Have you ever been in a girl's bedroom.....

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Posted by Stingray on May-19-2005 21:41:

This thread rules!

Posted by lipstick on May-19-2005 21:42:

well i just ate a bean salad so, you just wait honey!

Posted by Stingray on May-19-2005 21:46:

I can smell that from here

Posted by zoogla on May-19-2005 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by house_conXion
WHAT?!?!?!?

There's no Santy Claus, well thanks alot Fahad for ruining my one true happiness, so what about all those years when I left milk and cookies for him, plus I always got presents under the tree. Then tell me, tell me who was it than?

LOL!!! One of my fave Friends moments:

Chandler: You should have a sign on your front door saying not to tell your son that he's adopted and there's no such thing as Santa Claus.
Owen: There's no Santa?
Chandler: (looking at Monica)We have to get out of here baby.

...and another one (for you Jayx1):
Joey: Ahhh, I didn't get the job.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Joey: I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political.

...for Moral Hazard...
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
Ross: Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.
Phoebe: And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.
Rachel: You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.

...LOL for me...
Phoebe: You don't have to put a good spin on everything.
Parker: I'm sorry that's who I am. I'm a positive person.
Phoebe: No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!

And more (sorry couldn't help myself):
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird... turtle man?

Ross: Sorry, Ben, but Santa has to go now.
Ben: Why? I want him to stay.
Chandler: If Santa and the holiday armadillo are ever in the same room for too long, the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!

Rachel: Wow, it looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here.

Posted by Rodrico on May-19-2005 21:53:

quote:
Originally posted by lipstick
well i just ate a bean salad so, you just wait honey!

I must of been a good boy today.

Posted by arek on May-19-2005 22:05:

skidmark is better than a pancake.

Posted by zoogla on May-19-2005 22:26:

quote:
Originally posted by lipstick
with the skiddy underpants... thats going to cost you....

I'll pay extra if you take pictures, too! LOL!!!

Posted by LittlePoonzgirl on May-20-2005 00:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Jem_hadar
I hang out in girls washrooms like the way Quagmire does...

~Jem~

Um, this is actually true. Apparently Jamie has watched quite a few girls pee. We talked about this the other night.

Posted by WillyWonka on May-20-2005 02:47:

This thread is just too funny for the May 2-4 long weekend to kick off my summer camping trips.

Anyway, sometimes at certain campgrounds there are portable outhouse toilet facilities for all the campers. There's an outhouse for the boys and an outhouse for the girls. It's funny because the girl's one actually smells so much better(like roses LOL ) I had to use the girl's portable when the guy's one was occupied.

Trust me when I say there is a big difference when it comes to the smell and stench of a guy. My God, the guy's outhouse is just damn NASTY in smell... Truly it's evil...

I dare any girl to visit the guy's outhouse if the girl's one is occupied. You would never survive the repercussions of the mens disgusting bodily functions. Honestly, I don't think a girl could ever live to tell after a visit to the men's toilet. One time I almost died after a visit myself!!!

Posted by cmack on May-20-2005 04:15:

***WARNING: Vom factor might be big for some people!***

OK mine isn't really a skidmark story, but at first I THOUGHT it was..

I'm walking into my bank one day at Finch & Younge and I'm walking back to the car when I see this woman bent over digging for something underneath the driver's seat beside me. So whatever, I get in, and she passes by the hood, and I think to myself,

"Good God! Is that a skidmark?"

So I ask my friend and they say yeah, but then I catch a better view when she turns fully away from me....it's the skidmark on her FRIGGIN PAD that fell out of her thong!!! We almost vomited right there!

The only reason this was visible was because she was wearing these super thin white pants. I mean she might as well have been out with NO pants, but to each their own I suppose...VOM!!!!!

Posted by Stingray on May-20-2005 04:59:

^truly gross. Thats the cream of the crop right there

quote:
Originally posted by arek
skidmark is better than a pancake.

or a rosebud

Posted by loca on May-20-2005 05:20:

quote:
Originally posted by cmack
***WARNING: Vom factor might be big for some people!***

OK mine isn't really a skidmark story, but at first I THOUGHT it was..

I'm walking into my bank one day at Finch & Younge and I'm walking back to the car when I see this woman bent over digging for something underneath the driver's seat beside me. So whatever, I get in, and she passes by the hood, and I think to myself,

"Good God! Is that a skidmark?"

So I ask my friend and they say yeah, but then I catch a better view when she turns fully away from me....it's the skidmark on her FRIGGIN PAD that fell out of her thong!!! We almost vomited right there!

The only reason this was visible was because she was wearing these super thin white pants. I mean she might as well have been out with NO pants, but to each their own I suppose...VOM!!!!!

And this is why some men turn gay... LOL

But seriously, lipstick your post is fucking hilarious hahahaha

Posted by ShadoWolf on May-20-2005 05:25:

quote:
Originally posted by loca
And this is why some men turn gay... LOL

and for some, it has the opposite effect

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=101228

Posted by Stingray on May-20-2005 13:50:

^Thats gross. GROOSSSSS!

A friend of mine did it with a chick on her rag cause he was too drunk to realize.

Poor bastard...we made fun of him for weeks

Posted by cmack on May-20-2005 14:12:

That's hilarity and pure disgust right there. I apologize for sending this into a whole different dimention of vomitous discussion.

Posted by Stingray on May-20-2005 14:41:

No need to appoligize!

Its all jolly good fun

Posted by Marcus007 on May-20-2005 14:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Jem_hadar
I hang out in girls washrooms like the way Quagmire does...

... hanging from the ceiling over the toilet looking down!

Gigitty, gigitty, gigitty! Allllllllllll riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

~Jem~

Cleveland: Oh Quagmire you are what the Spaniards would call El terrible

Posted by Marcus007 on May-20-2005 14:59:

quote:
Originally posted by ShadoWolf
and for some, it has the opposite effect

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=101228

That story isn't that bad. You guys have no sense of adventure!

Posted by zoogla on May-20-2005 15:16:

Fucking girls on the rag is against my religion.
...but I'd still hit it!

Posted by ShadoWolf on May-20-2005 16:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Marcus007
That story isn't that bad. You guys have no sense of adventure!

I wasn't the one to say it was bad.

Posted by Kytracid on May-20-2005 17:30:

What in the world possesses a woman to wear thin white pants when she's on the rag ?

The phrase "Dumb Biaatch!" suddenly comes to mind.

Posted by Transmotion on May-20-2005 19:14:

here is the actual picture of the girl's bedroom that i took one year ago.

Posted by Jem_hadar on May-20-2005 19:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Transmotion

here is the actual picture of the girl's bedroom that i took one year ago.

Good freakin' Jesus! Holy shit, thats quite the organization system she's employing!

-jem-

Posted by loca on May-20-2005 19:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Transmotion

here is the actual picture of the girl's bedroom that i took one year ago.

EW man that's gross!!! wtf i wouldn't sleep with anyone whose room looked like that

Posted by zoogla on May-20-2005 19:33:

quote:
Originally posted by loca
EW man that's gross!!! wtf i wouldn't sleep with anyone whose room looked like that

...unless she's a freakin HOTTIE...

...who am I kidding I'd sleep with anyone...

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