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I think some have heard this story before but here it goes:
When I was an alterboy at the local parish when I was cleaning up after mass I decided to steal some Jesus. Thats right, some good eating Eucharist. I went into the holy tamberacle and pocketed some body of Christ.
Later that night it was Halloween, I decided that it would be fun to give out some Jesus to all halloween kids.
The whole community found out it was me, I had to Sunday School for three months (my sister was the teacher) and I couldn't do my confirmation that year.
So I still to this day am afraid to face St. Peter at the gates because I know that will be red flagged on my file. I always figure that he won't sent me to hell because I'm not that bad, so I might be stuck in purgertory for a thousand years.
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| Originally posted by Cuzo I think some have heard this story before but here it goes: When I was an alterboy at the local parish when I was cleaning up after mass I decided to steal some Jesus. Thats right, some good eating Eucharist. I went into the holy tamberacle and pocketed some body of Christ. Later that night it was Halloween, I decided that it would be fun to give out some Jesus to all halloween kids. The whole community found out it was me, I had to Sunday School for three months (my sister was the teacher) and I couldn't do my confirmation that year. So I still to this day am afraid to face St. Peter at the gates because I know that will be red flagged on my file. I always figure that he won't sent me to hell because I'm not that bad, so I might be stuck in purgertory for a thousand years. |
My story might be dumb, when I was young we used to have this really old baby sitter she was like in her 50-60's cant remeber the exact age. Anyways she was really good friends with my grandmother and thats how she ended up with three of us.
One day while taking a nap on the lazy boy, I was going to play a prank on her and I had no idea what or how I was going to do it. So I noticed that she took out her dentures and placed them on the table next to her, I decided to grab them for some reason I was going to put them in my mouth but I thought it was too gross and decided to put them down my pants instead 
. She woke up from my laughter and she asked where her dentures were, I replied "down my pants" 
she got up and chased me around the block with a belt for about 5 mins.
My parents saw this and grabbed me. I got the biggest beating ever. 
someone should steal your little monkey and see how much you cry!
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| Originally posted by Misanthrope someone should steal your little monkey and see how much you cry! |
I'd be lost without it!!!
my post was for killah monkey
oops
Ummm I pushed my cousin down the basement stairs when she wouldn't hand over the LightBrite. She landed on concrete... and still has the bump on her forehead. 
I was 5 years old, on the 15th floor of my building, on the balcony.
I dropped a 9 iron of the balcony, and it hit an old lady who was gardening on the first floor. It broke her back I believe, but she recovered. I didnt remember it, and I was retold the story when I was 12.
aimed one of those wrilly gig launchers at my sister and launched it, it hit her in the face. grounded 1 week. age 10
Set off a fire cracker in my parents room while they were sleeping. got thrown outside in the middle of winter and locked out of the house for 2.5 hours that night plus 1 week grounded.
got caught setting up a zip line from the roof of our house. grounded 1 week.
swearing. every time until highschool I got my mouth washed with soap.
my parents also liked to sign me up for community service whenever I screwed up.
garbadge picking in parks was a favorite.
In highschool it was a whole different level of stuff that almost got me expelled for a misunderstanding about a prank pulled in my final year (it was pulled as a 'leaving gift')
Since I was in a boarding school we got confined to the school grounds for a week as punishment for a lot of stuff. or sunday studies or running laps of the 4 football fields depending on the severity.
most of my stuff wasn't that bad it was mainly just to have some misinterpretted fun.
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| Originally posted by nusty Set off a fire cracker in my parents room while they were sleeping. got thrown outside in the middle of winter and locked out of the house for 2.5 hours |
what if you died?
When I was about 5, I was staying at my grandparents house, and I was super bored. So I thought to myself, "I want to have a collection of something" My cousins has sticker collections, stamp collections etc. So whats the next best thing? A button collection. But, I, being the impaitient kid I was wanted all my buttons right away. So I ingeniously went up to my grandparents closet, grabbed a pair of scissors and cut each and every button off of their clothing. Lets just say my grandparents AND parents were NOT amused when I showed them my button collection.
I got the belt quite often...now lemme just think of why...
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| Originally posted by -D- When I was about 5, I was staying at my grandparents house, and I was super bored. So I thought to myself, "I want to have a collection of something" My cousins has sticker collections, stamp collections etc. So whats the next best thing? A button collection. But, I, being the impaitient kid I was wanted all my buttons right away. So I ingeniously went up to my grandparents closet, grabbed a pair of scissors and cut each and every button off of their clothing. Lets just say my grandparents AND parents were NOT amused when I showed them my button collection. |
I cut the head off a dead body at a funeral home and stole it.
too soon?
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| Originally posted by Moral Hazard I cut the head off a dead body at a funeral home and stole it. too soon? |
When I was 6-7, I used to hide in the rounder racks when mom was shopping, to the point that I was there so long one time that the store closed and they had security looking all over for me. My poor mother...I tell her I love her everyday in hopes that I can make up for everything I put her through 
When I was 8, I spit gum into my older sister's hair, and convince her that it was a much better idea to cut it out than tell mom on me.
When I was 10, I had a party at my house, about 15 people. We got into my parents' booze, my dad's dirty magazines, had kids making out in the shower...until one of the kids' corrections officer father drove by, saw all the bikes in the driveway, and called my mom.
When I was 15, I crashed up my friend's car in my driveway, and convinced him to tell him parents it was his fault so I wouldn't get in trouble. That only worked for a few days...
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| Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* I got the belt quite often...now lemme just think of why... |
As cute as Lisa is, I couldn't belt her now...imagine 15 years ago??
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| Originally posted by DigitalMP As cute as Lisa is, I couldn't belt her now...imagine 15 years ago?? |
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| Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* I was the cutest kid ever...seriously, I don't have any idea what I would have done that got me in trouble. |
OHH i just remembered another thing i did...
My sister ( 2 years older) was teasing me a lot one time while we were brushing our teeth to go to bed.. i was probably about 6.. so she would have just turned 8..
so she was teasing me and made me cry... so i sprayed Lysol in her eyes...
i got in SOOOOOOOO much trouble!
her eyes were and still are fine though!
Nikki
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