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It's personal till i get fed up with shit, like i said it's not the first time that john has given me a verbal lashing over something so retarded.
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fr0st is out... 1 down 5 to go  |
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| Originally posted by sandstorm03 Two lawyers had been marooned on a desert island for almost a year after their ship had sunk during a terrible storm. One day while walking along the beach, the two lawyers find a beautiful unconscious woman washed up on the shore. The first lawyer asks the second lawyer, "Think we should screw her?", and the second lawyer replies, "Outta what?" ---- A Rabbi, a Protestant minister and a Catholic Priest were taking a party of kids on a cruise. Suddenly the ship hit a rock and began to sink. The Rabbi cried out: "Quick! The kids!" "Fuck the kids!" said the minister, heading out. "Do you think we have time?" said the priest. ---- Once upon a time, there was a mother who was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said,"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, 'cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went in and told her son "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue,"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen." ----- a little 8 year old got a new bike for christmas and decided to go for a ride. while out a cop stops him... Cop: did you get that bike for christmas? KID: yeah!! COP: did santa get for you? KID: yeah santa got it for me!! COP: well i'm gonna have to give you a ticket, next time santa gives you a bike tell him i has to have a reflector on it. this upset the kid because he had no way to pay the ticket. KID: did you get that horse for christmas? COP (decided to play along) : yes. KID: did santa get it for you? COP: yes he did. KID: WELL TELL SANTA NEXT TIME THE DICK GOES UNDER THE HORSE NOT ON TOP OF IT!! ---- One day in Mrs. Fenley's class it was time to go home. She said "Class, if you answer these three questions you may leave." She wrote all three questions on the board. First who said this, "I have a dream". Little Susie raised her hand and said Martin Luther King Jr. Mrs. Fenley said, "that is correct. Next who wrote "Four score and seven years ago". Little Jill raised her hand and said that was Abraham Lincoln. Mrs. Fenley said that's correct. Now you have one more question to go. Last, who wrote "The Constitution". Little Molly raised her hand and said Thomas Jefferson. The teacher said that's right. Right then the teacher turned around to the black board and little Billy said "I wish those Bit**es would keep their mouth shut". Then Mrs. Fenley turned to the class and said "who said that?" Little Billy raised his hand and said BILL CLINTON. ----- A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavor candies and told the kids to close their eyes and taste each flavor. The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavors, they were all stumped. "I'll give you a hint," said the teacher, "It's something your mommy and daddy probably call each other all the time." Instantly one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick, spit them out - they're assholes!" |
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| Originally posted by djozzman1 holy shit...har har har har your so funny... this is what im talking about NYTA's dont know how or when to be serious...arent you all a community of friends...the majority of you are weird by association...but its people like sandstorm that piss me off the most...in the middle of a thread where everyones fighting he tries to be the comic relief...what happens when idiots do that, they get flamed! |
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| Originally posted by djozzman1 holy shit...har har har har your so funny... this is what im talking about NYTA's dont know how or when to be serious...arent you all a community of friends...the majority of you are weird by association...but its people like sandstorm that piss me off the most...in the middle of a thread where everyones fighting he tries to be the comic relief...what happens when idiots do that, they get flamed! |
...ok see i let you slide bliss on the last thread...im not trying to teach people how to be...im merely trying to piss people off...and holy jesus look what im doing im "WINNARING", lets be real here, you cannot possibly tell me that you like when someone says "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG..." or whatever the fuck they say, im saying this subforum used to be cool...now look...i come here for posts and reviews for events...not to see someone say OMG 90 million times a dj is coming...and on a further note HOW MANY FUCKING SUMMERSTAGE THREADS DO YOU FUCKING PEOPLE NEED TO SAY HOW EXCITED YOU ARE...HOP OFF PVD
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 exactly WHY do you post on tranceaddict again? if you hate all of us, then its REALLY not that hard to not come on here. get a clue. |
man, sure it's annoying sometimes but hey, we all have our passions. typing somethin on a harmless forum is a fine way to let it out. and we make friends here by letting people share in our passions... and there's plenty of info also, and good forums right beside this one such as party review and amateur producer, music discussion, etc...
i don't think you're gonna stop any of the stuff you hate by pissing people off... you're just gonna freakin piss people off and help break friendships like you've helped with one in this thread. man if you think it's silly, don't be our savior, just leave us alone...
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| Originally posted by Miss Bliss man, sure it's annoying sometimes but hey, we all have our passions. typing somethin on a harmless forum is a fine way to let it out. and we make friends here by letting people share in our passions... and there's plenty of info also, and good forums right beside this one such as party review and amateur producer, music discussion, etc... i don't think you're gonna stop any of the stuff you hate by pissing people off... you're just gonna freakin piss people off and help break friendships like you've helped with one in this thread. man if you think it's silly, don't be our savior, just leave us alone... |
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| Originally posted by djozzman1 im merely trying to piss people off... |
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| Originally posted by NYrolla Yes leave them alone let them all be dumb annoying TAs |
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| Originally posted by Miss Bliss lol oh how i wish i could rip your nuts off *sweet smile* |
wow your a loser
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| Originally posted by Miss Bliss man, sure it's annoying sometimes but hey, we all have our passions. typing somethin on a harmless forum is a fine way to let it out. and we make friends here by letting people share in our passions... and there's plenty of info also, and good forums right beside this one such as party review and amateur producer, music discussion, etc... i don't think you're gonna stop any of the stuff you hate by pissing people off... you're just gonna freakin piss people off and help break friendships like you've helped with one in this thread. man if you think it's silly, don't be our savior, just leave us alone... |
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 ah, now we see your purpose in life... |
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| Originally posted by djozzman1 not trying to be their savior..and the other sub forums are great i dont see the reason to blow things out of proportion tho, so the joke thread was killed...did i mean to make fr0st quit, no, i just merely wanted to stop a bad thread...simple =) |
ya'll got mad problems
hahaha... i know rite?... jesus fook
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| Originally posted by fr0st ohwell im done defending myself and these forums I try to bring some light and humour to these forums. Instead this is the response I get my days on TA are numbered I suppose I guess all good things must come to a end... Maybe im the dumb one I just cant comprehend why someone would bother to criticize someone for being excited over a idol of theirs. Or for what music they like.. Or even for trying to make a joke thread... Ohwell I guess im dumb... You win...good luck with being a lawyer and all... |
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???"
Yes'am they is all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."
"This one's my oldest--he is Leroy."
"OK, and who's next?"
"Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues.
One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy !
"All right...," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are
they ALL named Leroy?"
Their Mumma replied, "Well, yes--it make it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yells, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.'
An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell
'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin'them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come and not the whole bunch?"
"Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I calls them by they last
names!"
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