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| Originally posted by Floorfiller another thing you have to do is (if there is audio capabilities)...you have to get her to yell out: praise.....the....loooord... at her climax hehehe i suppose you could say it too if you want hehehe...but somebody needs to just for comic appeal  |
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] i was thinking of getting her to say' sausage me sausage me, you frankfurter wielding maniac' |
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] i was thinking of getting her to say' sausage me sausage me, you frankfurter wielding maniac' |
ROFL, falling in love with this thread.
However, if you forgive me for being realistic for a second: As much as I'd love it to happen I'm afraid it won't 
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| Originally posted by Mr. Pink If he said praise the lord, she might get frightened and run off with the condom still latched inside of her. but....that'd be funny too |
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| Originally posted by TranceGiant ROFL, falling in love with this thread. However, if you forgive me for being realistic for a second: As much as I'd love it to happen I'm afraid it won't |
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| Originally posted by TranceGiant ROFL, falling in love with this thread. However, if you forgive me for being realistic for a second: As much as I'd love it to happen I'm afraid it won't |
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| Originally posted by TranceGiant ROFL, falling in love with this thread. However, if you forgive me for being realistic for a second: As much as I'd love it to happen I'm afraid it won't |
or Jay you could start out with a sock puppet interview with the chick...you have to incorporate a sock puppet interview
preferably one that looks like lambchop...
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| Originally posted by Lira No, no, no! Good thoughts, good thoughts, good thoughts! |
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| Originally posted by Mebot lmao well go ahead and see if you can get a stream going right now, just to make sure we can all see and if it works. i dont want to be the only who cant see shit cos my media player or whatever doesnt work |
fuck no
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] hmm lol, i cant set it up now, BUT i do however have a pic of my pen0r that i have just been passing around IRC for sum reason |
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] hmm lol, i cant set it up now, BUT i do however have a pic of my pen0r that i have just been passing around IRC for sum reason |
Hey if you want, to make things a little more interesting...
and this would definitely confuse defuk out of the 13yr old tA's who dont know where to find the clit....
wear clown suits....tell her to put on those funny lookin shoes too.
and you can wear a chin-dildo..
and your catch phrase would be "stop clowning around " as you pimp smack her...
that'd be nice 
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| Originally posted by Mr. Pink Hey if you want, to make things a little more interesting... and this would definitely confuse defuk out of the 13yr old tA's who dont know where to find the clit.... wear clown suits....tell her to put on those funny lookin shoes too. and you can wear a chin-dildo.. and your catch phrase would be "stop clowning around " as you pimp smack her... that'd be nice |
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| Originally posted by Mr. Pink Hey if you want, to make things a little more interesting... and this would definitely confuse defuk out of the 13yr old tA's who dont know where to find the clit.... wear clown suits....tell her to put on those funny lookin shoes too. and you can wear a chin-dildo.. and your catch phrase would be "stop clowning around " as you pimp smack her... that'd be nice |
clit?
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] clit? |
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] clit? |
You should turn this into a sex ed. video for all the TA youngsters and sexually challenged people. 
where's all those funny cyber-sex threads by bloodninja?
you should try those out and see if they work on her
"I'm a rhinocerous!" and then charge her!!!
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| Originally posted by Mebot "I'm a rhinocerous!" and then charge her!!! |
from the director of "cock in the sock", featuring young british shooting ( ) star Jay and his Golden Sausage Award winning "fat bird", hitting theatres in Summer 2004...
hmm....we need to find an appropiate title
Jay, don't English women have clitoris? 
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| Originally posted by Vlad You should turn this into a sex ed. video for all the TA youngsters and sexually challenged people. |
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