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Don't worry its still intact FOR NOW, these are some great ideas, I'd like to somehow do a combo killer on it, you know, try and do more than one of these ideas if I can, also depending on what the condition is like after some of these, I do have an old cart I could try and play it with, so we'll see how much we improve the sound of it, could maybe sell it aswell DJ Sammy - Heaven (Burnout on the Record Remix)

Keep the ideas coming, and then after awhile I'll set something up so we can find the most popular ones, if anybody wants to send rockets or anything to me that would be great, just make sure there packaged right and are safe, don't wanna open a package at home and have a M-80 rocket shout out and explode into my TV.

Unless heavily wrapped, I believe sending fireworks in the mail is illegal.

But when has that ever stopped anyone?

1. Stick a firecracker through the spindle hole, throw it in the air like a frisbee and watch it shatter into pieces.

2. Hang it from something, take some bug spray or any flamable spray, hold a match in front of the spray can and FIRE!

3. Place it out in the yard, have a dog s*** on it, start your lawn mower with the lowest blade setting, set it to cruise, send it towards the pile of s*** and take cover cause it could be messy. Oh and light the s*** on fire if possible haha.

Colombain Raver, would be easier to just give it to the gerrillas ?
Cheers

keep it, so you can listen to it while you make your next cheesy threads.

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Originally posted by staticblue keep it, so you can listen to it while you make your next cheesy threads.

Uh oh, I think we've offended a Sammy fan.

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Originally posted by staticblue keep it, so you can listen to it while you make your next cheesy threads.

Your right this is a cheesy thread, and its not one that really should be posted in the Booth, but I wanted the people who come to the Booth to be the ones you get to have the fun, I think after the thousands of posts I've made in here, and maybe about 20 of them that have been useless I think its not to bad for me to lighten up the Booth with a funny useless thread, as for "cheesy threads" please point to more than maybe 3 useless threads I have made threw the years I been posting on here and I will shut up.

But thanks for your useless contribution to this thread, if your a fan of Sammy thats fine, everybody has different tastes, but I don't like him, and so this thread was made for the rest of the people who ain't fans, thank you and have a nice day.

make a really bigass plane out of cardboard or something

ducktape like 20 bottle rockets to the plane and some good firecrackers like blackcats or M80s, fit the record somewhere on there

make some sort of chain reaction with the fuses so that theyre all touching one main fuse

stick it in the ground pointing up(duh) and light the main

the sparks from the main (if properly arranged) should light the other fuses in a chain reaction that will shoot the plane into the sky and blow nice and big, and if the plane holds it will float down to the ground all graceful like.... you might try covering the plane in tinfoil or something to keep it from catching fire and falling to the ground all ugly like

i did something like this a while back.. made paper planes and taped rockets to em... one was rather badass, one the wing caught fire and it spiraled onto my neighbors roof where it sat for a seccond and then the 3 pops came... the last one was a dud rocket so i just blew the ****** up with some xtra encouragement


-if you want big bang without having to buy explosives you could try this..
materials - gasoine, styrofoam, metal can of compressed whatever(hairspray should work fine), bucket or large container, record, tape



fill bucket with styrofoam and pour gasoline into it and let the gas melt away the styro... the leftover goop burns quite nicely and is sticky - homemade napalm *caution - dont get any goop on you*- tape the record and can together, cover them with the napalm and light it.... be sure you arent close* it will take a little bit for the can to heat up but when it does it should blow rather nicely

Anyone seen the flash video where they destroy the darude vinyl?

eat it.

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Originally posted by Luke Cartwright 4) Cover it with grated cheese put it a baking tray leave it in the oven for about 20 mins gas mark 6 and you have your own ultra cheese pizza. Also dont forget to burn the sleeve so there is no evidence left. ps. make sure you back it up to cd first for future use. Then destroy that too lol.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 haha, you taking music too seriously hehe. or im just a goof ball.

I was fucking around too but seriously I was about to throw up.

Put it in a record mailer sleeve - put on a dodgy address, oh, I dont know, say in Venezuela, and also put on the back a 'return to sender' address but make sure its NOT yours - an address of some poor ****** you REALLY hated at school or an 'uncle' that you found out shagged your mum behind your dads back - then mail it, it will soon find its way back and through the letter box of your idea worst enemy then its their fucking problem!!
MP

Bah, you have no imagination do you...

Do what 'Hard to Find' do... Sell it for lots of money and whack on lots of pointless shipping charges to ensure that it gets to the buyer at exactly the same speed as a normal purchase from anywhere else.

Or do a two for one special and throw in a copy of 'Boys of Summer' just for good luck...
C'mon Danny O', we know you are a secret fan of Sammy!

Cheers
Nem

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Originally posted by Nemesis44 we know you are a secret fan of Sammy!

Oh crap, you found my secret Sammy Shrine.

are you stupid???

put a white label over the label and write dj sammy - heaven 'DataPromo' and then sell for �20

tbh id get a laugh if you just made a video like those college dudes did with that ps2. the video should still be around on the net. they whacked it a coule of times with a baseball bat, threw it out of the window, got into a 4x4 and ran over it. then one of them danced on the blitzed remains. har har!

Take a shit on it and then submit it for TA track of the year...

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Originally posted by Zild I was fucking around too but seriously I was about to throw up.

haha. its great how dj sammy can have such great affects on people physically.

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Originally posted by Derivative tbh id get a laugh if you just made a video like those college dudes did with that ps2. the video should still be around on the net. they whacked it a coule of times with a baseball bat, threw it out of the window, got into a 4x4 and ran over it. then one of them danced on the blitzed remains. har har!

haha, only thing is I doubt the record would last long doing that, I thought I could maybe play it in a club and when people get pissed, take the record off and throw it into the crowd, be like throwing a porkchop to a pack of hungry wolves.

Also all this talk about explosives and rockets made me think I could maybe make some fins for the record, then glue a rocket to each side (lenght wise) of the record both facing opposite directions and when they get set off, see if it takes off, but I dunno about that.

Like I said before, I'd like to try and combo some of these things up, like maybe lauch the record somewhere, drag it under some tires, burn it, maybe mold some cheese to it, and if I still got something after I might even throw it up on Ebay, .

Who knows, but it could take awhile to perform these destructive ideas as its snowing up here in cowtown and is supposed to snow for awhile, so it could be awhile, just means more time for more wacky ideas.

If I had DJ Sammy - Heaven, Id play it and dance like no ones watchin...........





I mean, BURN!!!!!!! it.

Shove some massive techno beat over the top of it lol

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4) Cover it with grated cheese put it a baking tray leave it in the oven for about 20 mins gas mark 6 and you have your own ultra cheese pizza.

actually laughed when i read this

i liked the idea of melting it into a bowl sealing the sides and leaving only the spindle hole, filling with something explosive, inserting a LONG fuse and running for dear life.

if you do this and record it, make sure to increase the recording fps to like, 100000000 so we can watch it in super slow-mo enjoy

razzi.

ps- i have this record too, it was given to me by a fellow trance addict (not on this website though) as a joke. if he was serious i would have bitch slapped him with it

I can see an entire pyro show commen on here , make it a community fund-raiser (savind our music scene) and put all the money towards buying enough fireworks to totaly destroy any remains of the record.

Nem's alternative...

Get some scissors and cut it into a throwing star.
The then throw it at someone you don't like...


Cheers
Nem

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