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| Originally posted by StereoPrincess I did see him later on in the night and he was still looking strangely at me and he must have still been thinking about the great times we had as cats. |
Crazyest thing seen ever!
So I was outside Guv that night, about 1.5 years ago, doing some promo. I was out there with MissQ and I would say it was about 4am'ish.
Out of no where I hear a car peeling out and MissQ screaming quickly after. I turn quickly to see what's going on and I see a truck turn the corner (now heading west on Queens Quay) with a guy being dragged alongside. So I run towards Queens Quay and start running after the truck that's accelerating full out towards Loblaws with this guy being dragged along the passenger side (he was being held by some guy in the passenger seat throught the window). So I'm still running at this point, just passing the drink with the truck now doing well over 100km/h and near Loblaws when they let the guy go. I have still to this day never seen anyone flying around on the floor like a rag doll, but this guy did just that.
Finally I make it to this guy and he's alive (still in shock), but in ruff shape beyond. At this point Guv security is just making it over and stuff so I figured he'd be in good hands so I went back to promote. CRAZY!
Re: Crazyest thing seen ever!
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| Originally posted by itikia So I was outside Guv that night, about 1.5 years ago, doing some promo. I was out there with MissQ and I would say it was about 4am'ish. Out of no where I hear a car peeling out and MissQ screaming quickly after. I turn quickly to see what's going on and I see a truck turn the corner (now heading west on Queens Quay) with a guy being dragged alongside. So I run towards Queens Quay and start running after the truck that's accelerating full out towards Loblaws with this guy being dragged along the passenger side (he was being held by some guy in the passenger seat throught the window). So I'm still running at this point, just passing the drink with the truck now doing well over 100km/h and near Loblaws when they let the guy go. I have still to this day never seen anyone flying around on the floor like a rag doll, but this guy did just that. Finally I make it to this guy and he's alive (still in shock), but in ruff shape beyond. At this point Guv security is just making it over and stuff so I figured he'd be in good hands so I went back to promote. CRAZY! |
Sounds like some sort of KKK rally or something
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| Originally posted by geroin also at Guv last winter seeing this 60y old middle eastern man with a beard and mustache, no shirt on and a fucken hairy body (im talking hair ewverywhere, even shoulders) dancing on a stage by himself in the middle of guvernment high on E..that was one of the funniest moments in the club ever also they way he was dancing is underscribable..you had to see it |
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| Originally posted by geroin also at Guv last winter seeing this 60y old middle eastern man with a beard and mustache, no shirt on and a fucken hairy body (im talking hair ewverywhere, even shoulders) dancing on a stage by himself in the middle of guvernment high on E..that was one of the funniest moments in the club ever also they way he was dancing is underscribable..you had to see it |
one time at viva this older azn guy took off his shirt and was jumpin up and down while scream at the top of his lungs
my bet is he was on coke
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| Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty at boa for bobby d'ambrosio (i think that's the name of dj), that cener stage i was just resting my feet and checking out some girls and then guy who was sitting on the stage starts this conversation with me (mind you, it was LOUD  ) :Guy :".... stop.... check the bitches" Me :"WHAT??" guy :"punk, the bitches, the bitches" and at this point i was thinking that he was talking shit cause i was looking at the girls so i said : me :"sorry man, just looking" guy :"fuck you ..... THE BITCHES" me :" fuck you too punk" and then guy looks me straight in eyes and tells me: "DYLAN what the fuck is wrong with you, check our bitches", not even 15 cm from my face me :" dude, who the fuck do you think you're talking to", guy looks at me for at least a minute and then tells me "man, you're not my brother dylan", then just shuts out for at least 3-4 minutes, pulls his shit together and tells me the story how he and his bro picked up some girls, rented a room for a night of some action and he tought i was his bro, shuts out again and then all fucked up asks me "dude, where is my brother". as i opened my mouth to tell him "i dont know him" guy sitting RIGHT NEXT TO HIM asks him something. holy shit, you should see the look on the guys face when he saw his bro sitting right there, his expression was like he just saw some big-ass pile of gold, or some mythical treasure. he started apologizing but there was no need for that, i was laughing my ass off. but the funniest part was when i asked "where did u pick up those girls" and he said "no, not those, those over there" pointed his finger somewhere and then realised they were not there, turned to his bro and started talking to him. my guess would be that he asked him "dylan where the fuck are our bitches" or that time in the guv when some gino puked all over some girls back. that wasnt funny, but her trying to claw his eyeballs out, bitchslapping him and finally kicking fim in the gonads was funny as hell |
At one club I was doing the dj booth on a night where there was a pretty big dj in town and this one chick kept asking to go inside and was telling me some story about how she played with him in Chicago and how they are good friends but none of the dj's friends,booking agents or managers knew her yet she kept trying.
At one point I was talking to some people and she tried to sneak by me but had no luck
She kept pleading and was trying to feel up my arms and all in some seducing manner but still had no luck. At one point she tried to tell me that if I let her go inside then she would spend the night with me and I was like "I'm tired and going home after and not spending the night with you and plus you're not my type" LOL 
She kept trying the begging and seducing angle but to no avail and was trying for well over an hour. She then tried the bitchey approach and was calling me an asshole,bastard,prick ect and just flipping out and tried running through me which really wasn't going to work either LOL. She eventually ended up getting kicked out by a female bouncer after flipping out.I got a free cd out of the whole ordeal which I later saw at HMV for like $45.99 and became good friends with one of the dj's managers/bookers
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| Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty or that time in the guv when some gino puked all over some girls back. |
This one time at VIVA this one Asian chick kept sitting near me and grabbing my hand and trying to hold it and then she would get up and try to dance in front of me and keep trying to hold my hand
I was coming up with all kinds of excuses as to why I can't hold her hand and trying to avoid her but she kept on coming
At one point she was trying to hold my hand again and she said "I love you" and I was like what did you say? She was like "huh?" and I was like what did you just say? She played dumb like she didn't just say it but it was freaking weird
Most guys say that they get so many girls wanting them that they have to beat them off with a stick but that night I literally felt like one of them and was trying to avoid her but she kept coming at me and trying to hold my hand and dance in front of me
Don't get me wrong I love those Thai girls at VIVA and Asian chicks overall but that was just weird
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| Originally posted by maxpain This one time at VIVA this one Asian chick kept sitting near me and grabbing my hand and trying to hold it and then she would get up and try to dance in front of me and keep trying to hold my hand I was coming up with all kinds of excuses as to why I can't hold her hand and trying to avoid her but she kept on coming At one point she was trying to hold my hand again and she said "I love you" and I was like what did you say? She was like "huh?" and I was like what did you just say? She played dumb like she didn't just say it but it was freaking weird Most guys say that they get so many girls wanting them that they have to beat them off with a stick but that night I literally felt like one of them and was trying to avoid her but she kept coming at me and trying to hold my hand and dance in front of me Don't get me wrong I love those Thai girls at VIVA and Asian chicks overall but that was just weird |
I saw a girl flash a few times in the smoking pit @ SystemS with her little skirt and she had a tampon string clearly visable. I even had 3rd party verification.
(man I have way too many stories)
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| Originally posted by rabbitjoker I saw a girl flash a few times in the smoking pit @ SystemS with her little skirt and she had a tampon string clearly visable. I even had 3rd party verification. (man I have way too many stories) |
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| Originally posted by rabbitjoker I saw a girl flash a few times in the smoking pit @ SystemS with her little skirt and she had a tampon string clearly visable. I even had 3rd party verification. (man I have way too many stories) |
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| Originally posted by maxpain PS Ladies stick to flashing tits |
Ahhh.. where do I begin...
There was the time @ Life/Nation Saturdays back in 2000 when this pretty little thing in a black dress was the centre of attention. She was in her wolf-pack of female friends out for a night of hard partying, and the sound of 10 girls shrieking as they realize their friend has chewed off her lower lip stay with you forever.
My brithday bash @ System in '02 I met this amazing petite blonde, same birthday as me, and was there with her best friend, all 6 ft 6 of him. After doing some shots, we pose for a group shot, after which he collapses ontop of me. Turns out her roomie was a k-tard and I ended up carrying him fire-man style over my shoulder, hands and feet dragging on the ground, through the snow. All the way from System to Mad-Bar, where we finally got them a cab.
Then in my 4-day a week hey-day of hedonism, one of my friends disapeared in the middle of monday morning @ the Zone around last-call. We figure she went home, weren't too worried. After getting to Space, and not catching her, we decide to give her a call. After 3 or 4 tries, she picks up. Turns out she passed out in a stall in the zone while preparing to do more drugs, and was locked in as the club was closed when she came to.
What little memory I have left, I'll try to recover more lost times...
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