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| Originally posted by DJ Eco wow thats fucked up lol Tommy has feelings too!  |
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| Originally posted by Thero40 Your a loser, of course... |
LMAO! this thread is hillarious!
I will admit, I am a big fan of the spikey hair look, I LOVE IT, BUTTTT NONE of those guys in those pics. are hot!!! ewww! (politics of sucking...hahaha! that was awesome!) you can see it in their faces they're trying to convince themselves they are the shit when they are nasty! any guy who puts on that much of a front....passss!!!! I don't know how they would get any girls. you can totally see right through their expressions.
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| Originally posted by Thero40 Yea theres nothing like searching for your soulmate at the Jersey shore   |
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| Originally posted by Scoops tru story...Labor Day weekend 2004 we are all at DJAIS in Belmar and I notice that Tommy is there. I then ask the DJ if i can shout over the mic and he says go ahead. Prior to this i let all the DJAIS REGs know that he is there and that we are goin to boo him out of DJAIS. Sure enough i give him a shout out but i grab the mic and say "Hey tommy don't do to Belmar what you did Seaside". The crowd went nutz. I walked by the front door and the bouncer was like "bro that was totally fucked up but funny as hell...i never seen a guy rush to get out of DJAIS like that" |
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| Originally posted by Scoops after the episode aired on MTV, he attempted to go to Joeys in Clifton. The guy at the Door told him he was banned from Joeys |
LMFAO at all the pics and replies!!!
figured id also post my rant about guidos from my myspace page here.. its pretty funny and sort of true 
the typical tri-state area guidos (and those that try to be) are 2nd. keep in mind i am talking about the fistpumping juiced up guidos, not normal italians.. those people rock. but anyway, these meatheads are probably the shallowest closet homosexuals to ever walk on the face of the earth. half their paychecks/money from their parents wallet goes to daily activites to pamper themselves (manicures, pedicures, salad tossings, balls waxed) and the rest of the money goes into their ass, literally (what a surprise)...and the stuff going in their ass would be steroids. i would rather play shuffleboard all day with senior citizens than to waste money at a club surrounded by shirtless guidos fistpumping to shitty tribal music that i could compose simply by banging on a desk. last would be the women that like guidos. keep in mind, these girls are not as shallow as guidos, but are incredibly stupid and materialistic. to these women, every electronic dance music song can be categorized into one word: "techno". you can pretty much have better conversations with a lampshade than these girls.
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| Originally posted by Highmay no creativity, as usual...this is like the messageboard version of "i know you are, but what am i ?"...and youre given all the time in the world to respond back...typical for a guido wannabe and their limited vocabulary... |
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| Originally posted by spc hmm thats weird.. wouldnt expect that with all the guidos romping there and add to the fact that his friend now works at joeys.. the fat dude that drove the escalade in the show |
now this guy is a joke
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| Originally posted by Scoops i think you are gettin him mixed up wit Lughead whos the MC/DJ there. The Big guy, Anthony who drives the escalade is good friends wit the owner |
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| Originally posted by spc figured id also post my rant about guidos from my myspace page here.. its pretty funny and sort of true the typical tri-state area guidos (and those that try to be) are 2nd. keep in mind i am talking about the fistpumping juiced up guidos, not normal italians.. those people rock. but anyway, these meatheads are probably the shallowest closet homosexuals to ever walk on the face of the earth. half their paychecks/money from their parents wallet goes to daily activites to pamper themselves (manicures, pedicures, salad tossings, balls waxed) and the rest of the money goes into their ass, literally (what a surprise)...and the stuff going in their ass would be steroids. i would rather play shuffleboard all day with senior citizens than to waste money at a club surrounded by shirtless guidos fistpumping to shitty tribal music that i could compose simply by banging on a desk. last would be the women that like guidos. keep in mind, these girls are not as shallow as guidos, but are incredibly stupid and materialistic. to these women, every electronic dance music song can be categorized into one word: "techno". you can pretty much have better conversations with a lampshade than these girls. |
Real guidos wear Versace...
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| Originally posted by Thero40 yea you know me so well, im such a guido wannabe |
by far my favorite:
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| Originally posted by Highmay well let's see: you're from jersey, you lift weights, you have absolutely no creativity whatsoever, you have no more than 9 words in your vocabulary, you most likely smell like shit...yeah, i can pretty much say youre a wannabe... |
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| Originally posted by DJ Eco hahaha found this Myspace music account called "guidette music" with like a million friends, and then i realized its by this girl who goes to my school and lives in my area, and then i realized how surrounded i am by these people all my life hahaha i personally like tribal beats, i characterize the guidos more with vocal house stuff, Dance Divas and what not haha... i saw pics from KTU's Beatstock, and dont get me started hahaha but you gotta admit, some of the guidettes are hot... if they actually had a brain, i think i would waste my time originator of Guidette Music (dont tell me shes not hot though) |
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| Originally posted by Highmay by far my favorite: |
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| Originally posted by DJ Eco some of the guidettes are hot... if they actually had a brain, i think i would waste my time |
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| Originally posted by Scoops i gotta say something bout this statement. Some of you know that i take the pics for NJ Guido.com. Over the past few years i met alot of great people in doing so. Alot of the ladies whos pic i have captured over the years as well as become friends wit do in fact have real careers. And no i'm not talking about store manager of Express or Victoria's Secret. Some i know are lawyers, Buyers & Planners, Teachers. Last time i checked, you need a degree for something in those fields BTW...im far from a guido wannabe |
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| Originally posted by Scoops i gotta say something bout this statement. Some of you know that i take the pics for NJ Guido.com. Over the past few years i met alot of great people in doing so. Alot of the ladies whos pic i have captured over the years as well as become friends wit do in fact have real careers. And no i'm not talking about store manager of Express or Victoria's Secret. Some i know are lawyers, Buyers & Planners, Teachers. Last time i checked, you need a degree for something in those fields BTW...im far from a guido wannabe |
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| Originally posted by spc oh yea i guess youre right.. i guess he's just there all the time then.. do u still go to joeys? some people tell me that its not that guido-infested as much as it used to be but i dont know what to believe |
caught this on another forum
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| Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius Today we salute you, Mr. Low Fade Tape Up Hairdo Inventor. The sultan of the Salon, you boldly went where no man has ever gone before: to an all female hair salon, because, who says only girls can get their hair cut at Avanti? You have inspired a generation of goomba wanna bes, North Face sporting, Image footgear kickin, and Lids Yankees caps half backwards half sideways wearing men that even God Himself would be impressed. And, you daringly challenged Isaac Newton's laws of gravity, by proving that with the right amount of gel and grease, you can actually get hair that naturally grows down, to point up. So crack open an Ice Cold Bud Light oh Harpoon of the Hairdo, because when a bad hair day may get us all down, you remind us...to tape UP |
those guys everyone are makin fun of are albos not italian they are all from westchester and hangout at at Pure and DNA
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