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Re: Raging Boner
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| Originally posted by Boomer187 So like practically every night I work at one point I get this raging boner for like 10 minutes. and Im all like, dude go away, and he's all like, hell no, and Im all like WTF do you want, and he's all like, I don't care. So I am left there, with this raging boner. Its all good to have one when your at home n stuff, but like when your working with people, that thing is 'hard' to hide. So WTF do you guys do when you get one? .....and road boners count too. I used to get those when I worked early mornings on the ride to a job site. |
I proudly display it by walking around and thrusting my hips.
....OMFG LMAO....boomer, your the man at making classic threads.
This thread definately wins thread of the year award.
Once I was stopped at a pedestrian crossing in Byron Bay and this guy was walking accross the road, and he was wearing a sarong (like a think sheet, dress thing for the untravelled), and he had an almighty boner, which when wearing a thin piece of material with no underpants, is quite obvious.
Not sure why I shared that, but it was quite funny at the time for my car load of people.
And also, boners in the morning are generally caused by a build-up of urine during the night pressing on certain parts of the male anatomy.
RAGING boner? well. call someone (male, preferably, for obvious reasons) on the phone. seems to help.
think of your grandma (he shot down the old people doing it one, let's see what's up his sleeve now)
download a video of some guy getting kicked real hard in the nuts. watch it. that should do the trick.
How old are you? Happened to me a lot when i was around 17/18 but now it doesn't happen anymore (phew!). But yeah, you should be proud, stand tall and thrust those hips forward! 
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| Originally posted by xGirlx Wanna play this game, eh? Don't make me talk my dirty talk to make all you men (*ahem*), I mean boys, get boners at work and half of you not know whether to tuck or wank it.  |
my worst experience is when i was going commando and working in a retail store...and there was this hot girl working there that i know wanted to do me(and I, her)....the sexual tension had me hard for a good part of my 4 hour shift....i tried to stand with one leg forward so it looked like it was a fold in my pants....and of course the tuck thing too...but when it goes away and comes back again, you gotta put it back up there, and with your shirt tucked in, it doesn't look that convincing anyway...
the worst part is that i was getting wet spots on my pants
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| Originally posted by MarathonMan How old are you? Happened to me a lot when i was around 17/18 but now it doesn't happen anymore (phew!). But yeah, you should be proud, stand tall and thrust those hips forward! |
this weekend and get totally hydrated and see if he is still raging.
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| Originally posted by DJ Lucas the worst part is that i was getting wet spots on my pants |
so like, you were finishing. wild.
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| Originally posted by Rodrico I remember once in grade 7, this girl was all depressed and was putting her head down, not paying any attention to anyone, when my friend walked up and poked her with his boner (with his pants on), trying to wake her up, bugging her, and she never noticed it wasnt his finger...all I remember her saying was..."leave me alone, im tired, dont bug me" *poke poke poke* "come on, dont be sad...I still love you". Every guy was watching trying to hold in their laugh as hard as possible. |
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| Originally posted by DJ Lucas the worst part is that i was getting wet spots on my pants |
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| Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Ok... What?! |
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| Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Ok... What?! |
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| Originally posted by Boomer187 I see someone didn't get the birds and the bees chat |
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| Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Ok listen here punk, I know... Nevermind. This is definately NOT worth the argument. |
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| Originally posted by Boomer187 well damn it, you ruined it. I was gonna say prove it after whatever you said |
I win.
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| Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie I win. |
Boomer this is not funny. (Ok maybe but just a little bit)
Do you NOT admit that thats a little strange/gross/FAST??? Geezomano.
And Im 20, thank you very much.
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| Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Boomer this is not funny. (Ok maybe but just a little bit) Do you NOT admit that thats a little strange/gross/FAST??? Geezomano. And Im 20, thank you very much. |
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| Originally posted by Boomer187 now if I admit that is not strange/gross/fast......does that make me strange/gross/speedie gonzalas? |
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| Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie No it means that youre a freak. |
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| Originally posted by Streakfury ...with a raging boner. |
i know what that guy was talking about. if he was going commando then his cock might leek alittle and show up on his pants...
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