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Posted by Delay Llama on Aug-31-2004 02:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
In points understand people, Russia is Soviet.

In... wait, this is too complicated already

In Soviet Russia, e-mails send you

(now that would be cool)

Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-31-2004 02:40:

in soviet russia midgets are taller then you

Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-31-2004 02:44:

in soviet russia's internt emoitcons use you!

Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-31-2004 02:48:

in soviet russia babies spank you

im pretty stoned so bear with me while i keep coming up with stupid shit

Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-31-2004 02:51:

in soviet russia noobs flame you
in soviet russia women get and take advnatge of you
in soviet russia shit sings like britney spears

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-31-2004 02:59:

In Soviet Russia, zits pop you.

Posted by Evil_Gnome on Aug-31-2004 03:02:

In Soviet Russia, your wiener beats you off

Posted by fitom tiel on Aug-31-2004 03:42:

in Soviet Russia, polaroids shake it like you

Posted by DJ Rat 187 on Aug-31-2004 03:57:

fucking idiots

Posted by AlphaStarred on Aug-31-2004 04:10:

In Soviet Russia...

i was born
the women are fuckin beautiful...
..sex for them is like putting on makeup in the morning..
children start drinking alcohol at around 5 (incl. myself)
parents are against weed smoking but encourage vodka

Posted by fitom tiel on Aug-31-2004 04:22:

you murder Raskolnikov

[edit:] spelling

Posted by Lira on Aug-31-2004 04:30:

It pushes you
and then it just hurts you
Till you can get its satisfaction.

Posted by fuct4less on Aug-31-2004 04:42:

in Soviet Russia

... politician votes for you!
... tv watches you!
... girlfriend cums inside you!

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Aug-31-2004 04:53:

The toilet flush splashes back at you!

Posted by Rodrico on Aug-31-2004 05:06:

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
In Soviet Russia...

i was born
the women are fuckin beautiful...
..sex for them is like putting on makeup in the morning..
children start drinking alcohol at around 5 (incl. myself)
parents are against weed smoking but encourage vodka

I'm sorry but no one cares.

Posted by Rodrico on Aug-31-2004 05:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
The toilet flush splashes back at you!

Ill make this better...

In Soviet Russia, toilet flush you!

Posted by Danny Ocean on Aug-31-2004 06:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
Rasputin ruled.

The body of the Russian monk and favorite to the czarina, Grigori Efimovich Rasputin (1872-1916). On December 30, 1916, a plot to assassinate Rasputin transpired. The monk drank several glasses of poisoned wine, and consumed several pastries with potassium cyanide as an active ingredient. When this failed to stop Rasputin, he was shot by Prince Felix Yusupov, shot again, stabbed repeatedly, and finally met his end drowned in the icy Neva river. There are stories that Rasputin's penis was severed from his body prior to his demise, but we believe those to be false.

www.CelebrityMorgue.com

Posted by Absolut_Vodka on Aug-31-2004 06:41:

Posted by Pariah Cleric on Aug-31-2004 06:43:

quote:
Originally posted by albertoR
The body of the Russian monk and favorite to the czarina, Grigori Efimovich Rasputin (1872-1916). On December 30, 1916, a plot to assassinate Rasputin transpired. The monk drank several glasses of poisoned wine, and consumed several pastries with potassium cyanide as an active ingredient. When this failed to stop Rasputin, he was shot by Prince Felix Yusupov, shot again, stabbed repeatedly, and finally met his end drowned in the icy Neva river. There are stories that Rasputin's penis was severed from his body prior to his demise, but we believe those to be false.

www.CelebrityMorgue.com

Yeah. I know. I did a biography on him in English this year, so... I read his biography.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Aug-31-2004 06:46:

yoda loves you. hmmmm yesss!

Posted by DaveSZ on Aug-31-2004 06:49:

In Soviet Russia...

Road forks you!

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Aug-31-2004 08:37:

in soviet russia, pot smokes you

Posted by AwakenedAddict on Aug-31-2004 13:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
Some people obviously don't understand the point of the thread.

Like the "women are castrated" guy. It's not just opposites, you just switch the words around on something that would normally make sense.

such as: In soviet russia, porn watches you.
In soviet russia, tits watch you bounce.

etc.

Dude, I get the joke.. it's from Family Guy. What you don't understand is that i was just trying to do something new.. get over it!! Because obviously you don't understand how people can have fun sometimes

Posted by smallSHEEP on Aug-31-2004 13:28:

In Soviet Russia, Cow milk you!

Posted by noikeee on Aug-31-2004 14:08:

in soviet russia, cars drive you.
in soviet russia, cameras film you.
in soviet russia, mouses click you.
in soviet russia, 50 cent and o-zone everywhere they go are forced to listen to you.
in soviet russia, you screw rasputin.

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