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You probably see each other too much, shes getting teh meat stick from someone els, or shes not satisfied.

tell her ur gonna see other whores, do so, and tell her you will try to fit her in your new dating rotation of hot bitches

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Originally posted by UWM If he plays her a song that horrific she'll have no choice but to leave.

its dj legs fav song




anyways.... back on topic....

make sure u and ur partners having mentos strawberry

she's maybe cheating on u .....

chantilli cream and strawberries, always does wonders

heh a guy i work with is havin similar problems
he didn't think they were having enough, she decided she wanted to cut sex altogether for a month
he looked like he was in hell all night
then again, having to work for 10 hours right after being told that you're not getting any for a while must suck
and yeah if i heard how that all worked out i'd tell you and offer some advice but idk how it turned out so....good luck dude!
my condolences

ANOTHER WOMAN!

well, i figure out today that the no-sex thing is really just the beginning of the problems with our relationship haha


guess i am back on the market

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Originally posted by ATL_Trancer well, i figure out today that the no-sex thing is really just the beginning of the problems with our relationship haha guess i am back on the market

it probably wasn't even about the sex it's just the first thing you noticed because it was the most important hahaha

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Originally posted by Floorfiller it probably wasn't even about the sex it's just the first thing you noticed because it was the most important hahaha

haha, i think you got it

oh well, neither of us have really been that satisified with it, better to call it quits now than sometime later

time to go out on the town, get drunk and get laid

teh buttsecks

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Originally posted by josh4 i think... you people need to just have the butt sekz with me already and stop talking about it

fixed

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Originally posted by ATL_Trancer guess i am back on the market

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Originally posted by ATL_Trancer time to go out on the town, get drunk and get laid

i kinda feel bad for him that we knew more than he did about his own relationship

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Originally posted by josh4 i think... you people need to just have the butt sekz already and stop talking about it

I thought we were rid of you for a while

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Originally posted by _Nut_ I thought we were rid of you for a while

How long has he been in San Fran and he's ALREADY reccomending buttsekz to everyone?!?!?!

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Originally posted by Ygrene How long has he been in San Fran and he's ALREADY reccomending buttsekz to everyone?!?!?!

If his butt cheeks were named love....


He'd be spreadin it!!

Re: how to spice up your sex life?

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Originally posted by ATL_Trancer so i've been dating this girl for about 5 months now we've certainly had some wild nights, dont get me wrong! BUT... it's just gotten to the point where it seems like we've lost all the spark we ever had... maybe have sex ONCE a week, and when we do, it's nothing special we hardly ever make out any more (just when we're fucked up), and she even gets all pissy when i rub her the wrong way or bring sex up at all i've tried to get her more interested in oral sex, getting toys, kama sutra books, playing games, crazy condoms, she just doesnt seem real interested in anything maybe i just need to change my attitude? be more romantic? who knows? so what do yall do to spice up your sex life? suggestions? help?! please? im dyinggggg here!!!

Regarding your woman, you mentioned that it seemed low on
compression? What makes you suspect this? If this is true, then
the shortest response is most likely the answer. However...
I had a 1985 woman GL-10 that had a problem with leaky intake
manifold gaskets. When the gasket between the manifold and the
cylinder head fails, it allows coolant to flow from the system in
to the engine. The coolant flows continuously through passages
in the manifold to prevent icing.
What I suspect is this: gasket fails and allows some coolant to
flow into the intake ports on engine. Engine starts, sputters
and stalls as it gags on the initial dose of coolant. Subsequent
restarting allows you to run the engine, although coolant is
being constantly injested by the engine, creating the white
smoke.
Take a look at your junk, to see if you can see any moist areas
around where the intake manifold meets the cylinder head. If so,
then this is your problem. I had to do the replacement twice on
my woman. The parts cost a total of about $3.00. The pimp
quoted me $200.00 to do the job, as there is a fair bit of
labour.
If after inspection, you find that the above mentioned problem
exists, and want to fix it yourself, send me a PM and I'll try
to be of more help.


Good Luck,

Masonious

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Originally posted by Masonious Regarding your woman, you mentioned that it seemed low on compression? What makes you suspect this? If this is true, then the shortest response is most likely the answer. However... I had a 1985 woman GL-10 that had a problem with leaky intake manifold gaskets. When the gasket between the manifold and the cylinder head fails, it allows coolant to flow from the system in to the engine. The coolant flows continuously through passages in the manifold to prevent icing. What I suspect is this: gasket fails and allows some coolant to flow into the intake ports on engine. Engine starts, sputters and stalls as it gags on the initial dose of coolant. Subsequent restarting allows you to run the engine, although coolant is being constantly injested by the engine, creating the white smoke. Take a look at your junk, to see if you can see any moist areas around where the intake manifold meets the cylinder head. If so, then this is your problem. I had to do the replacement twice on my woman. The parts cost a total of about $3.00. The pimp quoted me $200.00 to do the job, as there is a fair bit of labour. If after inspection, you find that the above mentioned problem exists, and want to fix it yourself, send me a PM and I'll try to be of more help. Good Luck, Masonious

You, sir, are a sonsabitchin' genius.

Re: Re: how to spice up your sex life?

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Originally posted by Masonious Regarding your woman, you mentioned that it seemed low on compression? What makes you suspect this? If this is true, then the shortest response is most likely the answer. However... I had a 1985 woman GL-10 that had a problem with leaky intake manifold gaskets. When the gasket between the manifold and the cylinder head fails, it allows coolant to flow from the system in to the engine. The coolant flows continuously through passages in the manifold to prevent icing. What I suspect is this: gasket fails and allows some coolant to flow into the intake ports on engine. Engine starts, sputters and stalls as it gags on the initial dose of coolant. Subsequent restarting allows you to run the engine, although coolant is being constantly injested by the engine, creating the white smoke. Take a look at your junk, to see if you can see any moist areas around where the intake manifold meets the cylinder head. If so, then this is your problem. I had to do the replacement twice on my woman. The parts cost a total of about $3.00. The pimp quoted me $200.00 to do the job, as there is a fair bit of labour. If after inspection, you find that the above mentioned problem exists, and want to fix it yourself, send me a PM and I'll try to be of more help. Good Luck, Masonious

ROFLLLLLLLL!! that was great mason <3

Re: Re: how to spice up your sex life?

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Originally posted by Masonious Regarding your woman, you mentioned that it seemed low on compression? What makes you suspect this? If this is true, then the shortest response is most likely the answer. However... I had a 1985 woman GL-10 that had a problem with leaky intake manifold gaskets. When the gasket between the manifold and the cylinder head fails, it allows coolant to flow from the system in to the engine. The coolant flows continuously through passages in the manifold to prevent icing. What I suspect is this: gasket fails and allows some coolant to flow into the intake ports on engine. Engine starts, sputters and stalls as it gags on the initial dose of coolant. Subsequent restarting allows you to run the engine, although coolant is being constantly injested by the engine, creating the white smoke. Take a look at your junk, to see if you can see any moist areas around where the intake manifold meets the cylinder head. If so, then this is your problem. I had to do the replacement twice on my woman. The parts cost a total of about $3.00. The pimp quoted me $200.00 to do the job, as there is a fair bit of labour. If after inspection, you find that the above mentioned problem exists, and want to fix it yourself, send me a PM and I'll try to be of more help. Good Luck, Masonious

LMFAO that rox

find a new place to get your dick wet and your problem is solved


lol!

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Originally posted by ATL_Trancer she must be a good faker if im not haha, but youre probably right 5 months did seem a little soon to me too?? shouldnt you be married for a good 10 or 15 years before this shit starts really happening?

*cough* 5 years *cough*

yeah dude, if the sex is turning into a project, unenjoyable or wanted by either party - ask yourself, are you still being interesting in bed - e.g. do the same things over and over or adventurous? if so, then it's you... otherwise, if you're going through "anal-ease" and latex gloves like they're going out of style and she's still not happy - she probably bangs someone else or your cock is too small. any woman that don't crave sex on the same level as you (provided you're hormone-driven dude, and not some viagra dependend senior) is either frigid or not interested in you anymore.

Try changing positions, scenery, pay more attention to her, try to make her come first, have sneaky sex or ask her to do dangerous things (like skirt with no panties out on the date, and fingering in the movies) - if she doesn't go for it, it's her.

see, it is that easy being cheesy.

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Originally posted by l�cid that sounds like a girl who has lost all sexual/physical interest. the emotional spark might still be there, but it sounds like she is becoming really bored and disinterested with the sexual part of your relationship. this shouldn't happen after 5 months. in my experience, when this happens there isn't much you can do to fix it. for most girls, sexual attraction is almost entirely mental... it's either there or it isn't, and no amount of toys and tricks and kinky stuff will make her desire for sex with you any stronger. if anything, she will just feel forced and pressured into it and avoid it even more. but here's what i think you should do... don't make any moves on her, don't touch her sexually, don't try to have sex, don't do anything that makes her think you want her. see how long this lasts before she either a) says something to you about it, or b) rapes you.

whoa!! De Javu!!! I hear the same thing, as told by my best friend's GF when I was 19!!!
I was seeing a girl for 2.5 years. First year - NO SEX (e.g penetration) - just heavy petting, making out, etc. She had all kinds of emotional issues (divorced family, self-conscious, blah blah blah - the works). I had to wear dark pants all the time to ensure my blue balls were not very visible through light fabric. I put up with this crap for long time. Finally...

I ended up following my friend's advise and made no moves. I ended up waiting A FUCKING MONTH!!!! Finally, we're at my x's place, no one home, she jumps on me and starts making out. I'm all aroused, so i go fucking buck wild and all of the sudden, she stops me. I ask, what's up? she says - I am afraid you'll rape me!!! That's 2.5 years after seeing each other!!!!!!!! So I realize it's all about fucking my mind and control, so I tell her that it's over and walk out.

That was that... Funny enough, I ran into her few days ago at my kid's daycare. Her kids and my son are in the same group.

Nothing but quick 'hello' - not even a sting of flashback. felt... empty. oh well.

life goes on and it's too short to waste your time with frigid c*nts.

When all else fails, try this technique:

The Rose Creeper
Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.

here are some more to try out: (NSFW) ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.***********/library/sex/rolodex-of-love/

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Originally posted by jonSun Are you getting her off.? But I dont think its the sex life thing. I think its the attraction thing or just bored of it all thing. Find a new girl.

Yep.

It's an attraction thing, not a sex thing.

Attraction requires space, so try giving her some space for a while.

Move out of co-dependence, if that's what you're locked into, and go back to independence for a while.

Do the stuff you originally did that attracted her in the first place when you do see her.

If you feel like she's going to end it, then you end it first and let her know you're dating other women. This way your self-esteem stays mostly intact.

My 2 cents for what it's worth.

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