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| Originally posted by j_spot I must ask, why has nobody commented on the pics I posted? |
take a shower....
Re: Ok U've just used the toilet & theres no toilet paper...now what :p
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| Originally posted by Coup i had a backup plan which is very foul but ill let u use ur imagination about that  |
I've got one thing to say...
"Be a man, use your hand"
-rock the kazba
Tales from the Toilet
A good friend of mine made a 2 week trip to northern India and he came back with some good toilet stories.
In Northern India, you go take a shit and there is no toilet paper, no toilet paper roll, no kind of paper at all. There is just a small container with water on the left side of the stall. Use your left hand dip it in the water, wipe your ass, then wash your hands again in the sink. No one there will EVER shake anyone's left hand, it's considered poor etiquette.
With "regular" toilets, if you see there's no toilet paper in the bathroom, look for cologne. Don't wipe, once you stand up your ass cheeks will unite and squeeze together, trapping all of the filth in between. Spray some cologne on your ass for good measure. Try not to sit down too much until you get home, it's a weird feeling if you do, and you don't want to mix it all up more than it already is. Once you get home, head to the shower.
Words of wisdom young grasshopper.
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Re: Tales from the Toilet
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| Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams With "regular" toilets, if you see there's no toilet paper in the bathroom, look for cologne. Don't wipe, once you stand up your ass cheeks will unite and squeeze together, trapping all of the filth in between. Spray some cologne on your ass for good measure. Try not to sit down too much until you get home, it's a weird feeling if you do, and you don't want to mix it all up more than it already is. Once you get home, head to the shower. Words of wisdom young grasshopper. ID |
Use your Sock!
not again
Jesus , just check the roll first
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| Originally posted by Spellbound I've got one thing to say... "Be a man, use your hand" -rock the kazba |
women would be too poilte to use their hands but as they have an abundence of tissues shoved in 1001 places their ok anyway, lol, guess the sock is one of the better alternatives in this situation, and that one about leave it and spray smelly on it, ewwww! haha!
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| Originally posted by Spad A few years back on a mates birthday we all went out and got absolutly hammered to the point of being shitfaced. Anyway at one point during the walk home my mate needed a shit and having nowhere to go he squatted in somebodys garden. After he did it, turned around and it wasn't there! Odd he thought but being drunk didn't really worry too much. Anyway we carry on home, next day he wakes up goes to take a shower and finds his turn in his trouser leg. He'd basically sqatted, taken a shit which fell into his jeans then pulled them back up and carried on oblivious. |
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