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Originally posted by Slylee nah i'm too chicken shit. i just like to pretend i'm bi-curious...but i dont think i'd ever do it again. i did that stuff when i was like 16...way before i discovered dick. haven't gone back since. haha

yea i used to like girls but RJT turned me straight.

i might e-mail this one though... she's pretty fine...

http://chicago.craigslist.org/w4w/156683888.html

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Originally posted by l�cid yea i used to like girls but RJT turned me straight. i might e-mail this one though... she's pretty fine... http://chicago.craigslist.org/w4w/156683888.html

lol

Look at the fun bags on that hose hound.

Note to Self: Don't browse Craigslist 'casual encounters' in the university library.

My cousins sister in law uses sites like this to "get buisness".
Shes a 23yr old highend hooker. I thought my cousin was full of shit until I met her. She pulls up in a new benz, just bought a condo, and just had her lips done. Dont get me wrong shes hot but I wont even take a freebie from her.

I cant imagine the age/type of guys that spends that just for a lay and judging by the money she spends...buisness is good. My cousin was going to talk her into a freebie (without me knowing her profession) until I met her. Shes crazier than a shithouse rat! She wont think twice about getting into a fist fight with girls or guys in public. Way too aggresive for me to even want to be in the same room for more than a 1/2 hour.

I told him I wanted nothing to do with her....but man shes smokin hot.

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Originally posted by L.E.N. My cousins sister in law uses sites like this to "get buisness".

tell her to sign up on TA, i'm sure she could find some "business" here.

Check out this pervert:

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Originally posted by l�cid tell her to sign up on TA, i'm sure she could find some "business" here.

Anyone that pays $600 for a romp in the sack is retarded...
I cant see paying for sex ever...Ive even been offered to go down to Tiajuana by my cousin, and girlfriend offered to pay for a hooker for a quick rebound. I said " I aint putting my dick in any of them hoes".

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Originally posted by Slylee Subject = Someone please fuck the shit out of my wife so she shuts up for once

i lol'ed

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This is the first time I'm posting because I've never seen a place on the Internet where I found what I was looking for. I'd like to meet women who are open to men being sexual with each other. I'm bi-discreet. I've had 3somes with male/female, and the male rimmed me, sucked me with his GF and jerked me, licked my a*sh**e when his gf sucked my agent 007.. and alternated. Unless his weiner is really nice/clean I wouldn't touch it, and only on one occassion I performed oral with a guy. You get the idea. But all this in front of a woman really turns me on. Are there any women out there who get turned on by this vagrant display of "any hole's a goal" mentality? Everyone's doing things with everyone. IF there is a couple that entertains this, and are looking for a third, look no further. I'm attractive, I'm not muscled; I'm skinny. But lookswise, I do make heads turn.. even men. (I'm trying to be as humble as possible while saying this, lol). You will not be disappointed. Just for the info, I like hairless skinny men with nice asses. And same with women (no hair near downtown), except I *prefer* them to be thick (not fat, but nice voluptuous bodies with thick thighs/ass/boobs) Let's see if we can get this party started! Oh, PS: Your pic gets mine. And please, no email-tag.. I'm as legit as legit can be, not a weirdo. So, try not to email-tag. PPS: I am a male. And this is only for a man AND woman together, no single men or single women please. I have a good supply of single women already *knock on wood lol*, just none with this fantasy.

Any hole's a goal!

Srsly, funniest shit I've ever read

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Do my laundry for a blow job? - w4m - 24 I hate to do laundry. I hate to do laundry. No, I mean, I REALLY hate to do laundry. I've got enough clothes that I don't have need to do laundry more often than once per month. And I've got two (probably closer to three) months of underwear and bras and socks and such, so if I don't get my clothes noticeably dirty, I can just Frebreeze it and put it back in the rotation. But I've getting to the end of my supply (both the outer clothes and the underclothes). So...... Come to my place (near Queen and Spadina) and do my laundry. Wash it, dry it, fold & put it away (in the dresser, closet, etc). I've got what's about 8-12 loads in the corner of my room (my laundry hamper is SO overflowed). I've got the washer, the dryer, detergent, and all that. I just don't actually want to do it. Between putting loads in the washer and putting them away after they come out of the dryer (but there probably won't be too much time), so long as the laundry keeps getting done & put away, you can do what you want. Read a book. Watch a DVD on the home theater. Talk to me (I work in a public policy foundation for public health issues). A not-so-subtle hint: A shower after ten hours of laundry and before getting your reward will is highly recommended! Do whatever, just get the laundry done. I'll be around. I'll probably have my nose stuck in a journal or three (remember that public health policy thing?). Or maybe my friends will come visit after the IDPA shoot (look it up if you're curious; it doesn't mean darts). Whatever. Don't mind me, just get my laundry done. When everything is washed, folded and put away, I'll give you a blowjob. I give great blow jobs (You can ask one of my exes); they're toe-curlers. I am 5'10, long red hair down to my bum. Great Bum! 140lbs. Green eyes, 24 years old. There's one washer, one dryer, and a lot of laundry (maybe eight to twelve loads), so it'll probably be an all day event. If you fuck up a load, well I'm a fan of getting things done right, so you'll either wash & dry them again, or you won't get rewarded. I've got Wednesday off from work, or I guess Sunday could be laundry day. Tasteful pictures are a plus, but don't worry too much if you don't have one. Just convince me that I should let you do my laundry. A couple of spelling and grammar errors won't eliminate you, but you'd be a fool to think it didn't count (if you can't construct a sentence, why would I think you're competent enough to fold my underwear?). Pictures of your johnson (particularly if it shows sores and lesions) will become my new dartboard target and your e-mail will go into my Trash folder.

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Do my laundry for a blow job?

lol. Cant say Id do it though. Unless she is really hot, like Scarlett Johanson hot.

how can that laundry thing be real? seriously...public health employee...dirty laundry...it's too much

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I'll give you a blowjob. I give great blow jobs (You can ask one of my exes); they're toe-curlers.

hahah what do u guys think? harmless? should i?

i need a 2nd job bad for the summer...and i'm really ticklish.

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Looking for ticklish female models.Seeking female models for specialty tickling dvds to be marketed exclusively via the internet. The shoot does involve restraint with ropes during the sessions to hold the model in place while being tickled. NUDITY IS NOT REQUIRED. No modeling or film experience necessary, the only requirement is that you be attractive, outgoing, adventurous and genuinely TICKLISH. This will be a fun, sensual way to make a little extra cash and discretion is assured. Please send photo, age and where you are ticklish. All e-mails will be answered.

http://miami.craigslist.org/tfr/157494662.html

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Originally posted by Slylee hahah what do u guys think? harmless? should i? i need a 2nd job bad for the summer...and i'm really ticklish. http://miami.craigslist.org/tfr/157494662.html

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you gonna get RAPED!

even though it's harmless with no nudity, it would still serve a purpose for weird, perverted men all over the world, and they'd be jerking off to it.

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Originally posted by l�cid you gonna get RAPED!

Hahahaha... not that I want that to happen to Jamie... But it'd be funny to hear about what it was like to be on the set of a fetish video!

yea it might be a snuff film. lol

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Originally posted by Slylee yea it might be a snuff film. lol

Bring a gun with you.

You're in Miami and you used to have a coke problem, I'm sure you know all kinds of people with guns.

don't trust anyone on craigslist... ever.

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Originally posted by DJ RJT Bring a gun with you. You're in Miami and you used to have a coke problem, I'm sure you know all kinds of people with guns.

my boss has one in his car. lol


i take his tahoe once a week when he needs me to get his kids from school (i dont want to use my gas or mileage) and i was looking for the card thingy to get out of our parking garage, and i lifted up the center thing and saw it there and was like, "GEWWW!" then i smiled and thought, "man no body better fucking cut me off today!"

i emailed and asked what the pay is, and if my boyfriend could be present. lol



i wont do it, but i'm curious. and if i did, you'd all be the first to see it!

hahah

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