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i just liked the wooden door background on this.

edit: ok thats 2:00 pm. Ill stop there. We have about 11 more hours to cover

Fucken ownage.

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Originally posted by Clovis86 Fucken ownage.

+2

awesome pics! Your brother and you look exactly the same, i can't tell who's Orbax and who's Orbax Jr.


Btw what were your VIking names? Hrothgar the Bull-Roar? Ragnar the Stout? Gunnar the Sea Wolf?

yeah people kept asking us if we are triplets. My room mate Ben and I look alike.

That shit's awesome. I just got a viking outfit with a huge war hammer. It's for halloween, but mainly for the flyer for a friend and I's party. I'm Norwegian and he's Arab, so I got the viking outfit and he got one of those hats with the ruby on it and an arabian like knife. On our flyer everyone else has normal pic's, but ours are different. Mine is me smashing him in the face with the hammer, in full viking outfit of course, in front of a mountain. His is him stabbing me in front of a desert. I think it's gonna be very amusing.

Orbax - Do you guys get Fat Tire or 90 Shilling or Sunshine Wheat or Easy Street Wheat?

I take it your brother gets more action than you...

Lol, not really.

and yeah we get fat tire. Im sure we get those other beers too, but I hate wheat beer so never check out that section

Outstanding! Just simply amazing.

hahaha kickass Orbax!

You're back to your good form...keep it up!

and just to clarify:

Im the guy with one horn down, my brother is wearing the yellow abercrombie shirt, and ben is wearing guinness shirt.

I love that he pronounced her name Garnier rather than Garner. That's funny shit! I assume that wasn't a typo, but a drunken slur.

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Originally posted by Orbax and just to clarify: Im the guy with one horn down, my brother is wearing the yellow abercrombie shirt, and ben is wearing guinness shirt.

still you all look the same to me

lol this is topic of the year! love it!!! hehe yea you all 3 look a like! btw were u guys just visiting germany or waht? how much were the beers??hhehe

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Originally posted by Orbax and just to clarify: Im the guy with one horn down, my brother is wearing the yellow abercrombie shirt, and ben is wearing guinness shirt.

You know, there was a guy in my CWI class today with the exact same hat as that. The horn on that side was down, as well. When I saw it I instantly thought "Orbax goes to Oktoberfest!"

Weird.

im fucking drunk about to go raid a girls hoiuse across the street hetehehheh

EXCELLENT!!!

hahahah orbax's oktober fest rocks! wish i was there hehe!

your escapades made me search for that old 'whats your top three' beer thread. only thing is, now that i've found it, i can't find a place that sells them.

Ite, I need to finish this hehe. Here goes

This is my favorite picture from the entire trip. It was after we got kicked out of the beer garden. Andrea (16 year old in blue who worked at beer garden) said we needed to leave and that we werent going to be served any more.

Bitch!

So we leave

As we are rampaging down the street we ask someone to take a picture of us. I yell out who wants to be in a picture with vikings?!!!

This dude SPRINTS from like 50 yards away grinning. I got him in a headlock and we took the picture. That guy fucking ruled.



After that the story starts breaking down into mainly you had to have been there stuff. We tried getting into the beer hall from the other day and while waiting in line talked to the sheriff for a while.

We got up to the ticket line and the stupid bitch says we cant go in, we are WAYYYYY too drunk. Its like 4pm. I take off my hat and say "that better? Im not drunk, im having fun, its Oktoberfest in case you forgot. See how im talking? Im fine, dont be like this and just be cool and let us in"

she looks at me for a second and then says "DAAAAAaaaaave" im like what the fuck. She tells the chief of security (a lardass mcfuckpants if ive ever seen one) and tells him she asked us to leave and we wouldnt.

I spent like 5 minutes calling them both douches and then left.

Angry, we laid seige.





feeling better, we wandered back to the Beer Garden. Pam was serving brats.... holy crap I just remembered this ahahaha...

so on the way back to the beer garden a friend calls us and says he is going to visit us for a few hours and have some beers bla bla bla. While we are waiting to regroup I stand outside the hat place and start drawing a crowd. Im telling everyone to come buy a hat and making small talk with people and hitting on the girls. I kept on saying "Im not actually... affiliated ...with this hat store, but you should still buy a hat, the ladies who run this place are awesome!....even though I got kicked out....I have no idea why"

At this point im acting pretty drunk again, because I am really drunk lol.

Oh, and I was using the video camera for the last half of the night, so if anyone wants to host, I can upload some quality party footage for you. It includes us heckling a clown and making him drop his fire that he was juggling...fuck, I havent seen it yet, I know there is some crazy crazy crazy shit on it lol...


anyway, Joe disappears during the time im selling hats.

We have no idea where. I begin running.

I dont know where, I dont know why, but I needed the wind in me beard.

Randomly found Joe sitting at a table with a 14 year old girl, a 17 year old girl and their MOM.

Hes hitting on the 14 year old....who was really fucking cute.

anyway. So I get introduced and the girls name was JanETT or something. I tell her that her name is very alternative. I say this because she has black fingernails, a black hoodie with pulled up sleeves, fashionable jewelery and a stylish blonde part bleached into her bangs.

I run away.

Mainly after this its whats been going on for hours but lots more drinking and its getting dark. We are now renowned throughout the town....oh shit hehe. At one point we left the beer garden again and were walking to a bar we had heard about and saw two girls working in a candy/icecream shop by themselves. I stop and press my face to the window and wave coquettishly at them. They wave back. So we all run in there and start hanging out hardcore.

then they kicked us out because they were a lot less hot than they were from a distance and we started being jerks.

So then we got to the bar and got kicked out again for being too drunk.


WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. being ROWDY, or an ASSHOLE, or SOMETHING is a reason to get kicked out of a fucking bar. but too DRUNK? what the fuck does that mean? You are having too much fun for your own good? fuck you!

so then at the beer garden we all did the duck dance in the middle of about 100 people with Scott (they german in the red lingerie). He had this little whistle that made quacking noises. the motions were tapping your outstretched fingers to your thumbs like duckbills in front of your face, then flapping your "wings" with hands tucked to sides, and then keeping arms in wing positions and "roosting" or shaking your ass as you duck down. Then stand up and clap 5 times or something. We did it faster and faster, the cheers and clapping of the crowd drawing us on! And then it was over, the crowds approbation washed over us in an awesome wave.

ahahah lardass mcfuckpants!!!


and lol @ you running away

Ok, not even going to try to explain the rest of the night, because it was wayyyyy too :You had to be there:-ish

BUT we havent seen joe in like 4 hours.

we have no idea where he is. All I know is i have gotten approached by at LEAST 7 minors who knew me from my rampaging all day and asked if my "scary" friend was around. I ask if its the guy in the little hat and they say yes. I apologized every time for him being a fucking pedophile.

They said I was awesome and thank you and I said id keep him away.

So you know that girls pic in the bar I posted? right before my cowboy hat got stolen again?



we met up with her and her friend. They had been in the beer hall and other bars looking for us all day apparently lol.

Never went to the beer garden

anywho. They bought us some drinks and we hit the bars. I forget how it worked exactly, but we get invited back to their apartment.

Score. Not another fucking night in the minivan.

so we head out and get our sleeping bags. Commenting all the way back how FUCKING COLD IT IS. Ice has already formed in many places. Its literally freezing.

Still no idea where joe is.

we head back, me arm in arm with one of the girls who was warm and friendly

We get back to the apartment.

They go outside to talk for a second.

I slam the door!!! We have laid seige to yet another building and conquered! mMUAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!


I then let them back in. They sleep in the bed together. I say "Hey ladies, I dont want to come between you ....or DO I!?!" (FG reference) and my bro, ben, and I bust up laughing. We then proceed to do the "Im soo sleeeepy!!!.....im so TIRED!" thing for about 30 minutes straight.

Thered be like 1 minute of silence and someone would say it again and the other would finish it and wed just bust up laughing like mad men.

Finally the girl gets fucking pissed and tells us to shut the fuck up.


I say "YOU are right!!! guys shut the fuck up....she so sleepY!!!!!"

hahaha, ah shit, then it begins again. They finally realize how insane of a night this is and start laughing into their pillows because they dont want us to know they think its hilarious.

Finally we pass out at time X. X= some time really early in the morning, like its brightening up. We wake up and 845 and head back to the car.

Its a crisp, fucking cold, sunny morning. The town is bustling. I cant talk. My voice is completely gone from the yelling. Im wearing a "if found drunk or unconscious send to (then a mailing address)" shirt. I have a viking hat on, and Im walking through town with a sleeping bag.

We had conquered the town of leavenworth. Our plans of drunkeness and hooking up with girls whod let us sleep in their rooms worked flawlessly. Veni Vidi Vici.

We see people like Kenny G getting into his Toyota Corolla and wave, he gives us a respectful nod. We nod back.

We get to the car. No Joe.

I walk around to the drivers side.

There is Joe, sitting, shaking violently leaning against the van. There are 6 piles of puke around him. 4 of which are bright green bile, nothing else. His mardi gras beads are artistically arranged in one of them.

He had been there since Midnight. NINE HOURS. We dont know how he survived, honest to God. It was WAYYYY colder than freezing.

NINE HOURS.

man. Se we let him in the car. He bundles up in sleeping bags and passes out.

we go get coffee and breakfast, still buzzing from the other day and very awake.

We drive 2 hours back, Joe doesnt wake up once. His hat is gone and he is asleep. We dorp my brother off at home and drive back to Bellingham...almost home... Joe is transferred at some point.

all of a sudden!



Puking strikes again!! ahhahahaa

That kid got fucking everything he deserved. He was being an asshole to us, got us kicked out of everyqwhere, he was a pedophile, he ditched us. Then he froze and threw up everywhere. He is still sick, his fever broke yesterday hehe.

And thats where we are today. Im still pretty worn down. Been sleeping 10-14 hours a night, and still cant really move around too much. We are all just getting over our sicknesses.

My hat sits proudly on my computer monitor as I type this, and im going to go fix some toast and drink some beers.

Cant wait till next year

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Originally posted by Orbax That kid got fucking everything he deserved. He was being an asshole to us, got us kicked out of everyqwhere, he was a pedophile, he ditched us. Then he froze and threw up everywhere. He is still sick, his fever broke yesterday hehe.

So why did you let him back in the car. should've left him there...


but otherwise awesome story, great pics! sounds like you had a blast.

Orbax = My Official Story Teller.

That was hilarious, thanks for teh good read.

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