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Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Sep-21-2005 04:05:

wow, i haven't laughed that hard in a long long time, thank u !!

Posted by Vlad on Sep-21-2005 04:34:

I have NEVER had to poop at work... I did once have the unfortunate experience of having to go at school - not even god could have saved me, it felt like my stomach was boiling water. I was in class, turning red, sweating and finally I got up and got the fuck out of there.

To be honest, I rarely ever have to go to the bathroom in general in public, once I get home though the first stop on the way to my room is the bathroom.

Posted by UWM on Sep-21-2005 04:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
I have NEVER had to poop at work... I did once have the unfortunate experience of having to go at school - not even god could have saved me, it felt like my stomach was boiling water. I was in class, turning red, sweating and finally I got up and got the fuck out of there.

To be honest, I rarely ever have to go to the bathroom in general in public, once I get home though the first stop on the way to my room is the bathroom.

Are you like that kid in American Pie?

Posted by Mebot on Sep-21-2005 04:47:

How come people "take" dumps? I'm not "taking" anything...

but i'm sure as hell leaving something!

Posted by Vlad on Sep-21-2005 05:06:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Are you like that kid in American Pie?

Not sure what youre talking about, American Pie was ages ago.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Sep-21-2005 05:07:

quote:
Originally posted by SpecRadio
I hate the people that throw crap at you and look over the top...homos

I laughed reading this whole thread

what are you in second grade still or something??

this thread was classic

Posted by tribu on Sep-21-2005 05:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
Not sure what youre talking about, American Pie was ages ago.

The kid wouldn't go at school till the other kid put exlax in his coffee.

Posted by Vlad on Sep-21-2005 05:28:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
The kid wouldn't go at school till the other kid put exlax in his coffee.

Dont remember.

Posted by Cloudburst on Sep-21-2005 07:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
Dont remember.

liar

Posted by Pett on Sep-21-2005 08:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
How come people "take" dumps? I'm not "taking" anything...

but i'm sure as hell leaving something!

i drop the kids off at the pool or drop a deuce

Posted by basd on Sep-21-2005 09:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
Dont remember.

I present you the infamous Finch:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0328828/Ss/0328828/AW_2302_K2337_08_rgb.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Thomas, Eddie Kaye

Posted by RickyM on Sep-21-2005 09:41:

I cant stand the word 'poop'

Posted by superglo on Sep-21-2005 10:28:

i was driving on the freeway just now on the way to deliver some reports and what not when i had a major case of the runs. i pulled over at some highway rest stop, ran to the bathroom and procedeed to take a major dump. i mean major as in krapping like with GT car like exhaust sounds. anyways. .. halfway thru. some asshole starts banging on the door and rattling the handle. i'm like wtf.. ?? why bug me ? there are other empty stalls. anyways. ..the rattling and banging on the door goes on and off for like 5 more mins. so i finish up and purposely decide not to flush. i come out of the stall and i see this dude sitting on the sink smoking a cig waiting for me to come out. i ignore him and walk away. oh yea.. the other stalls were empty but for some reason or another he had to choose mine, the furthest away from the door.

serves the ****** right for not allowing me to crap in peace. i mean wtf. if you know someone's in the stall just be patient and dont bang on the door like i owe you money or some shit like that.

Posted by chojin on Sep-21-2005 11:59:

i've been incubating one since 9, trying to hold out till 5 so i can have a non-wipe (Y)

Posted by basd on Sep-21-2005 12:05:

quote:
Originally posted by chojin
i've been incubating one since 9, trying to hold out till 5 so i can have a non-wipe (Y)

How exactly do you test whether it's a non-wiper?

* Just pull up and find out you'll spend the rest of the day cleaning your boxers?
* Use your finger?
* User someone else's finger?
* Wipe anyway, with the possibility of finding out you've just wasted another part of the rainforest?

Posted by chojin on Sep-21-2005 15:54:

quote:
Originally posted by basd
How exactly do you test whether it's a non-wiper?

* Wipe anyway, with the possibility of finding out you've just wasted another part of the rainforest?

kk, single wiper then

on an unrelated note:

went to the bog to take a number one and a guy let rip as he was taking a whizz, hardest time ever for me not to laugh. i could feel his uncomfort as he knew i was in the cubicle he let out a low pitched chuckle as to try and lessen it, all it did was heiten the situation!

Posted by medinaM5 on Sep-21-2005 15:57:

quote:
Originally posted by chojin
kk, single wiper then

on an unrelated note:

went to the bog to take a number one and a guy let rip as he was taking a whizz, hardest time ever for me not to laugh. i could feel his uncomfort as he knew i was in the cubicle he let out a low pitched chuckle as to try and lessen it, all it did was heiten the situation!

i've gotten those a few times, its just such an awkward silence in the bathroom, and when someone rips one.....i try and act like i didnt notice it, but i always start crackin up, and that kills it

Posted by Aquarian on Sep-21-2005 16:16:

Best bathroom in all of campus = Men's room on the fifth floor, women's studies departement.

Posted by TranZ Latina on Sep-21-2005 17:41:

Wow, funny shit

Excellent read

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