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Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-24-2004 17:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
Floorfiller
defines a funloving guy
innocent he may seem, but a dirty boy he hides
all his little smileys don�t fool me
I bet he likes to dream about 2 or even 3
theresas in his bed, with strap ons and all
while watching his dad�s porn collection from last fall
poor little Jason, can�t find the girl of his dreams
to come over and give him body massages
and serve him cookies and cream
I�m sure one day he�ll realize he swings for the other team.





jk


OMG...GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!


Posted by Clovis on Aug-24-2004 17:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
Floorfiller
defines a funloving guy
innocent he may seem, but a dirty boy he hides
all his little smileys don�t fool me
I bet he likes to dream about 2 or even 3
theresas in his bed, with strap ons and all
while watching his dad�s porn collection from last fall
poor little Jason, can�t find the girl of his dreams
to come over and give him body massages
and serve him cookies and cream
I�m sure one day he�ll realize he swings for the other team.





jk


Sly = new poem genious...roflmao

-Clovis


Posted by Seventil on Aug-24-2004 17:25:

Slylee, such a fiesty girl
What I wouldn't give
To give her a whirl.

Another hot desert night, romance in my head
And I can't help thinking of her
All dressed up in red.

So far away right now it might seem
But can you really blame me
For having this dream?

The worst thing is, in a place like this
If I die tomorrow
I'll never get a kiss.


Posted by NiteMer on Aug-24-2004 17:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee

I�m sure one day he�ll realize he swings for the other team.

Ouch! That's just mean, but funny.


Posted by Psy-T on Aug-24-2004 17:30:

*bows down to slylee*


Posted by Slylee on Aug-24-2004 17:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Seventil
Slylee, such a fiesty girl
What I wouldn't give
To give her a whirl.

Another hot desert night, romance in my head
And I can't help thinking of her
All dressed up in red.

So far away right now it might seem
But can you really blame me
For having this dream?

The worst thing is, in a place like this
If I die tomorrow
I'll never get a kiss.



i guess i'll whip up a pic of me in red just for that. sweet!


Posted by Slylee on Aug-24-2004 17:32:

UWM
Metrosexual Extraordinaire
No he�s not gay just because he does his hair.
It�s perfectly normal according to him
to shop till he drops then go to the gym
he still loves �gina and everything that comes with it
he can make love with the best of them or hit it n split it
�Don�t call me, I�ll call you�
his famous last words, before he breaks your heart in two
The only thing worse than a picky female
is a metro like this who will steal your hair gell


Posted by NiteMer on Aug-24-2004 17:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i guess i'll whip up a pic of me in red just for that. sweet!


As long as we all get to see it, that sounds like a plan.


Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-24-2004 17:42:

if i didn't have to go to class...i'd be writing a poem about slylee hehehe...you can all expect something later MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!


Posted by Slylee on Aug-24-2004 17:47:

Orbax

Orbax Orbax, mountain man
who says you can�t be a virgin and still be a man?
this paul bunyon wanna-be needs to get laid
this poor little soul also needs to get paid
put those brains to use boy, and venture into the city
leave the countryside and bible behind
learn to sin and do the nitty gritty
you�ll feel so much better
laying in your 3000 dollar bed
cigarette in your mouth
while getting some head
don't worry, you can still drink, and see a sunset or two
from your big screen TV and your Butler, �drew�
ahh the good life, what where you thinking?
hiking dumb trails and being a good boy
today you�ll go shopping for a new auto toy!


Posted by Psy-T on Aug-24-2004 17:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
UWM
Metrosexual Extraordinaire
No he�s not gay just because he does his hair.
It�s perfectly normal according to him
to shop till he drops then go to the gym
he still loves �gina and everything that comes with it
he can make love with the best of them or hit it n split it
�Don�t call me, I�ll call you�
his famous last words, before he breaks your heart in two
The only thing worse than a picky female
is a metro like this who will steal your hair gell


do you take requests?
if you do, make one about me!
unless you dont know enough about me, which is highly probable


Posted by Seventil on Aug-24-2004 17:49:

Orbax, man of mystery, man of might
I can just see this guy
Picking a fight

Drink in his hand until his dying days
I know we'll all hear about
The first girl he lays

Camoflague pants and steel-toed boots
This guy definately wasn't in
That movie called Roots

Hiking up mountains with a 100 pound pack
Some people think
This guy is pretty wack

But deep down at heart, I know he's a good guy
He talks a lot of shit
But would be friend until you die

Passed out on the floor, from drinking all night
To all the people that don't like him
I think he's allright.

-----------------------

^ Done in 4 minutes. Hehe.


Posted by Slylee on Aug-24-2004 17:50:

i'll give it a shot even though i don't know you very well...gimme a few.


Posted by Slylee on Aug-24-2004 17:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Seventil
Orbax, man of mystery, man of might
I can just see this guy
Picking a fight

Drink in his hand until his dying days
I know we'll all hear about
The first girl he lays

Camoflague pants and steel-toed boots
This guy definately wasn't in
That movie called Roots

Hiking up mountains with a 100 pound pack
Some people think
This guy is pretty wack

But deep down at heart, I know he's a good guy
He talks a lot of shit
But would be friend until you die

Passed out on the floor, from drinking all night
To all the people that don't like him
I think he's allright.

-----------------------

^ Done in 4 minutes. Hehe.


beautiful i think i did mine in like 6 minutes.


Posted by Seventil on Aug-24-2004 17:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
beautiful i think i did mine in like 6 minutes.


Haha. Stay tuned for my next one... bet we won't do the same person again!


Posted by NiteMer on Aug-24-2004 17:57:

I liked both of your Orbax renditions. This is highly entertaining.


Posted by Slylee on Aug-24-2004 18:01:

Vividboy

where do I start? this guy cracks me up just posting about his farts
his witty comments and sarcasm will cut you like a knife
and if that�s not bad enough he�ll kill your kids and fuck your wife
a smart assed punk, raised on the streets
quick to run his mouth and give you a face full of feet
"ETOBICOKE forever bitch"
that�s where he is from
he brags about his brawls and bitches and how many he�s won
coke? no problem...weed? he�s got that too
a one phone call type of guy who�s good to have by you
He�s a hustler baby and just wants you to know
it aint where he�s been, but where he�s about to go


Posted by Clovis on Aug-24-2004 18:08:

Coors

Tonight I drink coors.
Get Drunk. Have many bottles!
Pass out on sidewalk.


Posted by Psy-T on Aug-24-2004 18:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis86
Coors

Tonight I drink coors.
Get Drunk. Have many bottles!
Pass out on sidewalk.



so deep


Posted by Slylee on Aug-24-2004 18:18:

k Psy-T, this is the best i could do

Psy-t
Progressive acid freak
His hobbis include music, waterpipe, and studying philosophy
His �other� hobbies include steakouts, see his avatar
don�t be fooled by the little kitty
this man means war!
so that�s who killed Jimmy Hoffa
now the problem is solved.
a lad from Haifa Israel
we never thought involved.


Posted by Psy-T on Aug-24-2004 18:24:

lol, sweet!


Posted by ShadoWolf on Aug-24-2004 18:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis86
Coors

Tonight I drink coors.
Get Drunk. Have many bottles!
Pass out on sidewalk.



omg that's brilliant! lol


Posted by Clovis on Aug-24-2004 19:20:

Even though Coors sucks. We were broke though...

-Clovis


Posted by citric_acid on Aug-24-2004 20:10:

lol slylee love ur poems, how many people u doing them for?


Posted by Slylee on Aug-24-2004 20:26:

thanks i get on a roll sometimes...i'm kinda burned out at the moment...i guess i was just doing them for the TA's that i know best. i still have a few in mind...maybe i'll whip some more up tomorrow! i'll do one for you.

yours are very good too...very deep. you should think about song writing.


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