What Do Men Want For Christmas???

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Posted by MERTON on Dec-04-2003 16:40:

get him a vida poster. i like this one

http://vidasworld.com/store1.htm

Posted by Mebot on Dec-04-2003 16:47:

so i can play some "hoops" on the street, "school" some "peeps" and "hang" with the "big dogs"

and some

for my sore throat

Posted by DigiNut on Dec-04-2003 16:48:

quote:
Originally posted by MERTON
get him a vida poster. i like this one

http://vidasworld.com/store1.htm

If the guy's getting regular sex, do you really think he needs popstar posters?

Posted by DaveSZ on Dec-04-2003 16:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot

so i can play some "hoops" on the street, "school" some "peeps" and "hang" with the "big dogs"

and some

for my sore throat

He'll be the coolest kid on the playground with those babies!

Stop saying "sex," because she already said that's implied!

Posted by MERTON on Dec-04-2003 16:50:

a poster never hurts my boy! never hurts!

Posted by DigiNut on Dec-04-2003 17:00:

quote:
Originally posted by MERTON
a poster never hurts my boy! never hurts!

No, MERTON, I would not want my girlfriend buying me limpcore pornography in poster form of models and pop stars.

See the difference is, you're thinking of what you're going to want when you're lonely, desperate, and wanking to semi-censored pictures and eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because you're not old enough yet to download the "good stuff" where you can actually see her privates. When someone's actually getting action, they probably have better things to think about.

Figure it this way - they've just fucked each other's brains out and are ready to spoon each other to sleep. She says, "I bought you a __________"

What would YOU want the blank to be filled in with? New car? New mixer? Turntable and a box of records? Or a fucking poster of Vida Guerra?

Besides, why would a girl buy posters of other women for her man... that's moronic, would you buy your g/f (I know, I just made a big assumption there) posters of Ricky Martin and Brad Pitt? I didn't think so.

Posted by MERTON on Dec-04-2003 17:06:

IT'S ONLY $10!it's jsut an add on gift you grumpy old fart! sheesh! i already displayed my wish list! it was all audio and a joking pick of karen mcdougal. lighten up!!!

Posted by Floorfiller on Dec-04-2003 17:18:

quote:
Originally posted by conk
Gadgets or sex (preferably both)

Gadgets FOR sex grrrr....

get yourself some longerie...and call it his gift...its a win win situation...

Posted by DaveSZ on Dec-04-2003 17:30:

Posted by Sand Leaper on Dec-04-2003 17:32:

quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
No, MERTON, I would not want my girlfriend buying me limpcore pornography in poster form of models and pop stars.

See the difference is, you're thinking of what you're going to want when you're lonely, desperate, and wanking to semi-censored pictures and eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because you're not old enough yet to download the "good stuff" where you can actually see her privates. When someone's actually getting action, they probably have better things to think about.

Figure it this way - they've just fucked each other's brains out and are ready to spoon each other to sleep. She says, "I bought you a __________"

What would YOU want the blank to be filled in with? New car? New mixer? Turntable and a box of records? Or a fucking poster of Vida Guerra?

Besides, why would a girl buy posters of other women for her man... that's moronic, would you buy your g/f (I know, I just made a big assumption there) posters of Ricky Martin and Brad Pitt? I didn't think so.

Looks like someone's having a bad day...

Posted by MERTON on Dec-04-2003 17:34:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz

is that a spike of one o them hitler army hats?

Posted by malek on Dec-04-2003 18:11:

a threesome

Posted by squirrelly on Dec-04-2003 19:58:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz

HHAHAHAHHAHAA That's one of the funniest things I've seen all day.

Posted by Ibiza Dreams on Dec-05-2003 11:29:

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