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Posted by Philby on Dec-22-2003 08:00:

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Originally posted by webmeister
Barney: My name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?

hahaha lol

"to start computer press any key. wheres the any key????"

thats all i can remember atm, and only because it was on 30 mins ago hehe
haha what a thread

Posted by Hyperdimension on Dec-22-2003 11:01:

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Originally posted by Hyperdimension
One of the greatest episodes is when Ned Flanders goes insane. His and only his house is smashed to the ground after a storm. The Springfield community rebuilds a new house for him, which he is grateful for, but upon inspection he soon realises the workmanship is not up to an acceptable standard. Once they've finished showing him around the new house, it falls down. At this stage he's had enough and starts making som hilarious insults to a few of the people.

Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.

Ned drives himself to a psychiatric institution. Homer visits and is asked to say a few things so that the psychiatrists can examine Ned's reaction. This is just brilliant :

Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.
Ned: Well howdy, Homer! Ooh, thanks for dropping by!
Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
Ned: Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. Ooh! Thanks for dropping by!
Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh?

They showed this one at 8:00pm today! There are so many other funny things in this one, e.g:

We get to see how Flanders' funky beatnik parents who don't believe in discipline ask the psychiatrist to somehow treat their naughty child Ned. They are a laugh!

We also get to see how the long-term experimental therapy fixed Ned up but affected his speech - it made him add gibberish ("diddly iddly") to his spoken sentences.

One of the insults that Ned made when he lost his cool was to Moe:

Ned: You are an ugly, hate-filled man.
Moe: Hey I may be ugly and hate-filled but... what was the last thing you said?

That part when Homer reads out those statements of increasing levels of antagonism to Ned is still superb.

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