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Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:03:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ JEM
ok look i have another problem, that is a picture of my girl friend. and she wants me to oraly pleases her so how would i go about that? like what is the secrest of oral sex ?

She looks like Reese Witherspoon.

As far as pleasing her orally goes, I'm going to put this as bluntly and as straight-forward as possible:

Have a few beers so you're good 'n buzzed.

Go down, ignore any smell and stick your tongue in. The rest should come naturally.

Posted by twisted on Jan-10-2005 04:04:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ JEM
ok look i have another problem, that is a picture of my girl friend. and she wants me to oraly pleases her so how would i go about that? like what is the secrest of oral sex ?

OMFG!!!!!!! THAT LOOKS LIKE A REESE WITHERSPOON!!!!!!!!1
does it not?!?

ooooh.. oral sex.. well.. if your new to it, just find the little nub..or button thingy at the top of the vagina, im a pussy n00b, but i think thats the clit. apply pressure with your tounge around that area... try that. or go lower and lick the inner.."hole" thing.. lol

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 04:05:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
She looks like Reese Witherspoon.

As far as pleasing her orally goes, I'm going to put this as bluntly and as straight-forward as possible:

Have a few beers so you're good 'n buzzed.

Go down, ignore any smell and stick your tongue in. The rest should come naturally.

you have the best posts in this thread so far hahaha...

Posted by DJ JEM on Jan-10-2005 04:05:

what kinds of smells would i have to worry about?

Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller

you have the best posts in this thread so far hahaha...

Really? LOL...I wonder what's wrong with me...

Posted by twisted on Jan-10-2005 04:06:

you should of read my post. pussy smells and tastes like pennies imo

Posted by TranceSpeeder on Jan-10-2005 04:07:

quote:
Originally posted by twisted
you should of read my post. pussy smells and tastes like pennies imo

how would u know?

Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:07:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ JEM
what kinds of smells would i have to worry about?

HEH.

Ummm.......I'll share something with ya.

First time I ever did it, she asked me "How'd I taste?"

I replied,

"Tasted like human."

Posted by verndogs on Jan-10-2005 04:08:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
She looks like Reese Witherspoon.

As far as pleasing her orally goes, I'm going to put this as bluntly and as straight-forward as possible:

Have a few beers so you're good 'n buzzed.

Go down, ignore any smell and stick your tongue in. The rest should come naturally.

how about if you're drunk? should you still stick your tounge in?

Posted by DJ JEM on Jan-10-2005 04:08:

should i ask her to shave? or let her be?

Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:08:

quote:
Originally posted by verndogs
how about if you're drunk? should you still stick your tounge in?

Absolutely. Makes the experience more tolerable.

Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-10-2005 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ JEM
ok look i have another problem, [IMG]http://leadership.ua.edu/LEADteam/JENNIFER.jpg[IMG] that is a picture of my girl friend. and she wants me to oraly pleases her so how would i go about that? like what is the secrest of oral sex ?

Dont do it. Girls have no sex drive, especially not if they are still 3 years away from puberty. Shes just trying to get you in trouble.

Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ JEM
should i ask her to shave? or let her be?

Depends on how you like the feeling of getting hair in your mouth.

Posted by twisted on Jan-10-2005 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceSpeeder
how would u know?

scratch and sniff

Posted by trunks1022 on Jan-10-2005 04:10:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
HEH.

Ummm.......I'll share something with ya.

First time I ever did it, she asked me "How'd I taste?"

I replied,

"Tasted like human."

were you suddenly unable to breathe as she closed her legs tight around your neck?

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 04:10:

i'm actually starting to think that DJ JEM is serious in this thread hahaha...i thought it was a joke hahaha

Posted by Sunquest on Jan-10-2005 04:10:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
HEH.

Ummm.......I'll share something with ya.

First time I ever did it, she asked me "How'd I taste?"

I replied,

"Tasted like human."

im reading this whole thread and i must say im enjoying it lol, some good humour for the night, and i just wanted to say, u should be a sex doctorr or soemthing hehe, u seem to know a lot

Posted by AlphaStarred on Jan-10-2005 04:11:

quote:
Originally posted by kamil
sex is good. but nothing compares to love.

note: stay away from whores.

+1

Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:12:

quote:
Originally posted by trunks1022
were you suddenly unable to breathe as she closed her legs tight around your neck?

I told her that AFTER I came up for air.

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i'm actually starting to think that DJ JEM is serious in this thread hahaha...i thought it was a joke hahaha

I was thinking the same thing!

quote:
Originally posted by Sunquest
im reading this whole thread and i must say im enjoying it lol, some good humour for the night, and i just wanted to say, u should be a sex doctorr or soemthing hehe, u seem to know a lot

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 04:12:

is it just me or is pussy kinda salty?

Posted by twisted on Jan-10-2005 04:12:

i did some investigating.. and djjem.. how old is your girlfriend?
i noticed you are 17, and she is in collage from what it looks like [looked at that link where the pic is hosted]

so id say she is more than ready

Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
is it just me or is pussy kinda salty?

Not just you. I def. feel the same way.

Posted by twisted on Jan-10-2005 04:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
is it just me or is pussy kinda salty?

salty.. yes.. with a hint of pennies!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Sunquest on Jan-10-2005 04:13:

i dunno if its true or not, but i heard, if the girl eats a lot of meat the pussy stinks and tastes like shit, if shes a vegetarian then its a little better... true or no ?

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 04:14:

quote:
Originally posted by twisted
salty.. yes.. with a hint of pennies!!!!!!!!!!

i need to go suck on some pennies as i have no pussy around hehehe

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