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hi can i buy you a drink!
and all you have to do is just be yourself =)
thats the easiet pickup line ever...and you get the opportunity to holla at her and see where her head is at!
I don't understand why Vivid and Punisher were censured by Neo...their posts seemed harmless enough. Unless they were edited before I read them.
Wildfir3's Avatar just gave me epilepsy 
brrrrrr aaaaaaaa 
IN THE CLUBS...
WHAT'S YOUR INTEREST? WHO ARE YOU WITH? WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? LET'S MEET IN FRONT OF THE DOOR AT 2. IS THAT KOO? KOOO....
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| Originally posted by Ben_Diesel Um....can you help me? I seemed to have had too much to drink tonight and I don't want to wreck my Lamborghini...can you give me a lift home? Then again....get in the booth and start spinnin' and you don't need any pick up lines.  |
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy ill buy a half gram right now and u can snort it only ctach is u have to snort it off my dick |
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| Originally posted by smokeape HHAHAHHAHAA!!! Another classic VividBoy by god! [[[smoke]]] |
-If I could re-write the alphabet I would put U and I together.
-Was your dad a thief? Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. (got that from my comp. sci teacher)
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| Originally posted by kid nyce hi can i buy you a drink! and all you have to do is just be yourself =) thats the easiet pickup line ever...and you get the opportunity to holla at her and see where her head is at! |
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy NEVER EVER EVER BUY A DRINK IN A CLUB! seen it ha[ppen one too many timesa before..guy asks to buy the girl a drtink, guy pays, guy turns around to talk girl leaves with drink. ill admit i have been a sucker too for this..i got suckered for my drink she took off after i paid...so later in the night i walked by her and went up to her and was like "hey u want to go for another drink?" she was like "sure!" so we went to get the drinks bartender brings the drink i turn to her grab my drink and im like "Hey thanks you got this one" and took off |
If we were both squirrels, I'd bust you a nut.
I usually just say "No runnin' by the pool ladies, no lifeguard on duty"
makes em stop and ask what the hell youre talking about.
^BUMP
1) First, point at the girl, and do the "come here" motion with your finger until she walks over to you. Then say "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would come." OR "Look, I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with two!"
2) Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
3) When do you get off, and how?
4) Is there a keg in your pants? Because I'd tap that.
5) Oh how I wish you were like my bowling ball. (she should look confused, and then say..) So you could be fingered three times, wind up in the gutter, but keep coming back for more.
i have a small dick so when i fuck you in the ass you won't bleed much...
Look! A UFO! *grab her tit*
I don't know. I'm babbling
�Hi. My two favorite things in the world are commitment and changing my lifestyle for a woman.�
Hey baby, I got a ball of twine, two pounds of bacon greese and a rhesus monkey...... interested?
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| Originally posted by occrider �Hi. My two favorite things in the world are commitment and changing my lifestyle for a woman.� |
if i flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
you approach a girl and tell her
"my friend over there wants to know if you think i'm cute"
Listen, I'll make you a deal.... if you suck my cock, I'll fuck you.
hey moral,
floorfiller wants to know if u think i'm hot.
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| Originally posted by Moral Hazard That's great! |
i just keep it simple...
"touch my butt"
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| Originally posted by Slylee hey moral, floorfiller wants to know if u think i'm hot. |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller i just keep it simple... "touch my butt" |
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