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Originally posted by Mr. Pink I'm Javi

so what should i do javi?

i was playing racquetball and my friend hit me in the head w/ his racket and i started bleeding.

and i only scored 123 in bowling today.

despite my kickass schedule, this monday was not the best.

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Originally posted by igottaknow so what should i do javi?

I thought you were gay


Well anyhow...


You need to, first, realize she isn't an American- so you can't approach her like an American.

....I recommend tazing her.

Then, once she regains consciousness she finds herself tied to your bed.

Now, let me just say that providing a nice bottle of wine and some cheese for her to eat would be the proper thing to do when kidnapping a puerto rican mami.


So have fun IGK!


Keep me updated

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Originally posted by igottaknow so what should i do javi?

perhaps you can try calling her (if you got the digits that is)? or run by her in person at work or something, and ask her to a work lunch. Is it that hard to figure out the next logical step here?

IGK:

Tell her you must have reggaeton 24/7 and a bottle of rum.
She'll be calling you "papi" in no time..

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Originally posted by StanVoid Is it that hard to figure out the next logical step here?

You forgot the tazing part

Re: IGK:

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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix Tell her you must have reggaeton 24/7 and a bottle of rum. She'll be calling you "papi" in no time..

reggaeton FTMFL

igottaknow how you are getting more ass then me



heehehe

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Originally posted by Floorfiller igottaknow how you are getting more ass then me heehehe

From what I gather, it involves a Taser.

Re: Re: IGK:

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Originally posted by StanVoid reggaeton FTMFL

i hate reggaeton!!!!!!!!

in DR everything u hear is that shitty music.....

i used to like it but i realised its stupid..

reggaeton FTL

Re: Re: Re: IGK:

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Originally posted by arcadia190 i hate reggaeton!!!!!!!! in DR everything u hear is that shitty music..... i used to like it but i realised its stupid.. reggaeton FTL

You're getting better

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Originally posted by Ygrene You know, I just realized that if that cap was all red, you'd look surprisingly alot like Mario. Or green and Luigi.

You know what you have to do.

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink I thought you were gay Well anyhow... You need to, first, realize she isn't an American- so you can't approach her like an American. ....I recommend tazing her. Then, once she regains consciousness she finds herself tied to your bed. Now, let me just say that providing a nice bottle of wine and some cheese for her to eat would be the proper thing to do when kidnapping a puerto rican mami. So have fun IGK! Keep me updated

friend of a friend invited me to a hispanic poetry event. so i was chatting with her and i got this vibe but i could be wrong and she chould be just a friendly touchy feely kinda gal. i got pulled away to go to lunch and when i got back she was gone so no digits. but my friend knows her and says she's single and is going let her know i'm interested. i'm giddy and scarred at the same time which could mean i'm in love. btw, she's PR decent but american so no tazing

Well, its monday afternoon here in Vancity, BC...and the day is just draggin'. Overcast and cold! Wonder if the afternoon will pick up...hate Mondays!
Guess I should go have me some lunch
-Jen

hispanic poetry? please tell me you did a reading

Lol.

I am classroom computer lab technician, which means I sit in the computer lab and do whatever I want, almost, while classes are going on. I just opened the COR as a "guest" and that hateful pop-up with that annoying loud male voice saying "congratulations" started playing.

It just so happened that the sound wasn't muted on this computer rather it was turned all the way up. And the class is starting a test. Lol. The whole class burst into laughter as they turned around and saw my surprised and embarrassed face.

Lol.

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Originally posted by igottaknow i'm giddy and scarred at the same time which could mean i'm in love. btw, she's PR decent but american so no tazing

be confident, be yourself, and hopefully she is interested as well.


Something good would be to tell her you enjoy spanish food and culture. Maybe she will feel that your appreciation for her heritage is sexAY!


other than that always remember,


two in the pink, one in the stink

or as my Great Great Grandpa Tito used to say,

"Dos en la hamaca, con uno en la caca."

Show her your tongue dude. Then give her the wink.

Offer to eat her taco?

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink be confident, be yourself, and hopefully she is interested as well. Something good would be to tell her you enjoy spanish food and culture. Maybe she will feel that your appreciation for her heritage is sexAY! other than that always remember, two in the pink, one in the stink or as my Great Great Grandpa Tito used to say, "Dos en la hamaca, con uno en la caca."

mucho gracias javi I'll memorize and repeat to her "Dos en la hamaca, con uno en la caca." she'll be impressed that i know espanol.

say this to her buddy...i garauntee it'll work


"deseo hacerle amor tengo gusto de bestias salvajes"

what's a RaggeTron ? some transformer ?

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Originally posted by Floorfiller say this to her buddy...i garauntee it'll work "deseo hacerle amor tengo gusto de bestias salvajes"

____ i have love for _____ animals

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Originally posted by igottaknow ____ i have love for _____ animals

if u do that

what you really are gonna get its a bitch slap from her ...

lol

floorfiller u are nasty lol

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Originally posted by stren what's a RaggeTron ? some transformer ?

Hahahahahahaha! Best post I've read in abour 2 months!


I you Stren!

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