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dude...you're 15. why don't you just sleep with one of your teachers...
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller dude...you're 15. why don't you just sleep with one of your teachers... |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller dude...you're 15. why don't you just sleep with one of your teachers... |
If you think your having a hard time finding ppl who like frenchies in Canada you should move to the USA we really love the french 
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| Originally posted by igottaknow If you think your having a hard time finding ppl who like frenchies in Canada you should move to the USA we really love the french |
Re: How to get a girl
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| Originally posted by romchik hey ,I live in canada . I wasnt born here . The girls in my homecountry used to adore me , but now... it is different . Do you have any advice how i can become a popular guy .All the canadian ppl hate me because im an immigrant |
Re: Re: How to get a girl
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| Originally posted by djshan dude i think you shouldnt bother with chasing girls in canada, becuase you will never get any. im canadian, born here, and i myself cant get any.. why? because im not a ganster wanna bee.. so if you are also not a wanna be, forget about girls coming after you. i decided that i will go to india and get a nice girl from their. india because my background is indian. the girls here are just so dumb, i gave up on them. and they liek ugly guys too, not the hot ones.! p.s. except the chiks who areinto trance, they liek all kinds of guys. |
1. Put on your best phat farm suit, at least 5 sizes larger than your actual size.
2. Save up and buy a huge chain.
3. Practice talking to a mirror and throwing fingers at it.
4. Practice walking like someone struck with partial paralysis and neural disorders.
5. Tuck your pants into your white socks and don't forget to lower your pants at least to your knee level.
When you feel like you've practiced enough and you're ready, go to an area where gangster wannabes congregate and throw your best performance in years. Starting with, "yo, whadup my homies, whadup my niggas". Tell them you are very impressed and want to be their lifelong student. Open your soul to them.
Watch their reaction carefully.
Option A. If they don't like it, start running and run like you've never ran in your entire life. Hopefully after surviving through this you will have enough courage to forget all the nonsense that you've created in your head and ask a girl out (ever tried asking one out?)
Option B. If they like it and can't get your sarcasm, stay as their student and let them teach you the skills you need to get hoes and bitches.
Problem solved...
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| Originally posted by romchik yeah but see , i wanna a get a girl who i can have a good relationship with. I cannot treat girlz like bitches like all the bad boys and gangsters |
16 actually
since i like bragging about this any chance i can get, here's howi got a girl:
after messing about at a school football game, me and my friend the notrious BMT were on our way out when he tells me i needed to "pull something" one more time before we left. so i was like, "sure no problem" and i stop, surrounded by hundreds of people and yell "HEY WHO WANTS TO GO TO HOMECOMING WITH ME". i hear this little "i do!" and i start talking to this adorable little blonde who joined us for a movie after the game.
we've been together for nine months on the 18th...
so in other words, if you just get some balls and make a fool of yourself it works out quite nicely 
one word.... EBAY
Ebay???
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