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mr hamster guy needs to learn how to use compression, EQing, panning, etc...
and he needs to use better samples because his samples suck ass
and for the zombie nation song, there is way too much delay and reverb on the main synth which makes the whole mix too muddy...
other than that... OMG AWESOME TUNE!! 
the toasted cheese mix took about 4 mins using basic fruity 30sc with default samples, it's not 'meant' to be like that 
You gotta love the hamster... 
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| Originally posted by TrancE OasiS You gotta love the hamster... |
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| Originally posted by PaRaNoIk0 Rodent Records has picked it |
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| Originally posted by joeh152 http://www.rodentrecords.tk |
Steve Hamster is my hero. Without him, my life would be nothing. He is my infinite source of inspiration and motivation. This fine young man has given me so much joy through the years. He is truly outstanding. A true hero of modern society.
I love him so much, I have dedicated this beautiful poem to them:
Every day, whether we realize it or not,
we choose one of two stars to guide us,
a star as ephemeral as our life,
a star water can wash away. One star
is made of packed sugar, the other
of packed salt. Water melts both.
If we choose the star of sugar
we will follow all the sweet things
of the earth, the candied surfaces
that glisten, reflecting a honied light.
If salt, we will go the way of the seas�
restless, tossing broken dolls
and the timbers of drowned ships
onto everyone's shore.
The way of salt
is the way of sorrow and loss,
for salt seeds every tear
before it blossoms, just as death
seeds every birth. Salt is the pillar
erected to those who have looked
when they were warned not to.
At night the star illuminates our sleep,
yet before dawn it is washed away,
so that every morning we must choose again.
The poor choose the star of salt.
They break it into pieces, grind it up,
and eat it with their rough bread.
Salt is the only star in their heaven.
It is no choice at all. Invariably
the rich choose the star of sugar.
Under its light they build roads
that pass the shanties of the poor
and lead to gingerbread mansions.
I choose the star of salt. I follow it
into grocery stores and factories.
The cashiers and barbers watch me,
and the steelworkers and foreign pickers
bent over shovels or rows of lettuce.
They are silent, brooding, distrustful.
Every morning I choose their star
because it is my star also,
because it is the rich man's star,
although he doesn't know it, not yet.
Every morning I choose this star
because the salt grains hiss
on the shore as the sea washes up
the ground bones of the starless dead.
For those who aren't into poetry;
The salt is a metaphor for the cycle of the beautifully composed Electronic Dance Music at it's best. The essence of salt and the way it plays an important part of our everyday lives, can be compared to the importance of everything being checked to absolute perfection all around, the only way of getting the complete experience, and enjoying it as the finest piece of art. Life is beautiful.
It should also be mentioned that the ocean and the sky, in the poem, is an indirect reference to the masterful synthwork, it not only symbolises it wonderfully, it also bears the hidden message of how everything within the synth must be tweaked and perfected to the last minute to gaurentee maximum satisfaction for everyone to enjoy.
"Every morning I choose their star
because it is my star also,"
...is a beautiful reference to the rough MP3 "sharing" situation today, and a superb expression of reversed psychology. Because, we know that, no matter how much we want Steve to act human, and share his art with us, he can not do it, for he can not let his art leave the be insulted by some would be cool guy encoding it into an mp3 and spreading it around the net with a complete lack of any payment for giving the world such beautiful music. We can just try to forget, and realize that, this is how life is meant to be. He is a GOD, and we are not! He is a HERO. The source of insight.
Steve Hamster - the greatest hero of my life. I will always worship him. He is not human, he is so much more. Words can not describe my passion. I know many people feel the same.
Respect to Steve.
HAHAHAHAA
oh my god
BEST SITE EVER
damn. That Zombie Nation remix owns. great use of quotes.
Who's going to make an official steve hamster page???? i can host it.
u are all steve nerdsters.
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| Originally posted by reso u are all steve nerdsters. |
Steve Hamster Live Chat: 01/08/2003
Joe says:
are you actually a hamster?
Steve Hamster says:
my mother was a hamster, does that answer your question?
Steve Hamster says:
I am not a mongrel shitface
Joe says:
are you hamster or man sized?
Steve Hamster says:
I am the size of a small cow
Joe says:
mako also wishes to know if you really like brie on toast
Steve Hamster says:
It doesnt agree with my system.
Steve Hamster says:
I had terrible shits last time i ate brie
[03:22:58]
Joe says:
Mako wishes to know certain details on your sex life.
Steve Hamster says:
On one occasion i had babies with a fellow hamster - but she ate them so im a bit scared of making anymore
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| Originally posted by joeh152 Steve Hamster Live Chat: 01/08/2003 Joe says: are you actually a hamster? Steve Hamster says: my mother was a hamster, does that answer your question? Steve Hamster says: I am not a mongrel shitface Joe says: are you hamster or man sized? Steve Hamster says: I am the size of a small cow Joe says: mako also wishes to know if you really like brie on toast Steve Hamster says: It doesnt agree with my system. Steve Hamster says: I had terrible shits last time i ate brie [03:22:58] Joe says: Mako wishes to know certain details on your sex life. Steve Hamster says: On one occasion i had babies with a fellow hamster - but she ate them so im a bit scared of making anymore |
rofl
and brie on toast rules.
Who is Steve Hamster if I may ask?
omfg this is one of the most hilarious threads I've ever seen...
The Punk remix made me almost die, but the Kernkraft remix sent me straight to heaven.
I was with stevie when he was a bedroom dj...
since he turned all pro he doesnt fuck me anymore 
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| Originally posted by InAcoma I was with stevie when he was a bedroom dj... since he turned all pro he doesnt fuck me anymore |
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| Originally posted by Ian^ that can be arranged |
Muahahahahaha Awesome shit !
It is my sad duty to report that steve hamster has died after a freak exercise wheel accident.
Police have said that the causes of death are 'supicious'. DJ Tiesto, who last week said that Steve Hamster's total 1337ness has put him to shame, was seen running from the scene.
An arrest warrent has been issued for Tiesto, for crimes against ears - and the lesser charge of murder.
A track has been made in dedication to his life:
http://www.btinternet.com/~joe.heaney/funeral.mp3
this is soo cool..
hopefully i can get a girlfriend now.
I have no shame in admitting the Funeral track brought a tear to my eye.
Oh my god, this is the saddest day of my life. So much that I've dedicated this beautiful poem to him.
The Lord saw you getting tired
And a cure was not to be,
So He put his arms around you
And whispered, "Come with me."
With tearful eyes, we watched you suffer
And saw you fade away,
Although we loved you dearly,
We could not make you stay.
A golden heart stopped beating,
A beautiful smile at rest,
God broke our hearts to prove
He only takes the best.
It's lonesome here without you
We miss you so each day,
Our lives aren't the same
Since you went away.
When days are sad and lonely,
And everything goes wrong,
We seem to hear you whisper,
"Cheer up and carry on."
Each time we see your picture,
You seem to smile and say,
" Don't cry, I'm in God's keeping,
We'll meet again someday."
nice sig s2k, u actually made a sig for this. damn dude u got nothing else beter to do lol. whack off
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