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| Originally posted by Orbax youre wrong. |
well being a brown person i pull over turn the car off and sit patiently till he mosies his fat OC ass over, wait for the cops instructions for license reg insurance etc, receive bullshit tickets about no front license plate, "illegal" muffler, lowered vehicle what have you. then drive away hating Orange County even more.
the reason i wait is because one time i got my license and reg ready for the officer and he told me "don't ever move again unless i tell you"
I pee my pants and tell them I was speeding to get to a rest stop because I have an uncontrollable bladder.
After they realize I'm not drunk or high and I'm red in the face near tears they let me go.
Then I go away laughing, and have to air/dry out my car and wash my pants.
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| Originally posted by DragonsEmerald Heard it from a sheriff from my local police department. I asked a ton of questions during a school interview session in a law class. It's possible it isn't true nationwide, but that's how it works in Missouri. |
NO shit Sherlock, last time I got pulled by a cop about a month ago I was dead to rights drunk and admitted it and told him I never normally do this. Cop saw by the IDs that I gave him that I was a pretty important guy in the Army, he called my wife for me, she picked me up, and that was about the end of it, no report no hassle or nothing.
Last time I got some slack like that was about 30 years ago. Wake up call though, so I arose from the alcholic funk, and am back doing 100 situps and pumping two 25-lb dumbells down at the park again every four days with a one day break in between. Yep, ripped and back again. Am getting tanked tonight to kill this goddamn cold. Couldn't do it yesterday, since it was the old lady's birthday.
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The Thrillseekers ft Hydra - Affinity 2005 (Menno de Jong Mix)
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| Originally posted by smokeape NO shit Sherlock, last time I got pulled by a cop about a month ago I was dead to rights drunk and admitted it and told him I never normally do this. Cop saw by the IDs that I gave him that I was a pretty important guy in the Army, he called my wife for me, she picked me up, and that was about the end of it, no report no hassle or nothing. Last time I got some slack like that was about 30 years ago. Wake up call though, so I arose from the alcholic funk, and am back doing 100 situps and pumping two 25-lb dumbells down at the park again every four days with a one day break in between. Yep, ripped and back again. Am getting tanked tonight to kill this goddamn cold. Couldn't do it yesterday, since it was the old lady's birthday. [[[smoke]]] The Thrillseekers ft Hydra - Affinity 2005 (Menno de Jong Mix) |
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| Originally posted by dj_bas fuck that! just cuz you're in the army you get away with drunk driving...booo |
i was given a ticket for an illegal u-turn while driving through another state. how the hell am i supposed to know the damn city ordinances if i'm not from there?!! there was no sign and all i wanted was to turn around to get some taco bell!!
i took that mess to court and got my money back.
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| Originally posted by smokeape About half right. I retired from the Army, but still work for the Army as a civilian now, so all I really lost was the green suit, but gained a prominent position. Cops in this town and the Army are pretty tight. Army guys are all pretty stressed with the ongoing war. [[[smoke]]] CJ Stone - Satisfy My Love (Club Mix) |
my friends father is head and chief of police for suffolk county and we all have PBA cards that get us out of tickets, plus we even out run the police just for fun and we speed to his house bc we know his dad will get us out of it.. we just say we were testing their driving skillz lol it was mad fun when we first had our cars we used to fukk with them so bad
now its just gotten old..
but yeah so when i get pulled over i just hand them my drivers license with my pba card on top and then they give me a dirty look and throw it back at me.. then i smile and drive away
that simple... 
I usually hide the coke first.
I ask the cop, in a nervous voice...
"You're not going to check the trunk are ya?"
never been pulled over by the cops....being a white anglo saxon..the odds are not great.
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