calls himself a promo whore
[23:50] i post there
[23:50] for the fucking hell of it
[23:50] :P

random ukta conversations are 1000x better than them

for example

[22:58] brb finding nemo
[22:58] * Wicked^Neo has found nemo and threw him back as he was a tiddler
[22:59] u call your penis nemo ?
[22:59] lmao
[22:59] * DJ_Mikey_Mike found nemo and killed him in front of all the little kiddies
[22:59] lol
[22:59] no ian
[22:59] i call u a penis
[22:59] :P
[22:59] thanks simon
[22:59] yw mate


[23:02] omfg
[23:02] it will be insane



During Name Swapping

[23:30] * torontotranceaddict_like_Andy is now known as TTA
[23:31] im gay
[23:31] suck my cock
[23:31] while i analise your dad


[23:32] I PUT A SPELL ON YOU
[23:32] COS YOU'RE MIIIIIIIIIIINE


[23:51] * TTA-TEAM is now known as SwampThang
[23:51] cuz someone stole my cd's
[23:51] and i fired everyone
[23:51] Hi, I run a music site, which fronts for a pimping ring, are you 18-29 with size C natural Breasts.... contact me now
[23:52] ROFL!
[23:52] * SwampThang is now known as TTA-TEAM


23:59] * Wundervall-Wunderbar is now known as JesusII-TheRevenge
[23:59] * JesusII-TheRevenge leads Eleni Astray
[23:59] hiyas!
[00:00] * JesusII-TheRevenge fluggles leeann
[00:00] Hi, I'm like god, but uncircumsized
[00:00] nasty
[00:01] i like my men crircumsized thank you very much
[00:01] lol topic material
[00:01] * TTA is now known as leeanns_eviltwin
[00:01] ive been sliced hunny
[00:01] * Angelblue is now known as andys_eviltwin
[00:01] omg
[00:01] * DeComp is now known as UNCIRCUMSIZED
[00:01] * JesusII-TheRevenge is now known as Palivar
[00:01] hahaqhhaha
[00:01] hello
[00:01] fly my pretties, fly

[00:10] * AngelUncut is now known as Elenis12Incher
[00:11] wowzer
[00:11] lol
[00:11] i got one that big?
[00:11] I am Elenis 12 inches of pleasure
[00:11] her kai vinyl
[00:11] lol
[00:11] u have a dildo ?
[00:11]
[00:11] lololol
[00:11] no but i have kai
[00:11] and he is framed
[00:11] finally
[00:11] * Elenis12Incher huggles the randy eleni
[00:11] lol

[01:56] * Mako has joined #ukta
[01:56] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Mako
[01:57] blah blah fucking prick blah blah

they arent funny ian

quote:

Originally posted by InAcoma they arent funny ian

This one was IMO:

quote:

[23:32] I PUT A SPELL ON YOU [23:32] COS YOU'RE MIIIIIIIIIIINE

*pictures Neo doing a Screamin Jay Hawkins-impression in front of the mirror*

lewl

*kicked by @chanop
who the fuck is chanop?
if i find out who chanop is he's fucked

or something like that

Heres one:

(@Nige|) hah me to because of transcend ive had 7 hours sleep since thurs night !
(+Bilange|Anti-OMG) O.O
(+Bilange|Anti-OMG) omg
(+Bilange|Anti-OMG) whoops!
(@Nige|) fkin right m8 lol
(+jesteraver) hahaha
(@Nige|) lol

indyircjunkie had sticky Shift button - wrote 214 lines in CAPS.
Sample: [19:24] <@indyircjunkie> TOUFAS
18:45] * @indyircjunkie BOUNCES WITH MICHI
*indyircjunkie STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!! DREWWW!!!!!!!! I KEELLLLLLLL

**********************************************************************

[14:43] <@AlexDJ> ILOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NUNRG TRACKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[14:43] * AlexDJ was kicked by jdat (jdat)
lol
that reminds me of timmy from south park
"timmy"
timmy, how're you doing?
WTF
"timmy!!!"
LISTEN TO ME!
lets call
alex
timmy for now on
rofl
lol
*********************************************************************

ThomasDatt gave most ops - actually 3 of them.
indyircjunkie behaved badly and got deopped 9 times.
calm FRA BRO
indyircjunkie knew those right words and said "lol" for 422 times.
lol yes
**********************************************************************
Conversation killer award goes to whiskers whose final comment caused 8 conversations to end suddenly.
Following sample line ended 9-minute conversation and was followed by 65 minutes of silence: [19:22] you girl

heeeeee
LOL
ahahhahaah

Playing with my IRC-bot:

[22:45] <@nekholm> !eightball will nina give me a french kiss tomorrow?
[22:45] <@nekholm|bot> What???????? Whoever asks: will nina give me a french kiss tomorrow? , must be crazy.
[22:45] <@nekholm> fuck you bot!
[22:45] <@nekholm> !deop nekholm|bot
[22:45] nekholm|bot sets mode: -o nekholm|bot
[22:45] <@nekholm> i will ask again, and if you don't give me a good answer, i WILL kick you >:(
[22:45] <@nekholm> !eightball will nina give me a french kiss tomorrow?
[22:46] What???????? Whoever asks: will nina give me a french kiss tomorrow? , must be crazy.
[22:46] <@nekholm> ffs!
[22:46] <@nekholm> one more time..
[22:46] <@nekholm> !eightball will nina give me a french kiss tomorrow?
[22:46] Yes, nekholm.
[22:46] <@nekholm> see that's more like it :)
[22:47] <@nekholm> !op nekholm|bot
[22:47] nekholm sets mode: +o nekholm|bot

^_^

so uhh, what is irc?

IRC = I'm Really Cool

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