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Some Bob Marley Quotes:
"I handle fame by not being famous...I'm not famous to me."-December, 1974
"I have a BMW. But only because BMW stands for Bob Marley and The Wailers, and not because I need an expensive car."-1977
"(I drive) a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!"-Septmeber, 1980
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what happened koky, dont have anything to say? is that all you can do, post gay pics. oh and by the way to bad that the bag is to small, i was thinking about when i knock your ass down to throw you away in that bag, but since its to small ima going to have to use a trash bag something like this:
My quote:
"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it."
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| Originally posted by arnoldjch wtf was that  hey koky im going to ask manny(MJM420) for your address so i can mail your woman a pair of balls so she could sew them to your grin. If i see koky in party ill knock him from Miami to Argentina. My quote: "Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all." |
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| Originally posted by arnoldjch We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing. |
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| Originally posted by arnoldjch "Pimp-in ain�t easy... so keep your Ho�s sleazy and you know they'll keep your fingers greasy." |
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| Originally posted by arnoldjch what happened koky, dont have anything to say? is that all you can do, post gay pics. oh and by the way to bad that the bag is to small, i was thinking about when i knock your ass down to throw you away in that bag, but since its to small ima going to have to use a trash bag something like this: |
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| Originally posted by arnoldjch My quote: "To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it." |
Hey nchs09, why dont you mind your own business?, your crazy you dont know what your talking about, im going to ask swamper if you he put up a donation center in the board so we can send you to go a good psychologist in Atl, since all your gay talk is just crazy.... tu mente esta loca y vieja. i think by doing this i would be making your friends a favor of getting rid of you.oh and by the way why didnt you write or call me for fathers day?
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| Originally posted by arnoldjch Hey nchs09, why dont you mind your own business?, your crazy you dont know what your talking about, im going to ask swamper if you he put up a donation center in the board so we can send you to go a good psychologist in Atl, since all your gay talk is just crazy.... tu mente esta loca y vieja. i think by doing this i would be making your friends a favor of getting rid of you.oh and by the way why didnt you write or call me for fathers day? |
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| Originally posted by nchs09 as u have proven in the rest of your posts, we can clearly see that u are a homofob. so let me ask, why is everything gay to you? maybe its cool to say gay now a days huh? iv been out of highschool for too long maybe? secondly every attempt you make to crack a joke fails miserably. so please stop it as we do not want to continue reading the stupidity posted by you. btw that fathers day joke. excellent. i laughed as i havent in years. gimp |
your a funny man, it wouldnt surprise me if your also funny looking... i think you have a mis-interpretation in what i say,i dont expect you to laugh and i am not homofob i see that you are very creative, you like to make a lot things up...... by the way quit replying to me, your just a waste of time in here, and by the way arent you suppose to be working? dont tell me you retired already?
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| Originally posted by arnoldjch your a funny man, it wouldnt surprise me if your also funny looking... i think you have a mis-interpretation in what i say,i dont expect you to laugh and i am not homofob i see that you are very creative, you like to make a lot things up...... by the way quit replying to me, your just a waste of time in here, and by the way arent you suppose to be working? dont tell me you retired already? |
smielys that you put down. great placement.
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| Originally posted by nchs09 ya i make alot of shit up. i guess i do suck. i can tell by the smielys that you put down. great placement.and yes i am a waste of time. which sadly u are taking time to reply. and y should i be working? |
dude you are funny, for real i mean it. and about the work statement, i think your a retiree already, hey do you wanna this? so you dont feel lonely @home why dont you make a trip to Miami so you can have some company here, ill give you a list of some good nursery homes, so you can have some company with the old folks, and all of them have something is common with you they are all retirees, so thats a + to you. oh and by the way if your out of cash just let me know so i can pay the airline ticket for you, thats my present, what friend has ever done that to you? i dont want you to drive here, you might not never reach the MIA and just drive all the way to key west.
fuck sake. if he is funny someone point it out. or even making sense.
id apreciate it.
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| Originally posted by arnoldjch i think by doing this i would be making your friends a favor of getting rid of you. |
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| Originally posted by Mr. Pink nope |
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| Originally posted by nchs09 im glad im not the only one who thinks this kid is a gimp |
bro wtf here go get a job
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| Originally posted by arnoldjch bro wtf here go get a job http://www.careerbuilder.com/ good luck, if it was me i wouldnt even hire you to wash dishes. |
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| Originally posted by nchs09 am i cool cause i posted the rolleyes more than u? |
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| Originally posted by arnoldjch Dude seriously leaving all the crap between me and you, but man WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LIFE? enserio |
gimp
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| Originally posted by nchs09 gimp |
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| Originally posted by arnoldjch if i were you ill go talk to my counselor @your college, because i forsee you not getting anywhere in life, not even close to getting married, the woman that marries you must be a desperate bitch that has no hope in life, let me know how everything goes within 5years, thats if your still alive. |
Um...okay.
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
-Roy Scheider as Martin Brody in JAWS (1973)
"I never fucked anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to them."
-Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface (1983)
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| Originally posted by nchs09 fuck sake. if he is funny someone point it out. or even making sense. id apreciate it. |
. arnold .. turn off your computer , get a GF .. and .. no wait .. dont get a gf .. i dont want that bitch to shoot herself after only 10 mins with you .. carry on .
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| Originally posted by koky69 nnnnope .. you are right .. he's a loser and not funny at all .. i dont even bother anymore .. i just fuck with him when im bored.. and not even that is entertaining anymore . arnold .. turn off your computer , get a GF .. and .. no wait .. dont get a gf .. i dont want that bitch to shoot herself after only 10 mins with you .. carry on . |
me to get a gf, for your info the grls come to me in dozens, the only left one is your woman.... if she puts me next to you vos vas hacer el pato... and by that way expect if i see her me la premio and dont be surprise if she has another kid, but this time with me.... ill tell her to leave you outside in the front door throwing rocks.
This is a long read, but a funny one...
Taken from the TA Classic Posts and Threads section.
I need help from anyone ASAP!
My friend Patrick met this girl Ashley in class and didn't have the balls to ask this girl out in person the whole semester but instead wrote this letter to her for the last day of class tommorow. I say he should give her the letter and could be the lead-off hitter for all guys out there and see how things turn out. Tell me what you guys think (prefferably girls). Here's how the letter looks....
Hey Ashley,
I hope you don�t think that I�m some kind of weird, four eyed fool for writing this letter. Actually it may be a little ironic for me to write one�.since we did meet for the first time through note writing�lol Anyway your probably wondering why I�m even writing this letter. Well, first off�I�m bored and I should be studying for finals. Second I wanted to tell you something. I think you�re a cool and very cute girl. Actually I think you�re the shit (as these young kids like to say these days). As the great Patrick Aksan used to say and I quote: �If I were a fly, Id be all over you cuz you�re the shit.� Maybe it�s your sexy nose ring, or you�re coming into class late asking if there was a quiz. Or maybe it�s just the fact that I�m soooooooooo lonely and I need a friend (ha ha that was a joke�.no really it was And maybe I�m just ignorant or can�t take a hint but you never did answer my emails that I sent waaaaaaaaaaay back when. You know�..the ones that asked for your hand in marriage�or the one asking if you wanted to go to Hawaii on my yacht�...or maybe you didn�t get those. Hmmm well, if you didn�t at least I know that you got this letter.
Ashley, I have a question for you. I was wondering if you�d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald�s with me this weekend? (I�m messing with you. It should be on Friday cuz they have better deals during the weekdays) But in all seriousness. Would you like to go out with me? Maybe go dancing or take a nice walk on the beach. Id like to get to know you. See what makes this East coast babe tick. Grant it� I�m not the sexiest guy, or the strongest, or even the hungest�.. Fuck it�I�m as plain as a bagel that you sell at your store. But I can promise you one thing. You�ll have a fun night out. Man I sound like a damn advertisement�..see I even have a little marketing skills to offer you. So what do ya say Ashley? Will you do the honor of going out on a date with me? It took me 11 weeks to nurse the balls to be able to ask you�.. and if you say no. It�s ok. Ill have another 12 weeks in Accounting 300 to write you a better letter/proposal.
I hope you enjoyed reading this letter as much as I enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you don�t have a boyfriend cuz I�m sure he�d REALLY enjoy reading this letter. And the fact that I just spent study time making an (_,_) out of myself really doesn�t help. I hope to hear from you soon babe (hopefully sooner than later). My cell phone number is 1 323 XXX XXXX and my email is [email protected] Hopefully if all goes well we will be talking soon. If not than I wish you a great 10 days off from school and Ill be awaiting the very awkward moment between us in Accounting 300. (I�m just kidding) Have a great break!!!
Yours truly,
Patrick �Pizda� Aksan
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| Originally posted by rudeboy69 sebby, DO NOT SEND THIS LETTER!!! i am serious!!! LETTER never works....... this is not f'#%$ing hollywood movies you have to get to know this girl, then asking girl out for a date will not become SO FORMAL! you'll freak her out!!! i am dead serious.... i say wait and take more accounting classes with her....  even ask her what classes that she will be taking next semester?? |
I know of this famous letter, the "dont send teh letter" phrase...
but that has got to be the most pathetic letter i have ever read in my life! 
funny chet
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| Originally posted by Mr. Pink I know of this famous letter, the "dont send teh letter" phrase... but that has got to be the most pathetic letter i have ever read in my life! funny chet |
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| Originally posted by arnoldjch Oye koky what happened did you give up already easily, damn man your no competition, what happened yo your gay pics? me to get a gf, for your info the grls come to me in dozens, the only left one is your woman.... if she puts me next to you vos vas hacer el pato... and by that way expect if i see her me la premio and dont be surprise if she has another kid, but this time with me.... ill tell her to leave you outside in the front door throwing rocks. |
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