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| Originally posted by RebeL9 I officially declare Scooter as the worst electronic dance music producer of all time. They are responsible of thousands of cases of bleeding ears.  |
Re: The 15 worst electronic dance music records of all time.
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| Originally posted by Sand Leaper 4. Dr Spin 'Tetris' (Carpet) A cash-in that made 'Trip To Trumpton' sound like 'Strings Of Life', this record was condemned as "really tacky" by no greater authority on the subject than Ray Slinjngaard - aka that bloke out of 2 Unlimited. A hideous dance reworking of the Nintendo theme, this was spawned by the production team who topped the charts two years previously with 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini'. But to fully understand the dark forces at work behind this record, you have to look to the credit for "executive producer". Oh Christ, I'll call you back. It's Andrew Lloyd Webber. Honestly. |
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Originally posted by generic  that explains a lot  I completely forgot about that doop thing, truely disgusting. Scooter's quality speaks for itself tbh.
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dont mess with barbie gUrl...
What?
No DJ Alligator?
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| Originally posted by fbgdavidson What? No DJ Alligator? |
Re: The 15 worst electronic dance music records of all time.
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| Originally posted by Sand Leaper 15. Aqua 'Barbie Girl' (Universal) Should be #1. nuff said. |
you bastard!.. ill have you know that named some of my fave tracks in there.
undercover - baker street.. how dare you!
fuck macarena... that was a quality find on hard up recs
doop was innovative for its time [94]
rednex ... if it hadnt have been for cotton eyed joe i WOULD have been married a long time ago
im glad you didnt say skin up - a juicy red apple or serious words would have exchanged mister!
oceanic.. you swine.. that was a great track for its time adding euphoria to the united states of kingdomshire back in 93
and tbh... dj miko didnt do too bad a job of a emo/greb slur of a tune did he?
EDIT: i just realised jan that you didnt compile this list therefore you are forgiven
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] you bastard!.. ill have you know that named some of my fave tracks in there. undercover - baker street.. how dare you! fuck macarena... that was a quality find on hard up recs doop was innovative for its time [94] rednex ... if it hadnt have been for cotton eyed joe i WOULD have been married a long time ago im glad you didnt say skin up - a juicy red apple or serious words would have exchanged mister! oceanic.. you swine.. that was a great track for its time adding euphoria to the united states of kingdomshire back in 93 and tbh... dj miko didnt do too bad a job of a emo/greb slur of a tune did he? EDIT: i just realised jan that you didnt compile this list therefore you are forgiven |
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] you bastard!.. ill have you know that named some of my fave tracks in there. undercover - baker street.. how dare you! fuck macarena... that was a quality find on hard up recs doop was innovative for its time [94] rednex ... if it hadnt have been for cotton eyed joe i WOULD have been married a long time ago im glad you didnt say skin up - a juicy red apple or serious words would have exchanged mister! oceanic.. you swine.. that was a great track for its time adding euphoria to the united states of kingdomshire back in 93 and tbh... dj miko didnt do too bad a job of a emo/greb slur of a tune did he? EDIT: i just realised jan that you didnt compile this list therefore you are forgiven |
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| Originally posted by Sand Leaper I actually haven't heard that many tracks from the list, but Fuck The Macarena is a DREADFUL gimmick gabber track, despite being a gigantic pisstake (and a pretty funny one too). Click here if you're feeling brave Doop was prolly a "novelty" track when it first came out but my god, those charleston samples make me want to repeatedly stab my ears with a rusty breadknife. |
But I like Cotton-Eyed Joe!
This list should be mostly DJ Alligator and Scooter tracks.
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| Originally posted by Sand Leaper I actually haven't heard that many tracks from the list, but Fuck The Macarena is a DREADFUL gimmick gabber track, despite being a gigantic pisstake (and a pretty funny one too). Click here if you're feeling brave Doop was prolly a "novelty" track when it first came out but my god, those charleston samples make me want to repeatedly stab my ears with a rusty breadknife. |
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] no need for a sample.. ive got it on 12" bought it the week it came out in like 95 or whenever it was, i am all that is man |
Don't forget DJ Otzi. He's on my list of gaylords. 
The Mixmag magazine article also included Delerium "Silence" and if I remember correctly it said something like...
"The record that led to many pre-menstrual sounding women singing tracks such as Iio's 'Rapture' and so on. Also, who really needs to see a cyber kid cry?"
This is yet another reason why MixMag is a total fuckin rag useful only for when the toilet paper has disappeared.
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