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yea that is annoying if a girl cries a lot. i'm not scared to cry, but i'm the type of girl who is extremely laid back and forgiving, so it really takes a lot to get me to that point of pure anger or sadness to the point where i lose my temper or cry. so if i'm crying or throwing a lamp at your head, then chances are, you REALLY tried hard at being a dick to me and succeeded.

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Originally posted by Theresa Listen boys, we fart, we poo, we smell from time to time, we even sweat and puke!

ahahaa

puking is hilarious. At parties whenever someone has had "too much" to drink and is outside ralphing, i laugh so hard.



Going apartment party hopping around campus, we'll run into some a handful of girls and one time there was this girl on the curb helping her friend who was snarfing into the street. I was drunk and couldn't stop laughing. She looked up with these mean eyes and called me an asshole and don't I have feelings and why do I have to laugh at people puking.... and then before she could finish she started hurling again!



haha

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Originally posted by Mebot ahahaa puking is hilarious. At parties whenever someone has had "too much" to drink and is outside ralphing, i laugh so hard. Going apartment party hopping around campus, we'll run into some a handful of girls and one time there was this girl on the curb helping her friend who was snarfing into the street. I was drunk and couldn't stop laughing. She looked up with these mean eyes and called me an asshole and don't I have feelings and why do I have to laugh at people puking.... and then before she could finish she started hurling again! haha

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Originally posted by Slylee i think it's a turn on..shows he has blood running through his veins...

Jamie can i borrow your panties i need a hanky cause i'm goin to

Appropriate to mention: http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell

(and ppl, don't get bitchy about the link, just relish your sense of humor or stfu.)

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Originally posted by Theresa YES THEY DO!!! *leans over and lets a nice juicy fart release from her anal cavity, and then waits for the waft of reek!*

And you called my post disgusting......

Re: women don't fart.

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Originally posted by BTG (insert)fucking dumb shit that does nothing but waste swampers bandwidth because if i don't post whore, then i won't be popular on this vBulletin of 64 kilobytes of ASCII forum)

i think u live with ur parents

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Originally posted by brian Appropriate to mention: http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=women_smell (and ppl, don't get bitchy about the link, just relish your sense of humor or stfu.)

thanks for the laugh this morning... that was hilarious!

women do silent farts and use their charm to blame it on the closest man

Of course they fart!I saw that with my eyes and heard it with my ears....

Do women make the same sounds on the toilet as some men do?
I wonder...

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Originally posted by 6iki_Snake Do women make the same sounds on the toilet as some men do? I wonder...

haha you mean like grunts and wheezes and gasps and fap fap fap

Well just about that yea, without the fap fap...

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Originally posted by Boomer187 my buddy has this porn outtake on his computer and some chick is lick a dude in da butthole and he ripis a fart. Its so funny watching the look on her face and how quick her reflexes jerk her head back.... she got up, screamed out "you asshole", stood there for a few seconds, then left. classic.

For Vivid:

farthammer.com, i believe.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy nah. maybe we're normal and your the one that needs help. if thats the case u better take our help anbd fart on him.

Absolutely right. Farting is a natural activity of the body. People have to fart or else they won't be living. I don't see a single thing _wrong_ with something that occurrs to every single one of us, possibly daily.

Regarding my view on this thread (about farting in front of a lover?), I wouldn't mind if I had a (true) lover and zie farted around me, as I tend to like the smell anyway and sometimes even get sexually aroused (!) by it.

[Edit: Removed off-topic text]

Peace, everyone...

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On

+1

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Originally posted by DarkAngel +1

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Originally posted by Turbonium Yea, seriously, that is level-headed. I mean, farting in bed? wtf "Hey baby, I know that you know that I love you, so now I'm gonna fart in bed and it doesn't matter, because we love each other and we're close." Yea, ok...

ROFL!!

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Originally posted by AwakenedAddict They can't lactate out of their breasts either.. but that doesn't mean i'm supposed to love breast-milk

They can if they do enough 'roids.

i farted when i was having sex once.

i rule.

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Originally posted by Citizen X Only stupid americans can talk about shitting and farting and find it funny. I wouldn't be surprised if you guys take pictures of your shit and post it on this website.

no that's the asians.


i KEED! seriously though, easy with the oxymorons there

How many girls on here have sharted in public? Or just in your own home?

*fart with a little shit coming out for the none 1337.

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Originally posted by OurManFlint How many girls on here have sharted in public? Or just in your own home? *fart with a little shit coming out for the none 1337.

Now, _that's_ something I wouldn't want to go for.

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