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Posted by CranberryJuice on Jun-14-2006 22:39:

quote:
Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
champagne is good with tropical juice...yup!

...i cry sacrilege !

Posted by Orbax on Jun-14-2006 23:02:

im so nauseous im gonna puke. Time for a fucking beer.

In case any of you are nauseous...seriously beer kills it.

Posted by Clovis on Jun-14-2006 23:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
im so nauseous im gonna puke. Time for a fucking beer.

In case any of you are nauseous...seriously beer kills it.

Especially a fucking Guinness. Foam just levels you out.

Posted by Masonious on Jun-14-2006 23:41:

Re: Re: champagne ****s you all up

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Holy puckering virgin arseholes batman!! It's mason and the Orbaxes.

I dont hate you Mason, I just hate the way you ignore me. You should be ashamed of yourself. You are probably drinking that champagne from a golden flute with diamond studed edges whilst sitting on your throan watching episode 63 of the Golden Girls on 120 inch projector screen. Dont ignore me Mason! I may be a humble man in a pheasant plucking straw hut; but dont shut me out! Dont shut me out just because Im sitting here plucking pheasant until the pheasant plucker comes.

that's a cheap f'ing shot, Xeno, even for you. You know that I lost DVD 1 of my Golden Girls box set over a year ago right after they stopped producing it, and you know FULL well that my favorite episode (Episode 63, 'If At Last You Do Succeed') was on it where they have the garage sale and take a bunch of shitty, bitchy old woman jabs at each other.

I fuckin' love these women:

hey, clear out your im box, do you have any idea how much of my time you've wasted having that thing full? I can't take the chance of writing a quick test PM because it might fill up your inbox again, so I write these really thoughtful PMs and they bounce so I start going berserk and go to the store and buy panty hose and put them over my head then bust in to my neighbor's house while they're having dinner and make them play Twister at gunpoint while I rub my belly whistling.

isn't that fucked up?

Posted by stren on Jun-14-2006 23:49:

TPB is still on ? i stopped watching at season 5

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Jun-15-2006 00:02:

quote:
Originally posted by CranberryJuice
...i cry sacrilege !

but don't worry i love cranberry juice!

Posted by Orbax on Jun-15-2006 00:04:

Sppppshhshhhhhhhh

Posted by Orbax on Jun-15-2006 00:18:

Re: Re: champagne ****s you all up

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-15-2006 00:51:

But think about what the Golden girls would do in this situation Orbax!!

I would like to state for the record that the hybrid manufacturing process involved in producing tastefull thread responses was not developed by my private dry cleaning company. The only thing I will admit to is that my private company may trade those old basketball cards on the black market. That is the riskiest endevour I am currently endevouring. So, It is with great psycotic flamboyancy that I totally dispute the idea that I will mention the name of "ORBAX" in a thread created by a Non-Orbax identity, especially since when the Golden Girls are probably not virgins and that the golden part probably refers to golden showers. This is where the hidden meaning to what I am saying is EXSPOSED!

YES. Golden girls having golden showers. THink about it Orbax. Or should I say "Pee Sprinkles"!

You golden universe is golden liquid spraying on everything, thus linking everything I say to you existance. I cant actually say anything without meantioning you in some really obscure way.

Mason. I have successfully washed my dog. I will now try and clean out my PM box!

quote:
I start going berserk and go to the store and buy panty hose and put them over my head then bust in to my neighbor's house while they're having dinner and make them play Twister at gunpoint while I rub my belly whistling.

seriously, your sanity should be made into a great concrete statue and placed in a university somewhere the middle east where millions of children can model their personalities on it.

Posted by Orbax on Jun-15-2006 01:24:

hey man

where were you again? London?

Posted by Clovis on Jun-15-2006 02:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
But think about what the Golden girls would do in this situation Orbax!!

I would like to state for the record that the hybrid manufacturing process involved in producing tastefull thread responses was not developed by my private dry cleaning company. The only thing I will admit to is that my private company may trade those old basketball cards on the black market. That is the riskiest endevour I am currently endevouring. So, It is with great psycotic flamboyancy that I totally dispute the idea that I will mention the name of "ORBAX" in a thread created by a Non-Orbax identity, especially since when the Golden Girls are probably not virgins and that the golden part probably refers to golden showers. This is where the hidden meaning to what I am saying is EXSPOSED!

YES. Golden girls having golden showers. THink about it Orbax. Or should I say "Pee Sprinkles"!

You golden universe is golden liquid spraying on everything, thus linking everything I say to you existance. I cant actually say anything without meantioning you in some really obscure way.

Mason. I have successfully washed my dog. I will now try and clean out my PM box!

seriously, your sanity should be made into a great concrete statue and placed in a university somewhere the middle east where millions of children can model their personalities on it.

That is the greatest post I have ever read in the COR...

Posted by Orbax on Jun-15-2006 03:30:

Cans or Bottles

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-15-2006 09:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
hey man

where were you again? London?

Im back in australia now. I got some serious jet lag. It is like I have become a zombie & have been in one of those crappy horror movies from the 80s and have been axed in the head by a screaming teenager. but im still alive unfortunaltely. bummer.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-16-2006 05:19:

quote:
Xenocreator_PG_,

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what mason has said is true!!!

*runs out of the room crying*

Posted by Masonious on Jun-16-2006 05:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
what mason has said is true!!!

*runs out of the room crying*

fine, here's a freakin' reply:

You said:

They have captured me & tortured me at the tower of London. They took out my brain & then spanked my butt. I managed to escape & have made it to a london internet cafe to post this desparate plee for help... Londoners.... eat... blood... in... intestines... with... mushy... peas!!!! gotta go, my time is running out on this computer

And I probably would have said something like this if you hadn't taken so long to clear out your PM box you jerk

Xeno, I have liquidated your favorite yacht, �Sealh4x� (the one wrapped in baby seal fur) in order to purchase a Mig 29 from the once great Soviet Union. I will depart as soon as I finish reading the Microsoft Flight Simulator 2003 game guide to save you from the clutches of the evil Londoners. In order to pay for fuel I went through your estate in the Hamptons and pawned your collection of White Rhino horns and Panda Masks from your endangered species room. Please don�t be upset, once you�re safely out of there, we can go hunting for them again � I believe there are upwards of 10 out there anyway so it�s all good.

I�m nervous about flying the Mig but I can�t allow the creative genius behind Xenosam to die just yet. For starters I completely forgot to take out a life insurance policy on you. Also, our pussy investors are still distrustful of our business plan ever since we were 4.2 million U.S. dollars over budget on the Theresa project and if you die I fear they�ll stop funding Xenosam altogether. Xeno, I�ve never even harpooned a Humpback Whale, I need their money so please, stay alive until I get there. I do suffer from extreme vertigo and acrophobia, as well as elevation sickness and a horrible grasp of 3d space but I think I can get there.

I�ve disguised the Mig with a Mexican flag on the bottom, and then just drew a little doodle for effect (), so I should have no issues with the Brits scrambling their jets or engaging me with surface to air missiles. I need you near Big Ben @ 2:00PM, next Thursday. Please wear a blue button up shirt to help me identify you. I�ll alert you of my presence by first flying mach II 50 feet above the ground followed by a series of 50 caliber strafing attacks on some of the main streets. I�ll have a special cable with a large Velcro ball attached to the end, I have already mailed your Velcro gloves, please wear those and slap the ball as it goes by, again at Mach II but you have great reflexes, otherwise that Amur Siberian Tiger would definitely have gotten the best of you.

I will see you soon, stay strong.

-Mason

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-16-2006 16:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Masonious
fine, here's a freakin' reply:

You said:

And I probably would have said something like this if you hadn't taken so long to clear out your PM box you jerk

Xeno, I have liquidated your favorite yacht, �Sealh4x� (the one wrapped in baby seal fur) in order to purchase a Mig 29 from the once great Soviet Union. I will depart as soon as I finish reading the Microsoft Flight Simulator 2003 game guide to save you from the clutches of the evil Londoners. In order to pay for fuel I went through your estate in the Hamptons and pawned your collection of White Rhino horns and Panda Masks from your endangered species room. Please don�t be upset, once you�re safely out of there, we can go hunting for them again � I believe there are upwards of 10 out there anyway so it�s all good.

I�m nervous about flying the Mig but I can�t allow the creative genius behind Xenosam to die just yet. For starters I completely forgot to take out a life insurance policy on you. Also, our pussy investors are still distrustful of our business plan ever since we were 4.2 million U.S. dollars over budget on the Theresa project and if you die I fear they�ll stop funding Xenosam altogether. Xeno, I�ve never even harpooned a Humpback Whale, I need their money so please, stay alive until I get there. I do suffer from extreme vertigo and acrophobia, as well as elevation sickness and a horrible grasp of 3d space but I think I can get there.

I�ve disguised the Mig with a Mexican flag on the bottom, and then just drew a little doodle for effect (), so I should have no issues with the Brits scrambling their jets or engaging me with surface to air missiles. I need you near Big Ben @ 2:00PM, next Thursday. Please wear a blue button up shirt to help me identify you. I�ll alert you of my presence by first flying mach II 50 feet above the ground followed by a series of 50 caliber strafing attacks on some of the main streets. I�ll have a special cable with a large Velcro ball attached to the end, I have already mailed your Velcro gloves, please wear those and slap the ball as it goes by, again at Mach II but you have great reflexes, otherwise that Amur Siberian Tiger would definitely have gotten the best of you.

I will see you soon, stay strong.

-Mason

your words humble me. I need a few days to comprehend the scope of this scripture....

& im so piss3d i will write a song about this...

& call thy MEGA SCREAM BEE!!!! (THE SEALH4X)

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