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"no seriously, i got a pic, there IS a song called fly"
lol.
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| Originally posted by marciragne there is another thing that dj tiesto on Earth |
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| Originally posted by SomewhatDamaged aannddddddd ..... "Dream as if you'll live forever, live and if you'll die today." -James Dean |
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| Originally posted by enferno ironicly, he died like 2 weeks later. |
#1 SLEEP IS BAD FOR YOU, ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOUR HAIR LOOK LIKE THAT AND YOUR BREATH SMELL THAT WAY IS BAD FOR YOU!
#2 EAT PUSSY DONT SMELL IT!
Thomas Jefferson
"The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it."
"The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first."
"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases."
"Two in the pink, one in the stink! Where mah slave bitchez at?! Say HOOOOOO!! Yo G Dub... pass me da mothafuckin chronic kiddd!!"
Re: Thomas Jefferson
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| Originally posted by Aureus "The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first." "Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases." |
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagene in one hand-strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO- What a Ride! 
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| Anything that doesn't kill you makes you stronger |
here's something funny and witty to say:
HEY! YOU! WTF!? Officer I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lost i don't know where I am.
i did that once. and got away with it.
another time i honked at a cop and said she was my friend.
OMG so drunk.
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| Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it |
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| Don't talk unless you can improve the silence |
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| The line between insanity and genius, I snort it |
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
- "All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason."
Immanuel Kant
- "If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith."
Robert Green Ingersoll
- "And the day will come, when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."
Thomas Jefferson
- "To see a world in a grain of sand, And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour" William Blake
- "Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will.Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and he's going to do what he wants anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place?"
George Carlin
- "Faith is believing in what you know isn't true."
Mark Twain
- "Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life."
Immanuel Kant
- "If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane."
Robert Green Ingersoll
- "After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands."
Friedrich Nietzsche
- "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
Friedrich Nietzsche
- "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."
Friedrich Nietzsche
- "Without music, life would be a mistake."
Friedrich Nietzsche
- "I've made an odd discovery. Every time I talk to a savant I feel quite sure that happiness is no longer a possibility. Yet when I talk with my gardener, I'm convinced of the opposite."
Bertrand Russell
- "A man who suffers before it is necessary, suffers more than is necessary."
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
- "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
- "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, andanyone going faster than you is a moron."
George Carlin
- 'Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
George Carlin
- "The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
George Carlin
- "" I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European; I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism - he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles - I just believe in me". A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus - I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
Ferris Bueller
- "Work like you don�t need money. Love like you�ve never been hurt.
Dance like no one is watching."
Satchel Paige
- "A man who fails to dare greatly, greatly fails"
John F. Kennedy
- "Let's face it, protestors are like pop music. They protest whatever is the flavor of the month. How many protests do you hear about Tibet nowadays? Not cool anymore? China? Nothing's gonna change so why protest. The atrocities in North Korea? Ah not publicized enough. Women's rights in the Middle East? The gender revolution is over. How many people protested when the world came the closest it's been to nuclear war since the cold war? Anybody remember that whole spat when India & Pakistan almost went to war? Too stupid to realize how significant that was. Nobody protests a dictatorship anymore because their lazy ... they know nothings going to happen. Ahhh but a democracy ... there's where the action is. What's the flavor of the month for the 21st century? Big government. G8 summits, WTO meetings, globalization. Gimme a break, like there aren't actually people suffering that they can't protest about??? What about Africa? If people's protest's reflected world conditions, 99.9% of all protests would revolve around civil wars, poverty, starvation & the Aids crisis in Africa. But eh who really cares about a few million Africans anymore? C�mon that was an 80's thing." Unknown
Promise Yourself Everyday
- To be so strong that nothing can disturb your piece of mind.
- To talk health, happiness and prosperity to every person you meet.
- To make all your friends feel that there is something special in them.
- To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true.
- To think only of the best, to work only for the best, and expect only the best.
- To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own.
- To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future.
- To wear a cheerful attitude at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.
- To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to critize others.
- To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.
Don't eat the yellow snow.
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| Originally posted by tubularbills here's something funny and witty to say: HEY! YOU! WTF!? Officer I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lost i don't know where I am. i did that once. and got away with it. another time i honked at a cop and said she was my friend. OMG so drunk. |
Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions but there are alot of inquisitve idiots.
Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Blame - The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Power - Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.
Arrogance - The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
Discovery - A company that will go to the ends of the earth for its people will discover it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.
Consulting - If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
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| Originally posted by est Anything that doesn't kill you makes you stronger |
"Who?" - Mike Jones
dont be a fool.. stay in school
or wrap your tool.. etc
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| Originally posted by Jackson "At this very moment, we are all already dead...its just a matter of how and when we die" |
"i get more ass than a toilet seat" - nate dogg
"call me butter cuz i'm on a roll" - me
"clean your room" - mother
Celibacy is not heriditary
The dirty secret of the American economy for more than a decade now is that it is largely based on the continued creation of suburban sprawl and all its accessories and furnishings. And if you remove that from our economy there isn't a whole lot left besides hair cutting, Colonel Sanders' chicken, and open-heart surgery...
Americans are suffering so much from being in unrewarding environments that it has made us very cynical. I think that American suburbia has become a powerful generator of anxiety and depression. If we happen to let it go, we won't miss it that much. Very few people are going to feel nostalgic about the parking lot between the Chuck E. Cheeses and the Kmart.
- James Howard Kunstler
Don't let your meat loaf.
here i sit broken-hearted,
tried to shit and only farted.
i'm sure it's on some of you guys' dorm stall doors.
Go kick some rocks!
ok so i made that one up
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