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Posted by Turbonium on Nov-11-2005 04:49:

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Originally posted by UWM
Well if last Saturday is a long time then, yes, it has been a while.

poon on the glass of a computer monitor doesn't count.

Posted by Allied Nations on Nov-11-2005 04:49:

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Originally posted by UWM
I'm so frustrated right now I actually want to get so drunk that I vomit.

Good luck!

One good way to do that might be get REALLLY wasted then smoke a jay right after... sometimes makes me puke..

Posted by jonSun on Nov-11-2005 04:50:

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Originally posted by l�cid
wet dreams?

Well if i cant hold it, it becomes messier than that.

Posted by UWM on Nov-11-2005 04:50:

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Originally posted by l�cid
well if you wanna come over i got a 24 pack of Miller Lite...

I hate you.

Posted by tribu on Nov-11-2005 04:51:

Ive never had a wet dream

Posted by l�cid on Nov-11-2005 04:52:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
I hate you.

no you don't!

Posted by Aiwendil on Nov-11-2005 04:53:

I eat before, after, and during bed. During sleep, that is. And i'm as healthy as a newborn wookie. How do I do it, you ask? Haha. A Jedi does not reveal his secrets. Though I can tell you that steamed ham on the end of a lightsaber is deeeeeelicsh!

No seriously though. I eat during sleep. That way I can go all day without a meal and feel perfectly fine, and be perfectly healthy, bringing myself one step closer to becoming an inhuman cybernetic killing machine who survives on a diet of nuts, bolts, and Cheveron with Techron. At least, so it would seem to the naked eye! Ahahahahahaha.

Alright alright. But it's the truth that I eat during sleep. I rigged an automatic pulley system for when my helper monkey doesn't feel like cramming food down my throat. He just has to press a button. Of course this doesn't wake me up, because i'm pretty much eating whole turkeys all the time, not unlike how a snake would eat a mouse, rabbit, or human baby. But yeah, i'm not even typing this right now, i'm dictating it to my helper monkey who is typing it for me. Go ahead Melvin, tell the people all about your stimulating simian self. OOH OOH AHH...MAN EAT MELVIN IF MELVIN NO GET FOOD FAST...Alright that's enough Melvin, just post it and go get me a turkey you smelly piece of shit, i'm fucking hungry.

Posted by Turbonium on Nov-11-2005 04:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Aiwendil
I eat before, after, and during bed. During sleep, that is. And i'm as healthy as a newborn wookie. How do I do it, you ask? Haha. A Jedi does not reveal his secrets. Though I can tell you that steamed ham on the end of a lightsaber is deeeeeelicsh!

No seriously though. I eat during sleep. That way I can go all day without a meal and feel perfectly fine, and be perfectly healthy, bringing myself one step closer to becoming an inhuman cybernetic killing machine who survives on a diet of nuts, bolts, and Cheveron with Techron. At least, so it would seem to the naked eye! Ahahahahahaha.

Alright alright. But it's the truth that I eat during sleep. I rigged an automatic pulley system for when my helper monkey doesn't feel like cramming food down my throat. He just has to press a button. Of course this doesn't wake me up, because i'm pretty much eating whole turkeys all the time, not unlike how a snake would eat a mouse, rabbit, or human baby. But yeah, i'm not even typing this right now, i'm dictating it to my helper monkey who is typing it for me. Go ahead Melvin, tell the people all about your stimulating simian self. OOH OOH AHH...MAN EAT MELVIN IF MELVIN NO GET FOOD FAST...Alright that's enough Melvin, just post it and go get me a turkey you smelly piece of shit, i'm fucking hungry.

I got an idea. How about you print off all that crap you just typed with font size 100, and eat the printoff when it's done.

Maybe you could even do it in your sleep, bitch.

Posted by Scoops on Nov-11-2005 04:55:

pussy

Posted by Krypton on Nov-11-2005 05:23:

haha, penetration.

Posted by EriK_V on Nov-11-2005 05:47:

i always take out at least 3 bowls of cereal before i go to bed

Posted by RJT on Nov-11-2005 06:00:

I just ate chicken fiesta soup... and now I'm going to bed.

Posted by Tech0rz on Nov-11-2005 12:39:

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Originally posted by LuNaSeA
lol wtf?

anyway, i'm hungry right now actually. but my dilemma is
1> eat, fall asleep all happy and then feel like shit in the morning and gain a lil weight
2> don't eat, have a tough time falling asleep with the hunger pangs but feel good in the morning.

i usually pick option 2 roughly 80-90% of the time but it took a while to train myself to do that.

Exception: when i get home at 6am or later from clubbing, i always stop to get a egg and cheese on an english muffin at my local dunkin donuts.. mmmmm sweet (err salty rather) satisfaction!!!ex!

What about a snack to tide you over till your asleep? Cheese aids sleeping (so does Peanut Butter amongst other things)

Posted by Krypton on Nov-13-2005 04:32:

now i have that problem. im starving right now, but im tired as hell. i think ill just eat a little something, to eleviate the hunger pains long enough to go to sleep.

Posted by xstalkrx on Nov-13-2005 04:39:

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Originally posted by Geoff
i'm with the fast metabolism ppl and i don't need to worry bout gaining weight . Sometimes I actually need to try to keep the weight on

milk and cookies before bed are YUM

OMG we better have cookies downstairs. That sounds like major pwnage! Hmmm yes I also have a quick metabolism. Maybe we should make a sig and make an alliance!

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